Commander 598 Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Whoever sent that damn Squadron of mosquitos after me succeeded. While I was sleeping at night a squadron managed past my defenses and scored multiple hits on me. However... They were captured and killed. My guess would be that Zoom sent this as a retaliation from the bee that I sent. If that was you this will lead to wartime. ------------------ Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist & God of Insanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 I see a war, now Commander will send the bees. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 EVERY summer, I am perpetualy infliced with 4-6 itchy insect bites on my feet and ankles. Fortunatley, I have discovered a consistent meathod of getting rid of the itch. Just turn on a light bulb, wait for it to get hot, turn it off until it cools a bit, and treat the itchy area with the warm bulb. Works every time! ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 I live in a place virtually without biting insects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 I dwell in an enviroment considered lethal to most forms of life, so insects are not a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Some mosquitos are really sick. The bit me a couple times around my....you know...groinal area. (Of all of the stupid things I could have typed...) And that wasnt fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 A good solution to that would be a wonderfull invention called underwear... ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 So I cant use boxers anymore? Real men use boxers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 No...the mosquitoes weren't my doing! The Borg nanoprobes they injected into your bloodstream, though, are my handiwork... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted May 9, 2001 Author Share Posted May 9, 2001 Bees? No. Mobile Weapons? YES! You want a war? Well the Zeon Mobile Army is at my command. ------------------ Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist & God of Insanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Borg Collective Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: No...the mosquitoes weren't my doing! The Borg nanoprobes they injected into your bloodstream, though, are my handiwork... *glares* ------------------ Resistance is futile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 I don't have mosquitoes. I have <strike>spiders</strike> those face-huggers from Aliens. ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkshake Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Australia has the most dangerous spiders in the world. And I'm moving there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Fool! Those nano-probe were the form of my assimilated evil clone, Deacutus! Sometimes he appears using my user name! When i find him I'm gonna get my I-MOD and... Oh, hi Deacutus...been sending nanoprobes about have we? BOOM! See ya later, evil borg thicko. --------------------------------------------- Hehehehe! Stupid borg. You won't assimilate me! You couldn't assimilate a-what the? ############################################# I am Deacutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. [Assimilation: May not have happened.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 I got an I-MOD bring on the Borg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 I don't have any bad bugs. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 Next time I'm sending geneticly modified wasps, have fun: they're about 8 times bigger and they hurt, a lot. ------------------ Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 Hello, Borg Collective, I'm the Easter Bunny. So you're upset that I got ahold of some of your nanotech, eh? Well, tough t*tties. Speaking of which, I got the nanoprobes by getting Seven of Nine drunk, then...um, collecting them. For my first trick, I'll turn Commander 598 into a protocol droid. *(Pushes button on remote control.)* Robot! Get me wine! <font color=red>Free Tibet!</Font> 'Vive la resistance!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 um that is sick. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted May 10, 2001 Author Share Posted May 10, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: Hello, Borg Collective, I'm the Easter Bunny. So you're upset that I got ahold of some of your nanotech, eh? Well, tough t*tties. Speaking of which, I got the nanoprobes by getting Seven of Nine drunk, then...um, collecting them. For my first trick, I'll turn Commander 598 into a protocol droid. *(Pushes button on remote control.)* Robot! Get me wine! <font color=red>Free Tibet!</Font> 'Vive la resistance!' *Instead points space based laser at Zoom(Thank you Lockheed) and holds up a microscope slide containing the nanoprobes and grins* Just for the hell of it... *Sends 34 Peacekeeper/MX Missiles to tibet on full burn while keeping the laser pointed at Zoom and watches as Tibet is turned into a nuclear wasteland* Tsk,Tsk,Tsk ------------------ Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist & God of Insanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 Deac and Deacutus decide this is all wrong, and beam all the innocents whom you would murder away to saftey. Then, a Borg fleet of 63 cubes, 87 spheres and 5 diamonds appears and blasts Commander 598's missile base to ruin. They also save Zoomie beacause of his revolutionary ties and the fact that our kids would hate us for murdering the easter bunny. Vival la Borg resistance! unimatrix Zero rules! --------------------------------------------- Hehehehe! Stupid borg. You won't assimilate me! You couldn't assimilate a-what the? ############################################# I am Deacutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. [Assimilation: May not have happened.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted May 10, 2001 Author Share Posted May 10, 2001 say what? Its already gone! *Sends 34 Peacekeeper/MX Missiles to tibet on full burn while keeping the laser pointed at Zoom and watches as Tibet is turned into a nuclear wasteland* So all you did was destroy the base and save Zoom. ------------------ Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist & God of Insanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 Originally posted by Deac: Vival la Borg resistance! unimatrix Zero rules! Voayger Destroyed Unimatrix 0 to bad Deac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 um, they rebuilt it. DUH. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted May 11, 2001 Share Posted May 11, 2001 Only this time they added numerous duck petting zoos, where the drones can unwind for awhile by chasing ducks around, and also cabaret theaters where amateur stand-up drones can tell electric sheep jokes to their peers. I won't mention the new massage parlors, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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