The story of Creation re-told.....in a Chat Room

[NiKo]

Online host ***You are in "endless void."***

People in Room (1) Mr.Big

 

Mr.Big: Hi there.

Mr.Big: Oops, i forgot.

Online host: Light has entered the room

Online host: Earth has entered the room.

Online host: Vegetation has entered the room.

Online host: Beast&bird has entered the room.

Mr.Big: This is good.

Beast&bird: Moo!Quack!OInk!Grrrrr!ook-ook.

Mr.Big:Press 1 if you think long white beards are cool.

Beast&bird:Bow-wow! hoot!Awoooooo!squeak.

Mr.Big: this SUCKS!

Mr.Big: .

Mr.Big: .

Mr.Big: i'm bored.

Mr.Big: <----idea

Online host: #1Man has entered the room.

#1Man: Wher is evrybody today?

Mr.Big: {{{{{#1Man}}}}}}

#1 Man: Any hot chick in here?

Mr.Big: Uh,no.

#1Man: Age/sex check

Mr.Big: i am without form and beyond time.

#1Man: i like big boobs. can i rub yurs?

Mr.Big: i'd better do something here.

#1Man: ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

Online Host: RibGirl has entered the room.

Ribgirl: Hi!

Mr.Big: {{{{RibGirl}}}

Ribgirl: ;-)

#1Man: Any gals, 5 minutes old wanna chat?

Online Host: Wigglyguy has entered the room.

Wigglyguy: sssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Wigglyguy: Sorry, My "s" key was stuck.

Wigglyguy: <------pointing at delicious apple.

RibGirl: Mmmmmm *apples* -o -o -o

#1Man: <-----reaching for appil.

#1Man: let me hav a bite.

RibGirl: <-----downloading bite of apple to #1Man.

Mr.Big: okay loosers, get out of this room.

wigglyguy: LOL

Mr.Big: eating that apple is a GOD violation!

RibGirl: wait, how were we suposed to know?

Mr.Big: hhmph. Newbies.

Wigglyguy: ROFL

RibGirl: are you sure you want to throw an actual woman off line?

Mr.Big: good point. you can stay.

RibGirl: i like guys who are into acoustic music, who write poetry and who know how to listen.

#1Man: i like giant hooters.

RibGirl: close enough, lets go to a private room.

Online Host: RibGirl has left the room.

Online Host: #1Man has left the room.

Mr.Big: great, now i'm back where i started.

Online Host: RibGirl has entered the room.

Online Host: #1Man has entered the room.

Online Host: First Born has entered The chatroom.

Online Host: abel4004BC has entered the room.

Mr.Big: that was fast work

RibGirl: hey, we're still paying the hourly rate for AOL.

Wigglyguy: too many kids on today-----bye.

Online Host: Wigglyguy has left the room.

#1Man: all that cybursex mad me hungry.

#1Man: anymore appils?

abel4004BC: type 1 if you like farming

abel4004BC: 1

abel4004BC: 1

abel4004BC: 1

abel4004BC: 1

first born: stop polling

abel4004BC: 1

abel4004BC: 1

first born: STOP POLLING NOBODY CARES

abel4004BC: 1

first born: stop it or i'll kill you.

abel4004BC: 1

Mr.Big : i should've stopped on the fifth day :-(

 

 

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~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~

 

[This message has been edited by NiKo (edited August 14, 2001).]

[Guest The Feral Chicken]

Hilarious...where'd you get that?

 

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[NiKo]

"phew"...."pant"...i just typed it in.

 

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~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~

[Drunken_Sailor]

That was GREAT!

 

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Poor Santa Claus!

[Guest murta]

I know I'm evil, but: http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=Beast%26bird&hc=0&hs=0

(The actual site is down, but you get the general idea)

 

bwahahahahahahahahaha

[NiKo]

nice work murta, but i actually DID write the whole thing down, i never said i invented it. i copyed it from mad magazine

 

damn. copying it from there would have made my work SO much easier

 

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~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~

[Guest murta]

Originally posted by NiKo:

nice work murta, but i actually DID write the whole thing down, i never said i invented it. i copyed it from mad magazine

 

damn. copying it from there would have made my work SO much easier

 

 

hehe, Mad rules!