NiKo Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 okay so this is a game, each day i'l post the lyrics to a song. however guesses what the song is, wins for the day. okay here goes the 1st one, its really e-z. The world is spinning too fast I'm buying lead Nike shoes To keep myself tethered To the days I try to lose My mama said to slow down You should make your shoes Stop dancing to the music Of Gorillaz in a happy mood Keep a mild groove on Ba ba ba Day dee bop There you go! Get the cool! Get the cool shoeshine! Get the cool! Get the cool shoeshine! Get the cool! Get the cool shoeshine! Get the cool! Get the cool shoeshine! There's a monkey in the jungle Watching a vapour trail Caught up in the conflict Between his brain and his tail And if time's elimination Then we got nothing to lose Please repeat the message It's the music that we choose Keep a mild groove on Ba ba ba Day dee bop OK bring it down yeah we gonna break out Get the cool! Get the cool shoeshine! Get the cool! Get the cool shoeshine! Get the cool! Get the cool shoeshine! Get the cool! Get the cool shoeshine! okay, wich song is this? artist and title of song. ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 gorillaz - 19-2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted June 27, 2001 Author Share Posted June 27, 2001 Nice work storken. i agree that was a bit easey. lets see the next {note, i will also post songs that we hate, to make it harder, britney,*nsync etc..) I murder a rhyme one word at a time You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine You better, get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna help What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself? I'm waitin for hell like hell **** I'm anxious as hell Manson, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve Thirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf I used to, get punked and bullied on my block 'til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox {"Mom! MOM!"} I used to give a - ****, now I could give a **** less What do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press I'm stressed Too much stares two breasts, too upset It's just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes) Grew up quick (no) was raised right Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right You think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi" Became a commodity because I'm W-H-I- -T-E, cuz MTV was so friendly to me Can't wait 'til Kim sees me Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect? Read my lips *****, what, my mouth isn't workin? You hear this finger? Oh it's upside down Here, let me turn this mother****er up right now I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into it just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music And if he feeds into this **** he's an innocent victim and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe {*vocal scratches*} My name is Slim Shady I been crazy way before radio didn't play me The sensational {*vocal scratch "Back is the incredible!"*} With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible It's Ken Kaniff on the, internet Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed It's a, sick world we live in these days "Slim for Pete's sakes put down Christopher Reeve's legs!" Geez, you guys are so sensitive "Slim it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it" Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so frenetic whose eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smokin 'em with my windows tinted, with nine limos rented Doin lines of coke in 'em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out all high and indo scented {*inhales, exhales*} And that's where I get my name from, that's why they call me I take seven [kids] from [Columbine], stand 'em all in line Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time Cause (I'mmmm) Shady, they call me as crazy as the world was over this whole Y2K thing And by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing? Am I the only one who realizes they stink? Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think? Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings? It's why I tend to block out when I hear things Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (AHHHH!!!) So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this! I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a **** if this chick was my own mother I still **** her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name? ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited June 26, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 hey! i knew the one b4! u just changed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted June 27, 2001 Author Share Posted June 27, 2001 then why didnt you post the answer? i changed it coz it was to easey ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 Originally posted by NiKo: then why didnt you post the answer? i changed it coz it was to easey i was gonna, but then i looked down (the window thingy under the "If you have previously registered, but forgotten your password, click here." message)to check and it was =/=! ------------------ Well, u know. the trip wasnt really like its showing, i had to make it comic... u know... no one kicked me out... well, just this guy... i mean an army of undead koalas and some evil forces from hell!!!!!!... and this mushroom... well the mushrooms were the evil forces of hell... mushroom, singular... ok forget the koalas... WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME????? KEEP READING THE FORUM, NEVERMIND THIS!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted June 27, 2001 Author Share Posted June 27, 2001 mmmmmm okay...what was the previus song then? ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 "Forgotten" it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted June 27, 2001 Author Share Posted June 27, 2001 forgoten by.....wich artist? ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 I bet it's eminem. ------------------ "the storks are listening" Now spammed more then 1000 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted June 27, 2001 Author Share Posted June 27, 2001 if it is eminem, whats the name of the song? or maybe it isnt eminem... ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 Originally posted by NiKo: forgoten by.....wich artist? i think its Hybrid Theory ------------------ Well, u know. the trip wasnt really like its showing, i had to make it comic... u know... no one kicked me out... well, just this guy... i mean an army of undead koalas and some evil forces from hell!!!!!!... and this mushroom... well the mushrooms were the evil forces of hell... mushroom, singular... ok forget the koalas... WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME????? KEEP READING THE FORUM, NEVERMIND THIS!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 I don't now the songs name, but after reading a bit of the lyric - I know it's Eminem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted June 27, 2001 Author Share Posted June 27, 2001 double **** [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited June 26, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted June 27, 2001 Author Share Posted June 27, 2001 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop: i think its Hybrid Theory by linkin park....correct, as for the other song, it may be eminem, it may not be eminem. lets wait and see if someone knows the name of the song ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 hes right! it IS eminem! "Im Back" ------------------ Well, u know. the trip wasnt really like its showing, i had to make it comic... u know... no one kicked me out... well, just this guy... i mean an army of undead koalas and some evil forces from hell!!!!!!... and this mushroom... well the mushrooms were the evil forces of hell... mushroom, singular... ok forget the koalas... WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME????? KEEP READING THE FORUM, NEVERMIND THIS!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted June 27, 2001 Author Share Posted June 27, 2001 ding ding ding! and we HAVE a winner okay, next song. dont gorget, artist and name of song. As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain But thats just perfect for an Ahmish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morinin Im milkin cows Jebadiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone Im a man of the land Ive been too disiplined Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine Then tonight were gunna party like its 1699 We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise I turn butter once or twice livin in an Ahmish paradise Its hard work and sacrafice livin in an Ahmish paradise We sell prunes at discount price livin in an Ahmish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheak I really dont care in fact I wish him well Cuz I'll be laughin my head off when hes burnin in Hell But I aint never punched a tourist even if he diserved it An Ahmish with a 'tude? You know thats unheard of I never wear buttons but i got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool If you ever come to visit youll be board to tears We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stair Were just technologically impared Theres no phones no lights no motor cars Not a single luxury Like Robbinson Carruso, its as primitive as can be We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise Were just plain and simple guys livin in an Ahmish paradise Thers no time for sin and vice livin in an Ahmish paradise We dont fight we all play nice livin in an Ahmish paradise Hichin up the buggy, turnin lots a butter Rais the barn on monday, soon I'll raise anoder Think your really rightous, think your pure at heart Well I know Im a million times as humble as thou art Im the piest guy the little Ahmletts wanna be like On my kness day and night scorin points for the after life So dont be vain, and dont be winie Or else my brother I might have to get midevil on your hiny We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise Were all crazy mananites livin in an Ahmish paradise Theres no cops or traffic lights livin in an Ahmish paradise But youd probably think it bites livin in an Ahmish paradise ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 maybe the song is called.... Ahmish Paradise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 by Weird Al..... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 Originally posted by Kid: by Weird Al..... who me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 well, your kinda wierd but I think he meant the artist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted June 28, 2001 Author Share Posted June 28, 2001 right, amish paradise by weird al, next: Ash his heart into the ground Pull his guts out by frustration Be careful you might kill him Just cause he can't hear what you say Doesn't mean that he's not listening If you listen to you words He might like what you say So you've been going out for years And I'm sure that you've been happy Happy with your role You've been looking up to him As if you've forgotten of your own life Forgotten of your own face Burn and start again Just cause he can't hear what you say Doesn't mean that he's not listening If you listen to your words He might like what you say On my own again That's what she said I'm leaving you tomorrow But she already left She already left me She said I'm better off dead It's your own life Live it for yourself Live it for yourself It's your own life Live for your... Just cause he can't hear what you say Doesn't mean that he's not listening If you listen to your words He might like what you say On my own again That's what she said I'm leaving you tomorrow But she already left She already left me She said I'm better off dead ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted July 1, 2001 Author Share Posted July 1, 2001 to hard? ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted July 1, 2001 Share Posted July 1, 2001 yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted July 1, 2001 Author Share Posted July 1, 2001 well i never heard that song either to be exact. its a song by new found glory - better of dead. i'l trie something more easey, have you ever wondered where reallity stops? can reallity be just another defenition for dreaming? and what happens when you cross the fiery gates that hold us here in custody? Custody means life. not letting us fly leaves us to die is it all a lie? soon we'l all say bye. coz dreams are only a sudden twist to reallity. a sudden turn to death. dreams are gods little charrity so you can do the math death is our goal but many souls just tend to fall when no one seems to care you know that heaven, and hell are there for you. late at night, when we crawl to bed thinking of tomorow. we close our eyes and drift away. to a place no one can follow. it depends on the day you've had have you been good? have you been bad? in this dream, where will you go? will it be heaven? or down below? coz dreams are only a sudden twist to reallity. a sudden turn to death. dreams are gods little charrity so you can do the math death is our goal but many souls just tend to fall when no one seems to care you know that heaven, and hell are there for you. but later on in life. we get weak and old and we sometimes get to tired to fight and our legend is told. so we go to sleep, for one last time never wake up again. you've reached the end of the line and now you are stuck in reallity, my friend. coz dreams are only a sudden twist to reallity. a sudden turn to death. dreams are gods little charrity so you can do the math death is our goal but many souls tend to fall when no one seems to care you know that heaven, and hell are there coz dreams are only a sudden twist to reallity. a sudden turn to death. yeah a sudden twist to reallity. reallity means death! ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited June 30, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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