Rufio Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 i thought it was interesting... we have a little cross in our window and are christian, so i thought it was funny that these two kids in shirts and ties came to my house and gave me a jahovas withess pamphlet. i was in my underwear none the less... thought i'd share. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grannen Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 Some years ago when I were 14, Jahovas came to our house and it was a couple of days after X-mas. I let them in and they sat down. They talked about peace on earth. In front of us on the table was my X-mas gift - an air rifle! Luckily my parents came home and ended the embarrassment. ------------------ and Grannen [This message has been edited by Grannen (edited August 02, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 heheheh i LOVE jahovas witnesses... I always act increadibly interested, and then after like, half an hour, i say, well, i'd love to, but i don't believe in religion... they come to our house A LOT ------------------ FrenchyD "Avoid Fruits and Nuts... You are what you eat" ~Garfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 Can you imagine if yone knocked on Niko's door?! They'd start trying to banish him from this world! ------------------ Prime British Meat! And Natty's better half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 Isn't it Jehova's Witnees or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 just tell them you are catolic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarEye Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 No, I think it has to be more like "Jenova's Witnesses" (FF7-joke... ha ha). I just tell them that I don't think God cares which church you belong to as long as you follow his rules, and they shut up almost imidiately . They don't like hearing that. ------------------ THX to Brighteyesmonkey for this magnificent sig. Final Fantasy and all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted August 3, 2001 Author Share Posted August 3, 2001 u couldnt be mean to these ones, they were like 11. besides all they did was give me a "is there life after death" book ad leave that book is serving its god given purpose now...balancing my gametable. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 Are they the guys who wonder around like nomads and wear white shirts and thin black ties ala men in black? Those guys scare me. A few weeks ago I was on the train coming home from the city with Mum and this bible basher (I have no shame in calling them that coz it's true) and he came and like sat with us and started rambling on, he did it the dodgy way though, talking about the weather and stuff then he started going on about God and stuff. According to whatever religion it was, God comes from America... How the hell they came to that conclusion is beyond me. Anyone got any ideas? He then proceeded to ask if he could come over to our house one day, like ok suuuuuuuure invite yourself to our house Then as a last straw he gave me his bible and wrote his phone number in it and gave it to me. I like the pweddy pictures in it ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat1587246448 Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 They are scary. They seem to know everything. PPL who know everything are scary. Mostly stalkers. Spamming. 8 to go. Shut up. ------------------ I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 Reminds me of this thing I read in the newsgroups a long time ago.. Took me a while to find it, but here it is: <hr size="1"> Freakin' the Evangelists, or: Later, Day Saints! We had a "visit" here in my house earlier this weekend from some evangelist missionaries. Not that I have anything against evangelists, but I think prosteltyzers rank up there with Direct Sales over the phone, the Psychic friends network, and, door-to-door, are not nearly as cute as Girl Scouts (plus, they don't have cookies). The players: Me, Tristan Clair de Lune, the extremely handsome, talented and witty Rialto junkie Rachyl, my girlfriend, also a Rialto reader. Keith, (or, Phil-in-the-Blank Clair de Lune) a 6'6", 280-pound stick jock (and my brother) My "other brother," William, a collegiate fencer, busy cooking up a Chinese banquet for my parents who were coming. Scene: Tristan is nibbling on Rachyl's ear, washing dishes for dinner, or playing with his armor [recollections vary]. William: KEN! Could you come here? Me: What is it? William: Just come here! Me: OK (puts down the hamster) Ken walks down the hall to see his brother and girlfriend conversing with two Nordic-looking, clean-cut gimp-types with name tags. Gimp #1: Hello! My name is Todd, and I'm from the Mormon Church of Latter-Day saints. Me: How special for you. Gimp #2: Have you heard about the Mormons? Me: Yes, I have. Sometime in the 19th century, some guy thought he was a prophet, went insane, moved out to Salt Lake City, got into trouble with a lot of seagulls, and, hey, y'know Roseanne Barr is from out there? Gimp #1: So, you've heard of us? Me (washing dishes): Yes, but we already have a religion, thank you very much. We're Jewish. Rachyl: We rather like it... Me: But should it ever break down, we'll be sure to call you. [Rachyl and Keith collapse laughing] Me: That reminds me... Rachyl... isn't it time to light Shabbos candles? Rachyl: Yeah... Me: Excuse me for a minute... [Rachyl and Keith continue to talk to the Mormons] Me (picking up a very large sword from my bedroom wall and shouting down the hall): RACHYL! IS IT TIME TO SACRIFICE THE GOAT YET?!?!?!?!?!?! Rachyl: No, you have to wait until the moon comes out! [Gimp #1 looks at Gimp #2. William continues to chop up the tofu] Gimp #1: Excuse us. We must be going. [switch camera. Tristan is rooting through his closet] Gimp #2: Thankyouverymuchforyourtime... [The Wonder Gimps turn to leave. Quickly]. Me (running from the bedroom in his black cloak, waving a large sword): CHRISTIAN BLOOD! WE NEED CHRISTIAN BLOOD!!!! [switch to: Benny-Hill-esque shot of Mormons running away down the driveway of House of No Sexual Morals, AKA House Four Down From Ogami]. Me: Damn. We lose more Mormons that way. <hr size="1"> It's "Jehovah's Witnesses," BTW. ------------------ "What's my name? Say my name, b*tch!" --Michelle, American Pie [This message has been edited by brief (edited August 03, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 OMG Brief that's mean but hilarious... hmmmmm might keep that in mind next time I get harassed by those people *falls off chair laughing* ouchies ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 I need to scan this picture from Montreal.. It's funny Its all these people on the corner with huge signs saying things like "JESUS DIED FOR YOU!!!!" and stuff like that. and they wanted money........... lol ------------------ FrenchyD "Avoid Fruits and Nuts... You are what you eat" ~Garfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 Who's seen the Jackass where Bunny dresses up as satan and goes to California? That was brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted August 4, 2001 Author Share Posted August 4, 2001 "i invented circumcision! that was me not god" haha. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Man they can be annoying. I like to screw with their minds..... Them: Hi, we would like to talk to you about God. Me: Oh good....MOM! FRESH MEAT FOR DINNER! Another time... Them: Hi, we are from the church of so and so. Have you given any thought about God lately? Me: *cluck cluck* Another time... Me: Hello Them: Hi, we would like to talk to you about God. *hand me the bible* Me: I...like...cows lol, heard those on a joke site ------------------ "Arf!....*ahem*....ARG! Damnit, I always screw that one up!" [This message has been edited by Guybrush122 (edited August 04, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raVen_image Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 You (for a moment there) had some Kabalah symbolism in your siggy newfoundgloryboy. You changed it as I posted, so now it's gone. How much do you know about them? Are you a follower? [This message has been edited by raVen_image (edited August 04, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Originally posted by raVen_image: You (for a moment there) had some Kabalah symbolism in your siggy newfoundgloryboy. You changed it as I posted, so now it's gone. How much do you know about them? Are you a follower? He uses a random picture script for his sig, so it changes every time the page is refreshed/you go to another topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raVen_image Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Originally posted by murta: He uses a random picture script for his sig, so it changes every time the page is refreshed/you go to another topic Aah ...Ta, murta, that explains why the signature changed. Now the question, is he a Kabbalist? ...or more correctly a Qabbalist? at least one of his graphics has their symbology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted August 5, 2001 Author Share Posted August 5, 2001 which one man? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 This one: I think, looks the most symbolic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 ah who knows.......there are a few with symbols in it and i got no clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 double post [This message has been edited by Guybrush122 (edited August 05, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faith Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 once, it was snowing, my dad invited sum jehovas witnesses in, and gave them a cup of tea, and it was interesting, then they went! Lol, how exciting?????? ------------------ Faith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted August 5, 2001 Author Share Posted August 5, 2001 murta, i just came up with that design by accident... i coppied a few circles together and was like "damn this is cool" actually accidents are at the soul of art and design... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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