Tysyacha Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 (Author's Note: The installment immediately following "The Jedi, Reloaded".) Oh, yeah...there's something else I forgot to tell you about that happened on Dantooine. Not long after I became a Jedi, Bastila the Boring and I, along with Itreya, were sent on a mission to explore some strange ruins. Not that I'm a big fan of archaeological digs, but I just love going on training exercises with two ladies beside me. Not that I don't care which one's the hottest, or the most interesting in my book, but Bastila at least has a double lightsaber. Itreya has none--darn this game that I can't teach her to use the Force! (When she was a Sith, she was a lieutenant, not a red-saber guy or gal.) Anyway, I saw this droid that spoke a sushi dialect--uh, I mean ancient Selkath--and it told me that I needed to unlock some big doors in order to "unlock the ancient secrets of the Star Forge". In game speak, this means I had to whack some droids and then go on another mission--a looooong one. So, I took my handy-dandy blue lightsaber and smashed one droid that almost turned me into Jedi Crisp, what with all the fire it spit out at me, and then I answered a dumb series of questions on a dumb computer that a 3rd grader could figure out: "What types of land support life? Gee--could it be Desert? Volcanic? Barren?" I put absolutely none of these and went to open the other door. Then I whacked another droid that froze Bastila about 30 times and turned her into the Ice Queen she really is. Hahahahahahahahaha! After I finished off the ancient fire extinguisher, I answered some more dumb questions on another dumb computer and FINALLY got to open the final door. Behind it I found this weird map--or at least the piece 1, as I prefer to call it in gamespeak. It's a map to the Star Forge, but I really do wish it was the WHOLE map. Then I could return it to the Council, whack the Star Forge, call it a day and go live in passionate wrongdoing with Itreya on some Sith world. Not to be. It was only Piece 1, and thus I began my long, weary mission... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Eagle 27 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Hilarious. Keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Catto Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Very nice again. Though, I didn't laugh as much as the others. Say, could you be losing your touch Tysy? (cheesy joke drum-roll. Duh doo TSH!) Jk, jk! Looking forward to the next part!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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