Guest Mickey Cat Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 Hi. In case no one remembers me, I'm Zoom Rabbit's smart kitty. I like springtime. My hippy owner runs blacklights all night with the windows wide open, which brings in swarms of moths! I like moths--all us kitties get our fill just hanging around by the blacklights, jumping and pouncing in fevered anxiety. Well, last night I saw the biggest jeezus moth in existance. This thing must have been the size of a hummingbird, come racing down out of the primeval Oregon mountain forests on a warm night to find some nifty lights to bump into. I went and got Zoom, staring as usual into the computer screen, by going 'MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW--!' until he came to see what the problem was. I couldn't get to the moth, because he was up by the ceiling, flapping around all the toy spaceships that hang in the living room. So Zoom picked me up and helped me chase it! I ducked and swooped around the star destroyers, chasing the moth like a TIE fighter, finally catching it with 'claw cannons' as it made a break for the Federation starships on the other side of the room. Got it! Mickey = 1...moth = 0. ------------------ 'Meeowrr!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 Good boy! Your training is almost complete... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 funny my cat does the same thing, goes after my dog though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 All cats do that. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 My cat once woke me up one morning coming in through my window(I'm on the 2nd floor mind you) with a dead rabbit. Back when I was in like kindergarten we were getting the house remodeled and all we had was plastic tarp for walls. One night I was watching TV and I hard a fluttering noise and just thought it was a bird or something. The cat pounced on my back, revealing to me that not only was the flying creature resting on my back unbeknownst to me, but that it was ACTUALLY A BAT. ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 What're you, Ace Ventura?!? I thought I was supposed to be the BeastMaster on this forum! Congrats Starkitty; now tell Zoomie to paint a little moth logo on your collar. . . Clear skies spacer! ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 I have anti-moth guns mounted on all my windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 Taarkin's Cat: Bad kitty! Bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 One of my cats hunt feet. He is crazy about feet, especially my mom's. He's flop over at her feet and rub and rub and rub the, purring loudly the whole time. He just loves feet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 My dog barks at the Killer Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 My budgie poops on the walls (we don't know how for sure, but I think it's a combination of pooping in-flight and the centrifugal force of turning while doing it) and wrestles his ladder... I think. He might be trying to mate with it... We don't know that either. ------------------ The crazy f*cker was jerking off 10 times a day... 10 times a day, at LEAST... They sent him to the Navy head shrinkers and the crazy bastard starts jerking off in the waiting room... -Full Metal Jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted May 5, 2001 Share Posted May 5, 2001 My kitties say they'd like to meet your bird sometime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted May 5, 2001 Share Posted May 5, 2001 So would my Cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted May 5, 2001 Share Posted May 5, 2001 I have a window fan and some birds were outside chirping. My cat hears this and sees the birds. In one great leap she smacks right into the fan. Falls behind my bed. I look to see what the noise was to see my cat purring and walking a little strange. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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