timmy_da_monkey Posted December 14, 2000 Share Posted December 14, 2000 On his personal computer with toast and milo in hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen22 Posted December 14, 2000 Share Posted December 14, 2000 Whats a milo? are you being rude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen22 Posted December 14, 2000 Share Posted December 14, 2000 Anyway, before we get into some kind of Guybrush does Dallas type of story, Guybrush quickly snapped out of his "funny spell" and began to look around. Here was he, sitting in the middle of a Christmas tree forest in Bognor Regis Shopping Centre! What was he to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ZeroXcape Posted December 14, 2000 Share Posted December 14, 2000 Guybrush did the only thing he knew to do, SCREAM FOR HELP BECAUSE HIS DORM ROOM WAS FLOODING!@ err... nevermind, that was me. ------------------ ZeroXcape EMI.com Webmaster zeroxcape@escapemi.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush UK Posted December 14, 2000 Author Share Posted December 14, 2000 <font size=1>Milo is some tacky ozzie choc-milk drink</font> After realising he hasn't been in a dorm since his failed 2 week semester at PIU (Pirates Institutional Uni), Guybrush sat down and... ------------------ LUA Bar... Whats a LUA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicallyinclinedmonkey Posted December 15, 2000 Share Posted December 15, 2000 ...began working on "the personal log of guybrush threepwood, which isn't that personal, he realises, because he reads it aloud at the beginning of every of his adventures, and this adventure is no exception, because he just realised that while he was in Australia, he should... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush UK Posted December 15, 2000 Author Share Posted December 15, 2000 find out what that strange rotten corpse-type smell is... ------------------ LUA Bar... Whats a LUA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted December 15, 2000 Share Posted December 15, 2000 ...because it seems somewhat reminiscent of Eau de LeChuck, but he knew that it couldn't be, since he had already defeated Ozzie and his schemes. Following the smell with his nose, he comes to the door of the International House of Voodoo! As he opens the door, he sees... ------------------ Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicallyinclinedmonkey Posted December 15, 2000 Share Posted December 15, 2000 voodoo stuff and LeChuck in his fifth form; a plush toy! After realising it was the doll that he used to defeat him in his second adventure and reminiscing a little about him in 2D, he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush UK Posted December 15, 2000 Author Share Posted December 15, 2000 gulped as a huge timewarp opened up... There was a great flash of light!!! Guybrush woke up to find himself in a huge box... he looked at his hands... there were no fingers... he realised to his horror that he was a plush toy in a Scumm Bar Mk. 2 promotional Offer... then... ------------------ LUA Bar... Whats a LUA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicallyinclinedmonkey Posted December 15, 2000 Share Posted December 15, 2000 he lost all hope- before gaining it all back again as he realised that he could surely get out of this mess if he could only... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobMonkey Posted December 15, 2000 Share Posted December 15, 2000 ...find that damn monkey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicallyinclinedmonkey Posted December 15, 2000 Share Posted December 15, 2000 ...which he realised wouldn't be that difficult, because it was, at that present moment, having an unrequited conversation with a can of grog right next to him. Guybrush breathed a sigh of relief when he discovered that he could use the scenario to his advantage with the only item in his inventory, the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronus Posted December 15, 2000 Share Posted December 15, 2000 WEdding ring, of the marriage to Elaine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronus Posted December 15, 2000 Share Posted December 15, 2000 ...then Guybrush starts singing to the ring... "OOOOOOOhhhhhh, TTTTHHHHHEEERRRR''SSS AAAA Monkey in my pocket, and he's stealing all my change, His stare is blank and glassy, I suspect that he's Deranged..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ZeroXcape Posted December 15, 2000 Share Posted December 15, 2000 ... After singing for what seemed like hours, Guybrush remembered that he had some more pointless trips around the Caribbean. Guybrush pulled his crew together which consisted of ... ------------------ ZeroXcape EMI.com Webmaster zeroxcape@escapemi.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morello Posted December 15, 2000 Share Posted December 15, 2000 BLOOOOODNOSE! er, Wally... with his hangnail (it got infected). ------------------ Rage. What better time than now? [This message has been edited by Morello (edited December 15, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted December 15, 2000 Share Posted December 15, 2000 ...and a tramp with a strange obsession for paper clips and turnips... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly Shaw Posted December 15, 2000 Share Posted December 15, 2000 ...and the jojo senior, who had died and been brought back to life by the voodoo lady so he could help guybrush... ------------------ All hell cannot stop.... Pauly Shaw!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen22 Posted December 15, 2000 Share Posted December 15, 2000 And a couple of token girlies to help pass the time at sea.. "Lets get it on" sang Otis Redding from a corner. Meanwhile down in steerage...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morello Posted December 15, 2000 Share Posted December 15, 2000 a mysterious music box springs open and starts playing, with the ulgiest ballerina you've even seen... ------------------ Rage. What better time than now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush UK Posted December 15, 2000 Author Share Posted December 15, 2000 Upon closer inspection by Guybrush, it was the Harbour Mistress... The Voodoo lady had placed her there when she refused ship aquisition... Guybrush asked her what happened... the for some unknown reason... ------------------ LUA Bar... Whats a LUA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush MarleyThreepwood Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 ...the music box exploded! When the dust from the explosion cleared, Guybrush could finally see his one true love... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush UK Posted December 16, 2000 Author Share Posted December 16, 2000 Governor Elaine Marley... Then it clicked with Guybrush... Elaine never had a Goatee! ------------------ LUA Bar... Whats a LUA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray the Demonic Skull Posted December 16, 2000 Share Posted December 16, 2000 ... then Gybrush realised he had to go to the Toilet, at the same time, a tub of twiglets dropped from above, knocking him unconsious for 1 whole moment ------------------ "I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, quake in fear mortals, for your insolence, I shall devour you!" - Murray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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