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Whoever sent that damn Squadron of mosquitos after me succeeded.

 

While I was sleeping at night a squadron managed past my defenses and scored multiple hits on me.

 

However...

They were captured and killed.

 

 

My guess would be that Zoom sent this as a retaliation from the bee that I sent.

 

If that was you this will lead to wartime.

 

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EVERY summer, I am perpetualy infliced with 4-6 itchy insect bites on my feet and ankles. Fortunatley, I have discovered a consistent meathod of getting rid of the itch. Just turn on a light bulb, wait for it to get hot, turn it off until it cools a bit, and treat the itchy area with the warm bulb. Works every time!

 

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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!

 

Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!

 

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A good solution to that would be a wonderfull invention called underwear...

 

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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!

 

Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!

 

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Guest Zoom Rabbit

No...the mosquitoes weren't my doing!

 

The Borg nanoprobes they injected into your bloodstream, though, are my handiwork... biggrin.gif

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:

No...the mosquitoes weren't my doing!

 

The Borg nanoprobes they injected into your bloodstream, though, are my handiwork... biggrin.gif

 

*glares*

 

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I don't have mosquitoes.

 

I have <strike>spiders</strike> those face-huggers from Aliens. eek.gif

 

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Fool! Those nano-probe were the form of my assimilated evil clone, Deacutus! Sometimes he appears using my user name! When i find him I'm gonna get my I-MOD and...

 

Oh, hi Deacutus...been sending nanoprobes about have we? BOOM!

 

See ya later, evil borg thicko.

 

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Hehehehe! Stupid borg. You won't assimilate me! You couldn't assimilate a-what the?

 

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I am Deacutus of Borg. Resistance is futile.

 

[Assimilation: May not have happened.]

 

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Next time I'm sending geneticly modified wasps, have fun: they're about 8 times bigger and they hurt, a lot. wink.gif

 

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Guest Zoom Rabbit

Hello, Borg Collective, I'm the Easter Bunny.

 

So you're upset that I got ahold of some of your nanotech, eh? Well, tough t*tties. tongue.gif Speaking of which, I got the nanoprobes by getting Seven of Nine drunk, then...um, collecting them. biggrin.gif

 

For my first trick, I'll turn Commander 598 into a protocol droid. *(Pushes button on remote control.)* Robot! Get me wine!

 

<font color=red>Free Tibet!</Font> 'Vive la resistance!'

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:

Hello, Borg Collective, I'm the Easter Bunny.

 

So you're upset that I got ahold of some of your nanotech, eh? Well, tough t*tties. tongue.gif Speaking of which, I got the nanoprobes by getting Seven of Nine drunk, then...um, collecting them. biggrin.gif

 

For my first trick, I'll turn Commander 598 into a protocol droid. *(Pushes button on remote control.)* Robot! Get me wine!

 

<font color=red>Free Tibet!</Font> 'Vive la resistance!'

 

 

*Instead points space based laser at Zoom(Thank you Lockheed) and holds up a microscope slide containing the nanoprobes and grins*

 

Just for the hell of it...

*Sends 34 Peacekeeper/MX Missiles to tibet on full burn while keeping the laser pointed at Zoom and watches as Tibet is turned into a nuclear wasteland*

 

 

Tsk,Tsk,Tsk

 

 

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Deac and Deacutus decide this is all wrong, and beam all the innocents whom you would murder away to saftey. Then, a Borg fleet of 63 cubes, 87 spheres and 5 diamonds appears and blasts Commander 598's missile base to ruin. They also save Zoomie beacause of his revolutionary ties and the fact that our kids would hate us for murdering the easter bunny.

Vival la Borg resistance! unimatrix Zero rules!

 

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Hehehehe! Stupid borg. You won't assimilate me! You couldn't assimilate a-what the?

 

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I am Deacutus of Borg. Resistance is futile.

 

[Assimilation: May not have happened.]

 

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say what?

Its already gone!

*Sends 34 Peacekeeper/MX Missiles to tibet on full burn while keeping the laser pointed at Zoom and watches as Tibet is turned into a nuclear wasteland*

 

So all you did was destroy the base and save Zoom.

 

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Guest Rogue 9

Originally posted by Deac:

Vival la Borg resistance! unimatrix Zero rules!

 

 

Voayger Destroyed Unimatrix 0 to bad Deac biggrin.gif

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Only this time they added numerous duck petting zoos, where the drones can unwind for awhile by chasing ducks around, and also cabaret theaters where amateur stand-up drones can tell electric sheep jokes to their peers.

 

I won't mention the new massage parlors, though. biggrin.gif

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