Frenchyd Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 I'm feeling random today, so here's my favourite quote(s) from the simpsons: "White people have names like Lenny, while black people have names like Carl..Vroom" OR "Soon I shall be queen of summer time!! king! king! ------------------ FrenchyD A dog can't get struck by lightning. You know why? Cause he's too close to the ground. See, lightning strikes tall things. ~Barney (the Andy Griffith Show) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 Homer looks at piece of paper: Lenny = White Carl = Black "So, nice weather were having isn't it, :looks at paper: Carl" ------------------ [This message has been edited by Kid (edited June 12, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 doctor: "it appears that your stupidity is caused by a crayon lodged in your brain" homer: : ointing to stomach::, "there's a crayon in my brain?" doctor: ::moves homers hand toward his head:: ------------------ maxtor = not l33t aka ghey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 "I am evil Homer I am evil Homer" ~~~~ I can't remember how the quote goes, something like (and I can't remember if it was Madge or Bart there as well, think it was Madge) Homer- No beer and TV make Homer go Something Something Madge- Go Crazy? Homer- Don't mind if I do! ~~~~~ Bart and Lisa- Will you take us to Mount Spashmore Homer- No Baty and Lisa- Will you take us to Mount Splashmore Homer- No ~~~~ My fave though is Homer and the 32 Doh's ------------------ Check Out My New Homepage, And Sign The Guestbook, Otherwise I'll Be Upset! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 Lisa: Mum,dad bart's dead Homer & Marge: *GASP* Bart: *Gets up* Thats right dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land _____________________________________________ Homer: Doh Lisa: A Deer Marge: A female deer _____________________________________________ Mr Burns: Simthers are they booing me? Smithers: No they're saying boo-urns BOO-URNS Mr burns: Are you saying boo or boo-urns? Crowd: BOOOOOOOOO! *throw stuff at him* Hans Moleman: I was saying boo-urns. _____________________________________________ Mr Burn's ''see my vest'' song was good too _____________________________________________ *Skinner's in the men's toilet putting make up on* Skinner: Damn i must have brought mother's makeup by mistake *has woman's makeup on his face* *Superintendant Chalmers walks in* Chalmers:Oh im sorry mam i didn't...... Skinner:SUPERINTENDANT CHALMERS! Chalmers:Oh My God ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such Driver’s Ed films as Alice’s Adventures Through the Windshield Glass and The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot. ~~~~ Ralf- Ms. Hoover...I glued my head to my shoulder. ~~~~ *Smithers turning his computer on- a picture of Mr Burns naked comes up on the computer screen* Hello Smithers, you're quite good at turning me on. ~~~~ Marge: I’m afraid we’re going to need a bigger place. Homer: No, we won’t. I’ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart’s crib and Bart’ll sleep with us until he’s 21. Marge: Won’t that warp him? Homer: My cousin Frank did it. Marge: You don’t have a cousin Frank. Homer: He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now. ~~~~ Here are your messages: ‘You have thirty minutes to move your car.’ ‘You have ten minutes to move your car.’ ‘Your car has been impounded.’ ‘Your car has been crushed into a cube.’ ‘You have thirty minutes to move your cube. ~~~~ Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns, you have a letter for me.... Postoffice: Okay. What's your first name, Mr Burns? Homer: I ... Uh ... Don't know ... ~~~~ Grandpa- I’m an Elk, a Mason, a Communist … I’m also president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason ... ~~~~ Hutz: Mrs Simpson. What did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant? Marge: We pretty much went home. Hutz: Mrs Simpson, you are under oath. Marge: We drove around until 3 am looking for another "All you can eat" fish restaurant. Hutz: And when you couldn't find one? Marge: We went fishing ~~~~ Selma- I’d rather eat poison. My name’s already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it’s long enough without Nahasapeetapet – whatever. From now on, I’m only marrying for love. And possibly once more for money. ~~~~ Milhouse- Remember ALF? He's back, in pog form. ~~~~ Skinner- Mother’s gone too far. She’s put cardboard over her half of the television. We rented Man without a Face – I didn’t even know he had a problem! ~~~~ Apu- Tonight I’m going to party like it’s on sale for $19.99! ~~~~ Ned: Knock that off, you two. It's time for church. Todd: We're not going to church today. Ned: What? You give me one good reason. Todd: It's Saturday. Ned: Okelly-Dokelly-do! ~~~~ ------------------ Check Out My New Homepage, And Sign The Guestbook, Otherwise I'll Be Upset! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 I never forget a figure My name is Pussy Galore: I must be dreaming. May the force be with you. Clever girl (Jurrasic park) ------------------ The names Monkey....Brighteyesmonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 Ralph: Hi Principal Skinner, Hi Supernintendo Chalmers......... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted June 14, 2001 Author Share Posted June 14, 2001 Milhouse: Look Lisa! I'm radioactive Man!!! Lisa: I'm sure radio active man wouldn't wear a smock with his picture on it Milhouse: He would if it was halloween!! ~~~~~ ------------------ FrenchyD A dog can't get struck by lightning. You know why? Cause he's too close to the ground. See, lightning strikes tall things. ~Barney (the Andy Griffith Show) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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