Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted September 21, 2001 Posted September 21, 2001 You can always improve your odds by adding handcuffs to the equation... 'No. I'm not letting you go until you stop being mad and kiss me.'
Nute Gunray Posted September 21, 2001 Posted September 21, 2001 At approximately 1000 21 September, Nute Gunray was reported downed over hostile territory while en route to his target. There's a problem with going after the smart ones: they figure out what you're up to pretty quick and launch a "pre-emptive strike."
Taarkin Posted September 23, 2001 Posted September 23, 2001 So was it mace or a tazer this time? ------------------ You're supposed to be dumpster-diving for ham scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody! Official forum Psychic
Zargon Posted September 23, 2001 Posted September 23, 2001 God I hate the pepper spray, it burns so bad.... I concur with Nute, I am a master at the tactics, I am just usuallyto much of a *****(read: too sober) to engage them.
Guest Rogue15 Posted September 23, 2001 Posted September 23, 2001 Originally posted by Taarkin: My record: 0:0 This includes even saying "hi" to female interest. Well, i'm glad i'm not the only one. not that i care otherwise. i seem to have no interest in girls, or people for that matter. ------------------ I came. I saw. I Invaded.
Admiral Odin Posted September 23, 2001 Posted September 23, 2001 Originally posted by Rogue15: I seem to have no interest in girls The wonders I could do with that statement. With Pepper spray, use on you self 500 times. Then you will be immune to it.
Tierce Posted September 23, 2001 Posted September 23, 2001 Who has the balls to use pepper spray..willfully on them selfs? ------------------ "While the word is yet unspoken, you are master of it; when once it is spoken, it is master of you."
Taarkin Posted September 23, 2001 Posted September 23, 2001 Originally posted by Rogue15: Well, i'm glad i'm not the only one. not that i care otherwise. i seem to have no interest in girls, or people for that matter. But I was interested in said girl. Big difference. Then she moved and I'll never see her again. ------------------ You're supposed to be dumpster-diving for ham scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody! Official forum Psychic
JR2000Z Posted September 23, 2001 Posted September 23, 2001 I got kicked out of a boat shop once. The employee who kicked us didnt have much pepper spray so I lucked out. The trick to that is to wear glasses or contacts. But when you get shot, that hurts even worse. I hate it when the bullet hits a bone like the ribs. Nothing like having a bullet smash through your front ribs then keeps going untill it smashes your back ones. So if you were to get shot in the rib cage, for God's sake, get shot in the lower ribs. Having your heart and lungs hurt in the incident doesnt help. So the only way to avoid this is having an excape plan. So if your going to have an excape plan, jump out of the window only if you know that it is a one story building. This all happened to me in about 18 seconds. Feel free to ask me any questions.
Nute Gunray Posted September 23, 2001 Posted September 23, 2001 I got thrown out of a Toys R Us once.
Gold leader Posted September 23, 2001 Posted September 23, 2001 You tried to steal a plastic lightsaber?
Darth Jimbo Posted September 23, 2001 Posted September 23, 2001 my sister got kicked out of the Early Learning Centre (a 5 year olds play shop) foir goin down the slide. she was 15 at the time
Flying Beastie Posted September 23, 2001 Author Posted September 23, 2001 Runs in the family, eh? A friend of mine just told me how she once got kicked out of a clothing store. She'd bought a Darth Maul lightsaber to go with her Halloween costume (this was a coupla' years back, in another town). She was with her friends, and tried to point at a dress she liked. The lightsaber popped out and knocked down a whole display rack. I meant to post an update Friday, but the forums died: Still no luck; the girl didn't show up for class on Friday, and hasn't answered Email. She's never shown up for Friday class (though we've only had it twice), and I don't know what other classes she & the friends might have that day. Unfortunately, the male friend is also in that class, so finding some alone-time may still require some fancy manoeuvring. ------------------ "Don't f_ck with the Jedi Master, son." --Mark Hamill
Admiral Odin Posted September 23, 2001 Posted September 23, 2001 Originally posted by Taarkin: But I was interested in said girl. Big difference. Then she moved and I'll never see her again. [/b] I know how you feel. Grabs some pepper spray, so who is first to become immune? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb God Bless America
Guest Borg Collective Posted September 28, 2001 Posted September 28, 2001 *spark-fizzle* We have adapted to your defensive capabilities. You will be assimilated. ------------------ Resistance is futile.
Jem Posted September 30, 2001 Posted September 30, 2001 A while back, my brother thought it would be funny to spray some German made anti hound pepper spray on my face... I will never forget how it feels, it burns like hell. That pepper spray is still with me, In the drawer beside my bed actually... Anyone care to try some?
Darth Jimbo Posted September 30, 2001 Posted September 30, 2001 well good luck mate and keep us informed
Zargon Posted September 30, 2001 Posted September 30, 2001 I have found that not calling the *****es back to be an effective method of getting out of the web or traps lies and deciet.
Zargon Posted October 2, 2001 Posted October 2, 2001 It dopes however, become more difficult when you and a friend of said exgirl are interested in each other and would like to hang out.....
Tierce Posted October 2, 2001 Posted October 2, 2001 Yeah ex-boyfriends are like trees to a dog...right after the girl has pissed all over your dignity, and dirtied your pride..no other girls are aloud to do so. ------------------ "While the word is yet unspoken, you are master of it; when once it is spoken, it is master of you."
Flying Beastie Posted October 2, 2001 Author Posted October 2, 2001 Ew. . . <small>Aren't assassins supposed to be silent?</small> ------------------ "Don't f_ck with the Jedi Master, son." --Mark Hamill
Flying Beastie Posted October 2, 2001 Author Posted October 2, 2001 Brief update: I think the Babe's starting to realize I'm into her. We sat down for class and began trading stories of our weekends, as usual. About two minutes into the conversation, she suddenly commented that she wants to have children ( ) before she turns 30, and was depressed that it doesn't look like it'll happen. <small>I think I gained bonus points by not packing up and running away.</small> (BTW, that's six years to go for her [she's 24], which really means two years 'cause she wants to wait until she's finished school.) I can't tell whether it was a countermeasure (to scare me away), or an encouragement (to get on with it, already). ------------------ "Don't f_ck with the Jedi Master, son." --Mark Hamill
JR2000Z Posted October 2, 2001 Posted October 2, 2001 Well, next time if you see her, ask her out to a movie that you want to see AS FRIENDS. Then, once she thinks that how much of a 'stud' you are, ask her out for a movie AND dinner. Ok. So if your going to ask her out as a movie just as 'friends.' you need to sound casual and smooth.(Like talking to a wall.) WHAT YOU SHOULD SAY: 'Anyway, I was just wondering, if you have the time, if you would like to go see a movie with me? It doesnt have to be a date or anything. Unless if you would want to or anything.' WHAT YOU SHOULD NOT SAY: 'Anyway, theres this porno movie that I wanna see. But since Im really under-age, I wonder if you can be my gardian?' So make sure the movie is what she would like. Then once your asking her out for a movie and Dinner... WHAT YOU SHOULD SAY: 'Anyway, I was wondering if you would like to go to a movie with me? Then maybe if we could go get some dinner afterwards?' WHAT YOU SHOULD NOT SAY: (If somehow you got this far) 'Anyway, I was wondering if you can take me to that porno movie that I liked? Then maybe afterwards you can take me to McDonald's because Im on a quest to get all the Happy Meal toys.' So thats my suggestion.
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