Guest The Feral Chicken Posted February 25, 2001 Share Posted February 25, 2001 No, really. I'd have... 'Thank God he's dead' 'Well that certainly took long enough!' 'He had a good, long life, but died anyway.' 'We are all better off for him having passed' 'I'm sure he's looking up on you and smiling' 'Whether you knew him or not, he's still dead' 'Good body, one previous owner, now deceased. Enquire within' 'Dead' 'Hey, a corpse!' That's it. Just a few ideas ------------------ Feral [This message has been edited by The Feral Chicken (edited February 25, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TunaMurray1587246291 Posted February 25, 2001 Share Posted February 25, 2001 "Mouthwash we don't need no stinkin mouthwash" how about a line from an old ocean poem - "what awaits us in the fog, who is singing that song" -its about a boat going into a fog and they dont know whrere they are headed but the song of adventure drives them on ------------------ <embed width="384" height="128" src="http://www.murraysweb.net/flash/tmurray.swf"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted February 25, 2001 Share Posted February 25, 2001 uh... she died too old or R.I.H rest in hell or she was eaten by a mountain lion. or she died of natural causes, something like that ------------------ http://www.geocities.com/liquid_water4/ Visit my site? and Sign the guestbook? and visit my NEW forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted February 25, 2001 Share Posted February 25, 2001 and this ladies and gentlemen, is why we had 8 year olds! ------------------ http://www.geocities.com/liquid_water4/ Visit my site? and Sign the guestbook? and visit my NEW forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted February 25, 2001 Share Posted February 25, 2001 Jonathan You are a **** plain and simple.What type of person goes around writing death poems for someone elses pet dog?,you should seek therapy unless you already tried,but they tried everything and failed miserably. It's sad enough that you go around the forum talking about Jellybeans and Blowing raspberrys.But now i think we've all seen what a complete @sshole you truly are.Lets just hope you have a good future.And I suppose if you get fired from your job as a garbage man,you'll probably threaten to poison the bosses cat or something. And FrenchyD this guy should'nt even be compared to an 8 year old,that would just been insulting 8 year olds. Jonathan Carter you are a complete and utter Jack@ss ITS TRUE,ITS TRUE ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted February 25, 2001 Share Posted February 25, 2001 As for the topic subject I don't even want to think about my Tombstone Yet.(and because i can't think of something good,so i had to improvise) ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted February 25, 2001 Share Posted February 25, 2001 "ah crap" "guess he really wasnt superman" "too bad he didnt obey that stop sign" "oops" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted February 25, 2001 Share Posted February 25, 2001 this just reminded me of something, have any of you seen that stupid commercial for TOMBSTONE ****a? and the guy is like: muahaha what do you want on your tombstone, and the other guy says something stupid like cheese or whatever. it's really gay. ------------------ http://www.geocities.com/liquid_water4/ Visit my site? and Sign the guestbook? and visit my NEW forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted February 25, 2001 Share Posted February 25, 2001 Originally posted by newfoundgloryboy: "guess he really wasnt superman" you remind me so much of my friend eric!! heheh! hold on i have a saying he always says it takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at him ------------------ http://www.geocities.com/liquid_water4/ Visit my site? and Sign the guestbook? and visit my NEW forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grannen Posted February 25, 2001 Share Posted February 25, 2001 I want my tombstone to look like a computer with Screen, Keybord and all. The display will show: Press ENTER to Return. ------------------ and Grannen [This message has been edited by Grannen (edited February 25, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Posted February 26, 2001 Share Posted February 26, 2001 Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the grwatest works of genius ever created by Man -Jack Handey- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted February 26, 2001 Share Posted February 26, 2001 'Oh my god--he's moving!' 'They never found his body...' Here's a morbid funeral joke, for your amusement: A close friend was tragically decapitated in a freak accident. When it came time to place the coffin in the ground, the harness that was carrying it broke, and no one was quick enough, or strong enough to do anything about it. As the casket fell to the ground, it opened, and the head rolled out... down the hill, to another group who happened to also be there to bury one of their loved ones. Looking down the hill, someone yelled to the group below, "A little help??" A moment of awakward silence passes, and this sentence was soon heard from someone: "Heads up!!!" ------------------ "My tombstone is gonna say, 'Phoebe Buffay, buried alive.'" [This message has been edited by brief (edited February 26, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Smirk Posted February 26, 2001 Share Posted February 26, 2001 "Pepperoni" Sorry...bad joke...and obscure...hopefully someone got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted February 26, 2001 Share Posted February 26, 2001 Dance Here | | V [This message has been edited by murta (edited February 26, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted February 27, 2001 Share Posted February 27, 2001 I am Woman Hear Me Roar (hehehehe) Here's something some guys might like on their grave, I got it as a mobile text message... When I'm dead and in my grave no more pussy will I crave and upon my headstone will be seen "Here lies the bones of a F*cking Machine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted February 28, 2001 Share Posted February 28, 2001 - No digging - Rest In Pieces. (He fell from a roof) Nah. I`m gonna be buried in a mass grave anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_xxxxx Posted February 28, 2001 Share Posted February 28, 2001 "Tombstone $50,00" "Voted dead, after 32 recounts" Well that's all I can think of right now The XXXXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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