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MtBlanc

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Okay, here's another that will whet your literary whistle...

 

Stupid Door Puzzle

You created such harsh pain

An Immense Loathing

 

Or

 

Amazon(dot)com

Sells the Grim Fandango Game

Still just ten dollars

 

Looks like my own haikus are corrupted by big business interests. Pfft, I must be working for the man.

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Here, I'll add to my collection of GF haikus. Maybe one day there'll be enough to compile into a collection. And we all know poetry collections sell well, look at Jewel's book of poetic garbage. That was incredibly successful.

 

The small teen rating

Adorns the front of the box

By Lucas Logo

 

Thank you, thank you.

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Or this one.....

 

Death to millions

He arrives with scythe in palm

to take to the morgue.

 

or.....

puerto Zapata

port of his fair destiny

when shall he arrive?

 

I still cant get past the bit with the guy underwater tho, so thats why i did this one....

 

Death beneath the waves

bears no relevance to me

what can I do now?

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