Keyan Farlander Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 And mine would be that that never happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 How about to find a girl that won't cheat on me like a stupid whore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 I take it you've been with my ex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 Was that the red-haired one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 Hair color irrelevant. Blame Revlon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rune Haako Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 I'm thinking a cheeseburger would be good right about now, but I hate to waste a wish on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 I thought about wishing for a triple quarter-pounder with cheese... ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 I would wish for the Collectors X-Wing and Tie Interceptor LEGOs. Those things rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rune Haako Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 Mmmmmmm....Triple Cheeseburger..... I'm almost getting a hrad-on thinking about those. It's been so long since I've had one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 I wish that bowling balls had handles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Borg Collective Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 We wish people would stop trying to blow us up. ------------------ Resistance is futile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 I wish I could travel through time. THAT would seriously rock. Imagine the things you could do.....or alter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 I hate time travel. I mean I really, really, really loathe it. I'd wish for the same thing I always wish for <small>Starlight, star bright, in the darkness, glowing white. Angel of fire, angel of light, bring my heart true love tonight.</small> ------------------ It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery. [This message has been edited by Flying Beastie (edited August 05, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poor Bastard Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 I wish Taarkin would have hot mansex with me as he promised months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Poor you. You bought all those vibrators for nothing huh? [This message has been edited by JR2000Z (edited August 05, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted August 6, 2001 Author Share Posted August 6, 2001 I told you, PB. I'm not paying to fly all the way to your Portugeese-speaking druglord house in the middle of the jungle. ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Hahaha! PB did that sex change for nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 I would love time travel. 5 easy steps to becoming a god with Time Travel. 1.Go back in time to when man just started small little farming villages. (bring a lighter). Approach said villages and show magic. 2.make appearances every now and then. until we see the Roman Empire. 3.Make appearace in Rome bring a gun, and some medical stuff. Shoot a couple of people, and heal a couple of people. 4.Medieval ages bring a tank along as your chariot. 5.Make appearances until present time You now should be worshiped as a diety, and live like a king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRogue 3000 Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 You should write a self-help manual or something, man. Seriously. ------------------ Official Forum Lord of Salmon and Emmisary of Goats Numfar, do the dance of joy! idaho_stallion@stallion.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Originally posted by JR2000Z: Was that the red-haired one? Nope, we borke up in november. update, now I guess she was calling this guy not to hook up, but to buy X and pot, so uh, which is worse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 1) invent time travel 2) gather AK-47s and vast amounts of ammo 3) travel to 1490. location: west indies 4) train natives to fire on "the white man" (Columbus) 5) alter history on a scale that quite possibly couldn't be matched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Go back in time, and hand Alexander the Great a crate of assault rifles. Say 'Don't be afraid of those Punjabis; they're p*ssies. Keep going till you hit ocean.' Hard to say what language we'd be speaking right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Go back to the fall of Babylon and/or Alexandria. Raid the libraries and archives, torching them to cover your tracks (everyone'll assume the fires were started by the raiders). Travel to just after the fall of Camelot (the start of the Dragon War), and teach the dragons how to shapeshift into humans, using the spellbooks collected from Babylon. Bring several of the human-formed dragons forward to after the end of the industrial revolution, and use them to replenish Earth's magic. <small>What?</small> ------------------ It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poor Bastard Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Originally posted by JR2000Z: Hahaha! PB did that sex change for nothing! Who said sex change? It's gonna be some hot man on man loving.<font size=1> [This message has been edited by Poor Bastard (edited August 06, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 *barf* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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