Guest Coffeebean_uk Posted May 1, 2001 Posted May 1, 2001 My honourable friend, I know you will read this so, PUT YOUR MATHS FOLDER IN YOUR BAG!!!!!!!. Please. Everyone else, Ignore. ------------------ No friend have I like thee to trust, For mortal helps are brittle dust.
Admiral Zaarin Posted May 1, 2001 Posted May 1, 2001 *activates intercom* All forces: prepare for thread hijack. Repeat, prepare for thread hijack, over.
milkshake Posted May 1, 2001 Posted May 1, 2001 I had better run for cover. ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum 90's Dude milkshake@milkshake.co.uk You make believe That nothing is wrong until you're cryin' Cryin' on me You make believe That life is so long until you're dyin' Dyin' on me!
Nute Gunray Posted May 1, 2001 Posted May 1, 2001 I demand this thread land at Keflavik, Iceland where it will be refueled. I will release 15 hostages after that. Then I will be permitted to fly to Mauritana. I will require a helicopter with a range of 250 miles to be waiting for me. I will release all but five hostages in Mauritana. I will take the remaining five in the helicopter with me. They will be released when I reach a designated location ni Mauritana and they will be given a jeep and directions to the nearest city and police station. if my demands are NOT met, I will KILL ONE HOSTAGE ON THE HOUR EVERY HOUR. YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES. [This message has been edited by Nute Gunray (edited May 01, 2001).]
Guest emupiett Posted May 1, 2001 Posted May 1, 2001 *Comes in with a trunk full of guns and ammo.* Need some help, guys? ------------------ "Intensify forward firepower!!"
Guest Rogue 9 Posted May 1, 2001 Posted May 1, 2001 Send Message to Washington. Rainbow is Operational
Flying Beastie Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 Serve the humans! The humans must be served! ALL YOUR THREAD ARE BELONG TO US! ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."
Admiral Odin Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 Odin:those hostages will not enter Valhalla. If Nute is killed though he can since he will have died bravely. Did I mention that the Valkries were beautiful young women that tend to those in Valhalla? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
JR2000Z Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 SURRENDER ALL OF YOUR AIR!!! IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!
Commander 598 Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 Originally posted by Nute Gunray: I demand this thread land at Keflavik, Iceland where it will be refueled. I will release 15 hostages after that. Then I will be permitted to fly to Mauritana. I will require a helicopter with a range of 250 miles to be waiting for me. I will release all but five hostages in Mauritana. I will take the remaining five in the helicopter with me. They will be released when I reach a designated location ni Mauritana and they will be given a jeep and directions to the nearest city and police station. if my demands are NOT met, I will KILL ONE HOSTAGE ON THE HOUR EVERY HOUR. YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES. [This message has been edited by Nute Gunray (edited May 01, 2001).] And he has an armed escort the ENTIRE way.Curtosey of Zeon. ------------------ Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist & God of Insanity
Taarkin Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 I got a cement mixer full of 105mm armor-piercing HEAT shells, anyone care to dig in? ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic
Guest emupiett Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 Nice! Count me in! You guys can use my weapons if you want. ------------------ "Intensify forward firepower!!"
Guest Rogue 9 Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 I'll just use an MP5 and a Desert Eagle .50 , known for ending many a terrorists career.
Guest Coffeebean_uk Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 ARRRGGGGGHHHHHHH. Every one freeze SAS, your ass is grass guys. Damn, they got bigger guns than me. "Oi Sir, Why didnt you tell us @ intrep they had 105s in here?" *From off stage* "Sorry Bean" "Please excuse me, we will unhijack this thread later." ------------------ No friend have I like thee to trust, For mortal helps are brittle dust.
Guest Coffeebean_uk Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 Ah damn it. Everyone out. *Daga daga daga, kills nute with MP5* "Your my puupies now boys, (And ladies if any have hijacked.) Lets move it out in a single file!! MOVE!!!!!!!!" One band of terrorists finished. ------------------ No friend have I like thee to trust, For mortal helps are brittle dust.
Nute Gunray Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 You think mere globs of metal can harm me? Think of me like Q. Only better.
Guest Rogue 9 Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 I'll just borrow one of the guns the voyager crew used to help Q end that civil war, so much for the hostages but at least you won't get what you want
Deac Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 And I will zap you with the Krenim time weapon so you never exist from Year of Hell.
Nute Gunray Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 Remember, I said was BETTER than Q. call me..um...X.
milkshake Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 Well I'm not having anyone Out-do me, I'm E, which is a noun, rarer and theofore BETTER than Continants, and theres me screwing upo the spelling again. ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum 90's Dude milkshake@milkshake.co.uk You make believe That nothing is wrong until you're cryin' Cryin' on me You make believe That life is so long until you're dyin' Dyin' on me!
Guest Rogue 9 Posted May 2, 2001 Posted May 2, 2001 try to out do me will you, I'll be GSG-9, I'm sure Nute can recognize that, that gives me 3 consinants and a number, better than one vowel
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