Tysyacha Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 IF PEOPLE WORE WARNING SIGNS (PG-13) (NOTE: I made all these up, so blame me if some of them aren't that funny.) Teachers: STEEP GRADE "Cat Person": NO DOGS ALLOWED Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter: FLAMMABLE Justin Bieber: DIP Entrepreneurs of Passion: NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, (NO) SERVICE Politicians of Every Stripe: DEAF AREA Members of Fraternities and Sororities: CAUTION: CHILDREN AT PLAY People Wearing Pants with High Waistbands: BUCKLE UP! Pregnant Women: BABY ON BOARD, NO SMOKING, NO ALCOHOL Dolly Parton: SHARP CURVES/DANGEROUS CURVES Construction Workers: FALLING ROCKS, FALLING DEBRIS Adolf Hitler: INFECTIOUS WASTE George Lucas: BEST BY 1977-1981 LucasForums Moderators: CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE Tysyacha: HIGH VOLTAGE, SLIPPERY WHEN WET (after a bath) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Charlie the Smoking Chimp: DECEASED (no, seriously) Bear Rescue Fanatic Lady: NOTICE TO POLICE: known to ambush attack on routine nuisance purges Angry Cat Man: CAUTION: Irrational screaming may occur My Ex Girlfriend with red hair and big boobies: CAUTION sharp claws and constantly bitchy attitude My former Roomate: CONDEMNED Anime Convention goer: ATTRACTED TO WACKY HAIR AND AWKWARD MOMENTS Alex Jones: WARNING: Nose plugs reccomended. Bull S*** falling. Keith Olbermann, Ed Schultz, Chris Matthews: Danger, TOXIC FUMES AND LOUD NOISE! EAR PROTECTION REQUIRED! RESPIRATORS AND/OR ADEQUATE VENTILLATION REQUIRED! Disclaimer: Whorish backstabbing of libertarians may occur. Subject to change dependent on current white house administration. Ozzy: WARNING! Prince of Darkness coming through. GTA:SWcity: DANGER: Eye Hazard present. Wear adequately rated safety goggles for power levels and wavelengths emitted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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