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["Poem"] Sing Karaoke with Hanharr!


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(Author's Note: PLEASE have a glass of water or other smooth beverage that will soothe your throat on hand before you even attempt this in real life!)

 

SING KARAOKE WITH HANHARR!

 

GRRR gugagghh GRR GRR. [My name is Hanharr.]

Rowrowr ROARR ungugagghh SNORT. [i'm a Wookiee from Kashyyk.]

Roar roar EEGGH mmowrowr GRR GRR, [We are peace-loving creatures,]

Phfft grunt EE-ROWR ROAR ROAR SNORT. [but I've never been that weak!]

 

Grr grr ARRGHH m'uggah *SNIFF SNIFF* [i am bound to serve the Exile,]

Rawr rawr MMM MMM YOWZAH! SNORT [Who's HOT for a human slave,]

Grrgrr ROARR uh GRUNTGRUNT MMM-MMM [With my life will I protect her,]

*SNIFFLE* *MOAN MOAN* *GRRGRR* *SIGH* [Till she's lying in a grave.]

 

RRRROOOOOARRRRRRRRRGGGHHH! [How I long to kill that Mira!]

Grunt grunt mmm ROAR mugfh *SNORT*. [she's been a thorn in my side.]

Rrr rrr ROAR rrr mmm ugh GRUNT rrr [i will hunt her; I will catch her.]

RRRroar *SNORT*, mgh FEHGH *SNORT*! [she can run, but she can't hide!]

 

(Author's Second Note: Hanharr would have continued on with his karaoke, but he noticed that his audience needed to take a water-fountain break (or a Halls cough drop break, so he decided to smash the mic instead.)

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