Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted November 27, 2001 Share Posted November 27, 2001 Originally posted by NiKo: ...kay, lets asume a doctor would tell you you got 24 hours to live. what would you do with those 24 hours? id kill that doctor and get a better 1. btw- doctor: i had good news and bad news. the bad news is that i ll have to amputate your 2 legs patient: !!!! and wots the good news? doctor: the good news is taht i found a buyer for ur shoes. doctor: u have 10 more to live patient: 10 wot? days? months? doctor: no 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4... ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.angelfire.com/apes/mi/filme___al_back_from_the_big_whoop_03.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=bigwhoop" border=0> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript" SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomtext.cgi?user=bigwhoop"></SCRIPT><P align="RIGHT"><font size="1">(hit F5)</font><P/><hr> <font size="1">KEY: b=be; b4=before; c=see; em=them; ll=will; n=and; ppl=people; u=you; r=are; ur=your; w=with; wo=without; y=why; smc=suck my cock; wt=what the[...]; jk=just kidding</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop: id kill that doctor and get a better 1. btw- doctor: i had good news and bad news. the bad news is that i ll have to amputate your 2 legs patient: !!!! and wots the good news? doctor: the good news is taht i found a buyer for ur shoes. doctor: u have 10 more to live patient: 10 wot? days? months? doctor: no 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4... *phone rings* Patient: Hello? Doctor: Hello, I've got bad news and worse news. Patient: Uh oh, whats the bad news. Doctor: The bad news is that you have 24 hours to live Patient: Oh my God! What can be worse than that? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday! ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.imgstudio.com/lthumb/1112017453672.jpg" border=0> RIP Bradley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 Doctor: "I've got very bad news - you've got cancer and Alzheimer's" Patient: "Well, at least I don't have cancer" A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly." A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted December 4, 2001 Share Posted December 4, 2001 hum... i see that some replies have been deleted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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