Natty (or anyone else that was interested)

[murta]

A made a short clip from The Family Guy explaining by custom text. It's about 3.5mb, so it's best to save it to your hard drive first then view it:

I'm gonna eat your nose

 

BTW Family Guy is the best cartoon ever

[Metallus]

That's hilarious! I wish I had a TV in my dorm so I could watch it when it comes on.

[murta]

It's brilliantly written, draw and voiced (Seth Green does the voice of Chris in the show). You can go 5 seconds without something making you laugh. I mean, I only got that clip to show Natty what I meant but there's about 3 or 4 funny bits just in that 20 second clip

[Natty]

It didn't woooooooooork Stupid thing said it was an invalid play format or something. As soon as this puter gets reformatted and upgraded, the happier I'll be

[murta]

You can download the episodes if you know where to look.

 

Here's some quotes from the show:

"You know those Germans. If you don't join there party they'll come get ya."- Peter Griffin (the fat guy)

"Geez, first he takes my friends, then he takes my job, the way I wear my hat. No, no he can't take that away from me."- Peter Griffin

"You're not supposed to admire wheelchair people, you're supposed to feel sorry for them!"- Peter Griffin

"Your Aunt Margarite is probably laughing at me while she's burning in hell, may she rest in peace."- Peter Griffin

"Well Lois I tried finding my creativity like you said, first I took an art class...Am..Am I supposed to draw the penis?

Then I tried sculpting...Am..Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?

Then I tried music...Am..Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?

I was starting to think there was nothing that I would be good at, but then I realised that this is it. Lois my penis belongs on stage."- Peter Griffin

 

"Huh, Tuesdays in the 80's I was in bed by eight... and home by eleven, O!"- Quagmire

"Whats going on, I was just jerk...ed out a deep sleep"- Quagmire

 

"Because of an accident today at the Quahog Cable Company all television transmission will be out of action for an undetermined amount of time. Of course no one can see this news programme, so it doesn't really matter what we say..."

"I'm the Lord Jesus Christ! Let's all go get drunk and beat up some midgets! How about you Diane?"

"Well Tom, I just plain don't like black people."

"You guys, we're still on in Boston..."- Channel 5 News Team

 

"Oh good Lord you saw them together didn't you? You know the tub where you take your little baths?...They've done it there too."- Brian (the dog) to Stewie (the baby

 

"Oh you clumsy oath, Michael Flately must be turning in his grave, wait a minute he's not dead...yet!"- Stewie Griffin

"What's your email? Mine is loismustdie, all one word, @yahoo.com."- Stewie Griffin

"Ah, the breakfast thing. Yes, it wasn't about the eggs really, frankly I like the yolks, I..I don't..I have no problem, it's, there's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me and it's not so much that I want to kill her. It's just that I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult, and then I think to myself, by god wouldn't it be marvellous if I turned out to be a homosexual."- Stewie Griffin

 

Here's the lyrics to a song in one of the episodes (in my opinion the best musical piece in a cartoon ever):

(To the tune of MC Hammer's Can't Touch Me)

Uh-uh-urh! You can't touch me

...can't touch me

J-j-j-j-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2

I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue

I can write graffiti, even J-walk in the street

I can riot loot, and not give a hoot

and touch your sister's teet

Can't touch me

...you can't touch me

 

(Adam West) What in God's name is he doing?

...can't touch me.

(Cleveland) I believe that's the worm.

 

Stop! Peter time.

I'm a big shot, there's no doubt

Light a fire and pee it out

Don't like it? Kiss my rump.

Just for a minute let's all do the funk.

Can't touch me

Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump,

...can't touch me

I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot.

Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot.

I've been around the world

From Hartford to Bagbay

It's Peter, go Peter, I'm so Peter, yo Peter,

Let's see Regis rap this way. Can't touch me.

 

[spoken] *pointing at lady* Except for you. You can touch me.

 

You can download the song here

or the video here: ftp://cartoons:toons@ice.adsl.dk/upload/murta/Can't%20Touch%20Me.mpg

[murta]

Originally posted by Natty

It didn't woooooooooork Stupid thing said it was an invalid play format or something. As soon as this puter gets reformatted and upgraded, the happier I'll be

 

What are you using to play it?

I use the latest version of Windows Media Player

[Natty]

Yeah- latest version of Windows Media Player, hmmmmms I dunno, I'm still trying to figure out why isn't this on Australian TV? Or maybe it is and it's on SBS or something (which at night is a basically free-to-air porn channel with all these sex movies on it)

[murta]

Originally posted by Natty

Yeah- latest version of Windows Media Player, hmmmmms I dunno, I'm still trying to figure out why isn't this on Australian TV? Or maybe it is and it's on SBS or something (which at night is a basically free-to-air porn channel with all these sex movies on it)

 

"It has been drawn to our attention that Family Guy is really being neglected in Australia. Family Guy got stopped right after the second series episode 'Da Boom' and hasn't been seen since. Apparently this was just two weeks before the 2000 Summer Olympics!!! Due to this Planet Family Guy wants to ask all our australian visitors to campaign for the shows return."

 

Was on Channel 7 apparently