Darth Avlectus Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 I'd activate Sigma, let him infiltrate some place with nukes and launch them at N Korea much the same as he did for Abel City when he wanted to annihilate the humans. WWYDI Robert Iannini had to get rid of some of his company's surplus *fast*?
Totenkopf Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Become the next "evil genius". WWYDI nobody liked you?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 27, 2009 Posted June 27, 2009 I'd use their hatred and discontent to sustain myself and prosper. WWYDI tales of symphonia was real?
CommanderQ Posted June 27, 2009 Posted June 27, 2009 I'd....create something else for the world to worry about. WWYDI Symphonia was real?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 28, 2009 Posted June 28, 2009 Dunno. Sheena would be getting in cat fights with her voice actor: Jennifer Hale. I out nerdified you. BOOYEAH! WWYDI if KOTOR was also real in addition to symphonia?
Totenkopf Posted June 28, 2009 Posted June 28, 2009 I'd out-Revan Revan and take over the Republic. WWYDI you were stuck on a planet with only SW aliens and no humans and space travel didn't exist?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 I'd throw me a party. With a truckload of Zagnut as we launched flaming dead raccoons and heaping piles of burning monkey **** at things. We'd go around burning things up. And probably live with each other peacefully, especially considering the human race otherwise appears to be a ****up. WWYDI Violent J was on the street, broke and brandishing an axe and holding up a sign reading "axe murderer for hire"?
Totenkopf Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 I'd send him to Perez Hilton's place. He'd probably get off for time served (ie community service). WWYDI Perez called you a stupid c*nt?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 I'd probably laugh at him...then kick a field goal with his body since my foot is always up to the task for kicking rude little foul mouthed mendicants. WWYDI squirrels were making sweet love on your kitchen floor?
Totenkopf Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 Assume I must be "living on the streets" in a cardboard condo. WWYDI if squirrels started taking a dump on your car?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 They do that all the time anyway, so... Probably pelt them with rocks when I catch them. WWYDI Yo mamma lived in a 2 story dorito bag, had a wooden leg with a bird house in it, and had a glass titty with a screw on nipple? (WUT?!)
Totenkopf Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 Feel sorry for Yo mamma. WWYDI your lasers broke down and your feet were in traction and you were beset by dumbasses and kettleheads?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 I'd call Jules to clean the mess up. He could keep one of my Gold DYX357's with leopard skin as a reward. WWYDI you were contracted by "...lost" to develop a new version of their energy drink but you were all out of ideas?
Totenkopf Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 I'd piss in a jug, add some herbs and stuff and sell it to them. Give it some exotic name and could market it like "When you really gotta knock the piss out of the next guy, drink..." WWYDI KOTOR comics were done in hentai style?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 I'd be all over it and make Anderson's camper rock so hard it fell over. Except I think Jae would kill me for defiling her avatar. WWYDI the she dragon needed some special tender pleasing and chose *you* for it?
Totenkopf Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 All depends on whether the "she dragon" is just a nickname and for whom. WWYDI you were the "lucky" recipient of such attention?
Darth Avlectus Posted June 30, 2009 Posted June 30, 2009 Get miles of super strong navy rope to bind her (she is a 25ft tall 10 ton dragon), and buy a jackhammer with a blunted end. Apply, and run far away. WWYDI McVicar hired you to teach at his school?
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