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Ha! Just wait untill you find you yourself that this forum is filled with the most gruesome, graphic insanity that you put your eyes on!

 

In a matter of minutes, the insanity kick open your front door and kidnapping you, putting you into a 1976 (Licence plate GML-4312) Honda Civic into the god forsaken land! There you will be severly beaten and whipped as you make it onto our front stage. Then we will cut you in half (you will be still alive by the way, but in more pain) and you will be forced to drink you own amino acids untill you can't drink any more! Then you will be placed in front of an alter sacrificing you so savation and insanity will be saved and spead like melted butter! (Refreshments and a gift shop will be at the front entrence. Santa will be there for photo-taking, so bring your kids for fun, fun, fun!) And then we will sacrifice you to the god of......

 

 

What a minute? You accept the truth?

 

 

This wasn't in the handbook....

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