Nostalgia

[iisaac]

When Dave's site was the web's biggest shrine for Freelance Police; when we used to go to InsideTheWeb for the latest info; we were going through some lackadaisical, tepid days.

 

It was seven or eight summers ago that I said my first hello on the only Sam & Max board that ever was on the web. The times at that place, they were mostly bad. Soon it was closed, and I had set my own lovely and well decorated message board. I promptly ran it to the ground and left it in fiery ruins, to the dismay of everyone. But even as my board came and went, one site remained at the top, and we called it The Unofficial. If you remember the old glorified Unofficial, you too must have grown out of Sam & Max. I wish I could remember the names of everyone who was on InsideTheWeb, so I could tell you...

 

It's been a long time, and we're getting old.

[SyntheticGerbil]

So why are you posting here? We no longer have sentiments.

[itchythesamurai]

I don't even know what he's talking about for the most part. It's like an elderly drunk guy at the bar just sat down next to me to reminisce about the glory days.

[SyntheticGerbil]

You weren't trendy enough to post about Sam and Max in the 6th grade like iisaac and me. Sorry, loser, I've got a ring on my cell, hold on...

[itchythesamurai]

I think I got the LucasArts adventure pack around third grade or so, right when it came out because I was big into Star Wars and just seeing the name Lucas was enough incentive for me to get it. Since then I've hit puberty and am a senior in high school. Woot.

[SyntheticGerbil]

You know that girl you liked in the 11th grade? The one that you couldn't stop swooning over and sent countless amounts of anonymous notes to with musy, confused feelings?

 

I sucked her dick.