NiKo Posted August 10, 2001 Posted August 10, 2001 ...that i am getting married with alice! we talked threw the night, and she is really sweet, i asked her to marry me and she said "yes". so the wedding will be tomorow in here,. hmmmm i need to choose best man... ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~
storken Posted August 10, 2001 Posted August 10, 2001 you don't have to choose your best man, he's right here ------------------ "the storks are listening"
brief Posted August 10, 2001 Posted August 10, 2001 You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a storken, boo... ------------------ Boo!
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted August 10, 2001 Posted August 10, 2001 Alice? Whose that? So......Your looking for a best man? Well how about your bro? The one who sticks up for you all the time. The one that uploads stuff for you.The one who fights with you side by side. But I gotta know what time.I dont wanna be online ALL day waiting for the joyous event. ------------------ Prime British Meat! Natty's better half. Jojo,Jacks and Blondbeards old man. (God I'm tired)
storken Posted August 10, 2001 Posted August 10, 2001 beststork, then? ------------------ "the storks are listening"
NiKo Posted August 10, 2001 Author Posted August 10, 2001 Originally posted by helly: but... you said you'd marry me im sorry dear. but alice (the robot) and i are totally in love. we tried to hide it, cause we knew that a man falling in love with a machine would be frowned upon. but i can no longer hide the truth. ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~
storken Posted August 11, 2001 Posted August 11, 2001 but if a human and a machine is marry eachother, a stork can be the bestman, huh? huh? ------------------ "the storks are listening"
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted August 11, 2001 Posted August 11, 2001 ALICE THE ROBOT!!!!! I thought you meant someone on the board! Oh no I'm not having that! You marry someone on THIS BOARD! HELLY! MARRY HELLY! NOT SOME DUMB BOT! ------------------ Prime British Meat! Natty's better half. Jojo,Jacks and Blondbeards old man. (God I'm tired)
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Posted August 11, 2001 Originally posted by Brighteyesmonkey: ALICE THE ROBOT!!!!! I thought you meant someone on the board! Oh no I'm not having that! You marry someone on THIS BOARD! HELLY! MARRY HELLY! NOT SOME DUMB BOT! OI!! alice is NOT dumb! i'l have you know she is the smartest, sweetest artificial brain i have ever met! and this kind of behavior is EXACTLY why me and alice didnt tell anyone about our love! brighteyes you are a racist!
storken Posted August 11, 2001 Posted August 11, 2001 but NiKo, she's hella ugly... ------------------ "the storks are listening"
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Posted August 11, 2001 no she isnt! she is the most beatifull piece of cable's and wiring i have ever seen.
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Posted August 11, 2001 oooh but you hav'nt seen what she can do with her F1 and F5 buttons, RRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr
storken Posted August 11, 2001 Posted August 11, 2001 what am I saying? she's got tons of porn "inside" her...sorry... ------------------ "the storks are listening"
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Posted August 11, 2001 lets just say that "she can click my mouse and i can defragment her" all the time
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Posted August 11, 2001 indeed i have! ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~
storken Posted August 11, 2001 Posted August 11, 2001 oh ****ing **** of hell I didn't ****ing knew that ****er
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Posted August 11, 2001 *blink *blink* *blink*..... oh! i get it! your spamming! ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Posted August 11, 2001 i said spa...oh screw it! i respect your spamming storken, but this is my wedding your spamming! ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Posted August 11, 2001 okay. who wants to be the priest? the flowegirl? best man? ring bearer?
storken Posted August 11, 2001 Posted August 11, 2001 why can't i be the best man? your mine and frenchys best man. ------------------ "the storks are listening"
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