Guest Thrawn Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 Here are a few rules that Darth Sceltor and I came up with. Feel free to add on. <P align="center">"How not to make the whole forum hate you"</P> 1.DON'T SAY THAT YOU'RE A NEWBIE! 2.DON'T SAY YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MILKSHAKE! 3.TRY NOT TO MORE STUPID THAN NUTE! IT MAKES HIM SAD! 4. LEARN HOW TO SPELL AND TYPE (FIND SHIFT KEY)! 5.LEARN HOW TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR POSTS! 6.DON'T INSERT MINDLESS RANDOM POSTS (THAT'S OUR JOB)! 7.DON'T EVER EVER EVER EXPECT A BGM! 8.IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A BGM IS, THEN REALLY DON'T EXPECT ONE! 9.GET SETI OR DIE! 10.DON'T ASK TO BE A SITH!!!! 11.DON'T ASK WHY THIS IS IN ALL CAPS, I JUST FELT LIKE IT TO DRILL IT INTO YOUR HEADS! <SMALL>This has been a public forums announcement</SMALL> ------------------ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Ben Franklin ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 Learn well and heed these rules, newbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 heeeyyyy...i never use the shift key...too lazy i guess but i can spell!! i'd say also: DON'T TALK ABOUT STUFF THAT ONLY A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE AROUND HERE UNDERSTAND!!! like inside jokes and stuff, because i think a lot of the "old timers" would agree with me that we really don't care about that stuff. just keep it on the inside, alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 Can I be a Sith? ------------------ I have a Jedi Sceptre of Universal Obfuscation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 you go girlfriend! ------------------ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Ben Franklin ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 12. DON'T BE MAD WHEN OLD TIMERS VIOLATE THESE RULES. WE ARE ABOVE THE LAW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 and always will be *evil grin* 13.In general, don't act like Nute at ALL. He is a professional. ------------------ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Ben Franklin ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 I spent nine years in a secret government facility in Nevada to learn how to be this way. They were going to use me to destablize the Soviet Union, but the Cold War ended and they lost their funding. ------------------ I have a Jedi Sceptre of Universal Obfuscation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 And as a precaution, 14. NEWBIES CAN'T MAKE RULES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 Why don't they send you to China now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 because they lost their funding duh ------------------ I have a Jedi Sceptre of Universal Obfuscation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 They could always divert funds from the little known "Department of Hiring 'Acceptable' Interns". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 i thought of another rule!! just a tip noobies: DON'T COME HERE AND TALK ABOUT GIRLS OR HOW TO GET GIRLS OR HOW TO GET A GIRL TO LIKE YOU. that will get closed before it even has a chance to warm up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 but not until after Zargon and I rip you a new one TWICE. ------------------ I have a Jedi Sceptre of Universal Obfuscation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 Now I know what that is.You guys are SICK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest janek17 Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 as a punk, i take nothing from no-one, but i don't suppose it would work here would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 Good work. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 If you don't think I been around here long enough fine but you will like this rule. 15.)Newbies can never put down Old Timers. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 16:Nute can never make rules because it would hurt peolple old and new and make Nute second in ruleing the Universe. 17:If anyone says there Milkshakes friend they will be dragged out and shot. 18:If anyone calls me a newbie I they will die a slow painful death but I won't let them die i'll keep them alive to torture them. ------------------ The Universe is just a fractal chaos boundry between intersecting lines of high and low power. Cool huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest janek17 Posted November 18, 2000 Share Posted November 18, 2000 <font color="red">DISREGARD THE FOLLOWING RULES, I'M SURE YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHY.</font> 19: NUTE IS A TARGET FOR WITTY COMMENTS ASWELL AS THE NEWBIES... 20; THE MORE POSTS YOU HAVE MAKE YOU HAVE A HIGHER RANK OVER SOMEONE WITH LESS 21; ALL PUNX ARE TO BE RESPECTED AS A VOLITILE CHEMICAL, NUTE IS TO BE TREATED AS AN UNPLEASENT ONE ------------------ I am the forum's pet cross dressing punk (that everyone forgets to feed) [This message has been edited by Darth Sceltor (edited November 20, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted November 19, 2000 Share Posted November 19, 2000 I'm advanced beyond all of you with the following exceptions: Keyan, Andy, rosie, and anyone better than me at MATH ------------------ I have a Jedi Sceptre of Universal Obfuscation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted November 19, 2000 Share Posted November 19, 2000 Just so you people know, Sceltor and I are Sith, which means we will close down any and all stupid topics you newbies may start. We also have the power to ban your worthless newbie ass if necessary. So shape up or ship out. And janek, your rule number 20 stinks. That does not apply to everyone. Take me and Nute for example. He has waaay more posts than I, but that doesn't rank him higher than me. Another example would be Andy versus any other of you flaming newbies. You may surpass her in posts, but you will never surpass her in rank. <font size=1>You rock, Andy!!!</font> Same goes for Kyp and any others I've missed. Got it? <font size=1>Ooh, that felt real good. I should vent more often.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted November 19, 2000 Share Posted November 19, 2000 I know how to make 1 even and i'm not telling you. ------------------ The Universe is just a fractal chaos boundry between intersecting lines of high and low power. Cool huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted November 19, 2000 Share Posted November 19, 2000 Originally posted by Rogue Nine: Take me and Nute for example. He has waaay more posts than I, but that doesn't rank him higher than me. The only thing you out rank me in is...uh...rank. Fixed up my quote there and adds this: who's responsible for the introduction of Andy... ------------------ I have a Jedi Sceptre of Universal Obfuscation. [This message has been edited by Nute Gunray (edited November 18, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted November 19, 2000 Share Posted November 19, 2000 22: All newbies must take my Basic and Advanced Insanity<font size=-2><sup>TM</sup></font> courses before posting... (And, just as a precaution...) 23: Neither Zaarin nor Guen may make any further rules, in case the forums spontaneously burst into flames, explode, melt, etc... ------------------ And what of the Director's Lenses? The logs show they fled the scene in a shuttle. That is all the information we have sir, there is a high probability that the shuttle was destroyed in the battle. A shame.....but we'll buy George Lucas another pair of glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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