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Hey man you know I'm really okaaaaaaayyyyyeeeeee

 

The gun in my hand will tell you the saaaaayyymeeeee

 

but when I'm in my car don't give me no crap

cause the slightest thing and I just might snap

 

BAD HABIT!!!!

 

When I got driving I stay in my lane.

But getting cut off, it makes me insane.

Open the glove box, reach inside

Gonna wreck this ****ers ride

 

Cause I gotta bad habit

of blowing away

yeah yeah

I got a bad habit

and it aint going away

yeah yeah

 

*Forgets beginning of second verse*

 

*Skips to good part*

 

 

STUPID DUMB**** ******* MOTHER******

 

 

 

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Guest Borg Collective

And choreography.

 

*Unimatrix 48359 disengages from their sleep cycle and launches into the dance sequence from "Backstreet's Back"*

 

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Resistance is futile.

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Guest Zoom Rabbit

*(Shoots Admiral in the head.)*

 

*(Ressurects band with rabbit magic from a smelly little book named 'Lagomorphicon.')* biggrin.gif

 

Coincidence: I was playing 'Bad Habit' at work tonight. We just got a CD player on the line in our kitchen, and it was 'Punk Night.' In addition to the Dead Kennedys and the Clash, I played that CD for my co-workers.

 

Yes, it was loud enough they could hear it out in the dining room. smile.gif

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SWEET!!!!!!!!

 

*dining customer hears screaming coming from the kitchen*

STUPID DUMBSH*T GOD*AMN MOTHERF*CKER!!!

 

Customer: What was that?

Manager: *flustered* The, uh... chefs must have burned themselves. *coughs* Excuse me one moment, please...

 

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We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York.

We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

 

-Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

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Guest Zoom Rabbit

I just knew Beastie would get a kick out of that one...

 

Actually, I think it's: 'Royal Ornithology Technique For Little Old Ladies Whose Kind Military Funerals Unite Italian Terrorist Activities.' smile.gif Maybe.

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