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Cyborus

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Hey, ever wanted to use some insults that did not exist? I sure did. Well, here's your chance. I'll post the first insult. The next post has be an invented response to the previous insult, and then you create your own next insult. So, I will start...

 

(This is SWORD insult fighting, by the way)

 

Does your mommy know you have one of those?

 

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Yeah, but unlike yours, I am not the swordmaster. I am just forming a chain. Each post consists of a response (to the previous post) and then a new insult to keep it going... RESUME!

 

Does your mommy know you have one of those?

 

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Originally posted by Cyborus:

If my sword could eat brains, it'd be STARVING right now!

 

Retort: That's what happens when the sword's master is brainless.

 

 

Next Insult: When I'm through with you, you'll wish you were never born!

 

 

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Originally posted by Cyborus:

The face of fright is common to mine eyes!

 

Retort: A natural reaction, once they've seen your face!

 

Alternative Retort: I think you're mixing disgust with fright.

 

 

Next Insult: You'll cower in fear when you see the size of my sword!

 

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Originally posted by NiKo:

you shall fear ME when your sword swings in the skies!!

 

Retort: Why, are you going to be square-dancing up there?

 

Next Insult: If you've heard even half of what they say about me, you'd pee in your pants!

 

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Originally posted by Cyborus:

I never lose, unless bribed to do so!

 

Retort: In that case you must be very rich by now.

 

Next Insult: Grown men have trembled at my passing!

 

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Dancing_Monkey.gif Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

 

[This message has been edited by brief (edited December 28, 2000).]

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