Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 I only recently found out about this stuff called R-E-A-L-I-T-Y. I actually think its much better than wherever ive been living for the past 16 years, there are things called friends in reality and most of the time your pretty happy, its not as scarey as I thought it would be and im really quite enjoying it. For example - I only spend about 2 hours a night on my computer and only 1/2 playing games. Wondered if you had any other thoughts on it? ------------------ "Getting Drunk is great you should try it sometime" "I did once, I just cant remember if I enjoyed it or not" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com
JR2000Z Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 I got one of those. Had it years. Its wierd becuase: 1. There are no patches 2. The built in 3D card is incredible. Absolutly no pixles! 3. I got a first, middle, and last name. 4. Its free 5. CD-ROM quality surround sound. 6. You 'sense' objects 7. There are about a couple billion users. 8. The loading times are a lot faster. Its got to be a super-computer running the program. 9. Women are beutiful. (I heard that there is 'physical sex'. Sounds interesting.) 10. No downtime unless your hardware is damaged. 11. Some guy called 'God' created it. 12. There are flying things called 'birds' and other animals. 13. Real-time gravity 14. Health is low. (IE: When getting shot) 15. Insant Messiging is different. 17. The core of the program (called 'Earth') is round. 18. This 'sky' changes colors. 19. Sadly, there are banner adds. 20. You see about 160 degrees. Anyway, I think this was 'Editor's Choice' in a PC-Gamer issue.
Jem Posted October 16, 2001 Posted October 16, 2001 This is my reality: I've got Geology, Biology and History Test coming and also loads of science related homework (One of them was a huge Physics problem that took me 5 pages, I just finished it a couple of minutes ago) including the Philosophy essay I had to do for monday (9 damn pages) for this week only. And next week I have Chemestry and Physics Test including yet another huge homework in Math. I cannot avoid the homeworks because they are verified and marked. I am right now taking a short break and will continue working and studying until about 3 AM. Reality sucks.
Keyan Farlander Posted October 17, 2001 Posted October 17, 2001 The reality is that the vast majority of people are bastards, and I wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them up-hill on the surface of Jupiter. After 20 years of life, I have found six, just six people I trust and respect enough to honestly call "friend." All of them except for one go to different colleges than I do, and the one who is here is very busy with classes (as am I!), so I'm pretty much alone here. I never go anywhere or do anything that might be considered social, because of lack of time, yes, but also because I really don't care to do anything with anyone here. Frankly, I feel very lucky to have so many honestly good friends. So, I'm glad you have found some friends, Jabba, but are you sure they are REALLY your friends?
Jem Posted October 17, 2001 Posted October 17, 2001 Originally posted by JR2000Z: 12. There are flying things called 'birds' and other animals. I also have seen strange beings in this world people call the "Outside", I must check on it.
Poor Bastard Posted October 17, 2001 Posted October 17, 2001 There's nothing like friends who **** you up the ass(not literally, you gay homosexuals) whenever they can. Those are the friends who you rally want, because their head can be crushed against a wall with a big hammer.
JR2000Z Posted October 17, 2001 Posted October 17, 2001 Originally posted by Poor Bastard: (not literally, you gay homosexuals) You must be talking to youself again.
Jem Posted October 17, 2001 Posted October 17, 2001 That made me laugh. <font size=1><font color="#616161"> [This message has been edited by Jem (edited October 16, 2001).]
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted October 17, 2001 Posted October 17, 2001 Reality? The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy... Reality, then, is an interference pattern.
Nute Gunray Posted October 17, 2001 Posted October 17, 2001 Originally posted by JR2000Z: 11. Some guy called 'God' created it. I thought Cliffy B did. Odd. Oh Cliffy B what tomfoolery are you up to today.
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted October 17, 2001 Posted October 17, 2001 Originally posted by Keyan Farlander: The reality is that the vast majority of people are bastards So, I'm glad you have found some friends, Jabba, but are you sure they are REALLY your friends? This is a really interesting post for me after today, as someone who I thought would keep a secret let it out. And the bastard comment went well with me as he thinks im a bastard atm as do I think he is, atm I think ive got 2 true friends. ------------------ "Getting Drunk is great you should try it sometime" "I did once, I just cant remember if I enjoyed it or not" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com
Flying Beastie Posted October 18, 2001 Posted October 18, 2001 Originally posted by JR2000Z: 1. There are no patches Actually, there is. And the program itself is editable. 7. There are about a couple billion users. Actually, most of the playermodels are bots. But don't forget the game-within-a-game feature. Talk about replayability. There're also a lot of hidden features and "Easter Eggs." Originally posted by Keyan Farlander: The reality is that the vast majority of people are bastards, and I wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them up-hill on the surface of Jupiter. After 20 years of life, I have found six, just six people I trust and respect enough to honestly call "friend." [. . .] I never go anywhere or do anything that might be considered social, because of lack of time, yes, but also because I really don't care to do anything with anyone here. Frankly, I feel very lucky to have so many honestly good friends. Whoa, dude. You're me! ------------------ "Don't f_ck with the Jedi Master, son." --Mark Hamill
Admiral Odin Posted October 19, 2001 Posted October 19, 2001 My reality deals with many swords. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb God Bless America
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted October 19, 2001 Posted October 19, 2001 yeah and your the only one that lives in THAT reality. ------------------ "Getting Drunk is great you should try it sometime" "I did once, I just cant remember if I enjoyed it or not" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com
Gold leader Posted October 19, 2001 Posted October 19, 2001 Phwah! Jabba, your reality is just a projection of the real reality in your brain. It's corrupted and twisted. No wonder you like it so much.
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted October 21, 2001 Posted October 21, 2001 Make of what? ------------------ "Getting Drunk is great you should try it sometime" "I did once, I just cant remember if I enjoyed it or not" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com
Admiral Odin Posted October 21, 2001 Posted October 21, 2001 the problem with reality is that if it sucks, or you mess up. There is no restart option. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb God Bless America
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted October 21, 2001 Posted October 21, 2001 ah, you guys have no guts. ------------------ "Getting Drunk is great you should try it sometime" "I did once, I just cant remember if I enjoyed it or not" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com
Cmdr. Cracken Posted October 21, 2001 Posted October 21, 2001 What i need is a third party trainer, for a god mode and unlimited money.
Admiral Odin Posted October 21, 2001 Posted October 21, 2001 only if my cheats actually worked. I can't seem to open the box that will allow me to put them in. I really want to try britsaredips. Supposed to turn all Brits into fuzzy pink rabbits. [This message has been edited by Admiral (edited October 21, 2001).]
Taarkin Posted October 21, 2001 Posted October 21, 2001 Is there a nude code? ------------------ You're supposed to be dumpster-diving for ham scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody! Official forum Psychic
Nitro Posted October 21, 2001 Posted October 21, 2001 What about an adult content filter? ------------------ Ryan "Nitro" Cole - The man who can fly anything with wings... And some things without... "If they could get a washing machine to fly, our Nitro could land it!"
Nitro Posted October 21, 2001 Posted October 21, 2001 Actually, in hindsite, that wouldn't be such a good idea... I'd filter myself out of existence. ------------------ Ryan "Nitro" Cole - The man who can fly anything with wings... And some things without... "If they could get a washing machine to fly, our Nitro could land it!"
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