brief Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 A man and his wife are sitting in their drawing room, drinking tea and reading the paper. The phone rings, and the husband answers it. Phone: Don't speak. Don't ask questions. Just listen. We've got your daughter Lucy, and we're going to kill her unless you give us ten thousand pounds tomorrow morning at the bridge. Got it? Husand: But... Phone: Quiet. Ten thousand pounds. (The caller hangs up and the husand returns to his chair, sits, and reads his paper.) Wife: Who was that, dear? Husband: Do we have a daughter at all? Wife: No, dear. Husband: Must have been a wrong number, then. ------------------ "Remember kids: there are no stupid questions, only stupid people." --Mr. Garrison, South Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozo the Clown Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 Me likes... ------------------ "Thank you and G'Nite" AIM ICQ Me E-Mail Me Visit My Site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgito_Vaderman Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 Great! I love jokes! Here is one I posted recently in Milegend forum: *Vaderman makes a copy-paste in no time* -------------------------------------------- Ok, it seems that Torrente went away. so I will tell you all a joke! Tarararaaa!: This man who goes to a Toy shop to buy a present for her daughter. (He was really ****ed off) -Welcolme, can i help you? -Yea, I wanna Barbie for my daughter. Her stupid birthday, ya know. -Ok, we got the Skier-Barbie, its £55 (around $85.5) -holly ****! How can it be so expensive?? -Well, cuz she comes with her skies, her full skiing compliments, and her authentic Ray-Ban sunglasses -that little son of a bi... , let me see, show me another one. -Ok, this is the BounyHunter-Barbie. Thats £100 (around $156) -****! Is she made of gold or what? -sure, you must understand she has her gun-machine, her survival knife, and her camouflage dress designed by Armani -Fiuu! ... And how about that one? Let me see, it says... £215 !!!!!!!!!!?? (about $335) -Well thats the divorced Barbie, and of course, she comes with Ken's car, with Ken's house..... Bwahahahahaha! I love that joke! I think ive done a good translation from spanish-to-english. Hope so. (sorry for the bad words ) « Last Edit: August 20th, 2001, 2:27am by Jorgito_Vaderman » Logged -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My name is Bobbin, are you my mother? milegend Carolvs Ro Imp Semper Avg Hispan Rex Fundator Universitatis Granatensis ******************************************* Hope you all like it! (Vaderman edits the post cuz he found a mistake while changing from pounds to dollars.) [This message has been edited by Jorgito_Vaderman (edited August 20, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 Joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 Don't you get it blondy? Usually in divorce settlements, the woman gets like everything the guy owns (steryotypical) so the reason why divorce barbie was so expensive was coz she got everything Ken owned (if that makes sense) ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 Here's the stupidest joke ever: -Do you know why the boy went to school? -Because he had to. ------------------ Poor Santa Claus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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