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Guest WC_heavyarms

The song was In the end by Linkin park, BTW. Anyway, come on Eta squadron, we are gonna hit scythe squadron. All interceptors, missing man formation now!

 

copy, sir.

hehe, I got you in my sights... blam! one x-wing down!

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"Thanks Big Bertha. 3 flight, can i get some help over here, these guys seem to have shunted their shields, you can take 'em out easy"

 

*as i see the two x-wings pull up behind me i see the TIE start to shoot. the first few bolts miss, and i dive hard and port*

 

"Now 2 flight!!!"

 

*Their red lasers penetrate 2 of the TIES, killing one and incapicitating the other. The 2 remaining TIEs break and the X-eings criss-cross as they stay on the tail of each of the remaining TIEs, letting loose deadly red bolts of energy*

 

"Thanks for the assist guys. We don't have long before those two TIE squads come in from the base. 1 flight form up on me, we are going after the squints chasing the Scythes. 2 and 3 flights keep on these 4 remaing TIEs."

 

*I see the squints flying in formation, but with several holes. Then i see one x-wing explode. I target the squint who fired the shots and let off my lasers continuously. One shot, by chance perhaps, caught him in the rear on his pod. A small explosion occurred and when it cleared i saw that the int was dead in space, i must have hit is ion drives. Another two of my bolts fried off half of his starboard solar panel, and he was slowly dirfting back towards the garrison. My wingman had fired their shots too, and since we had the suprise element, and the fact that the squints were flying in formation, they each managed to knock off a TIE, and their numbers were down by a half.*

 

"Great shooting guys, now take your targets and go!."

 

*i pull around behind one of the scattering squints and fire my shots, but they all miss right. The pilot pulls into a large climb, but i put my engines on 2/3 power and get ahead of him in the climb, though behind him in distance. I line it up, and release my deadly bolts of energy, they impact square into the pod, and the int explodes and vanishes instantly. I notice that green 3 and 4 also got their targets as well, that left only one, and Scythe Leader was closing in on it.*

 

"Greens, report in."

 

Green 9: We took care of those TIEs for ya boss

 

"Thanks, now, lets form up and prepare to meet those TIEs from the garrison. They'll be here in 2 minutes. We are going to try to overwhelm them. I want 5 and 6 you target the leader, fire a continuous stream. The rest of you take a target. Wait for my mark to fire. Got it?"

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missing man formation... execute NOW!!!!!

 

One TIE pulls a strafing run on green squadron, with only half its original squadron. Eta Squadron has lost half its TIEs, if only those advanced would get here soon...

 

THey're going for the reinforcements, get there before them!

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Originally posted by WC_heavyarms

missing man formation... execute NOW!!!!!

 

One TIE pulls a strafing run on green squadron, with only half its original squadron. Eta Squadron has lost half its TIEs, if only those advanced would get here soon...

 

They're going for the reinforcements, get there before them!

 

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Didn't you read my post? Because you were flying in that formation, my squadron destroyed all but 1 of your Ints, and that was all of the ints. You only had one squadron. All they have left now are those reinforcements and maybe some turboids.

 

Also, your dead in space, you can't move, or fire, or anything, just drift.

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"Greens...Scythes...We have three assault platforms lauching behind those TIEs...looks like they are armed with fast fire lasers (anti-fighter defense) and two turbolasers...they are lightly shielded to if we can put enough shot in 'em we can take them down.."

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*in the aseroids field the last of the turboids starts to fire at the Greens that accidentally wandered back into range unknowingly...Green lasers streak from the turboids and catch an X-Wing blasting it to oblivion...*

 

"Greens back off from those turboids they have done enough damage as it is"

 

*Big Bertha concentrates fire on the turboids. Three of the hulking cannons explode with only two remaining. But they were out of place and could do nothing to stop the oncoming Rebels*

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*status report*

Rebels

Scythe- 7 X-Wings

Green- 8 X-Wings

Big Bertha (Nebulan B Frigate)

 

Imperials

Modified TIEs- 6

Ints- 1 (crippled and tring to restart)

85th airborne- 24

Light Assault Boats- 3

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sorry, let me rewrite my previous posts:

 

Missing man, execute! Hey wait! no one to execute! Guess I had better do it myself! in one pass, half of green squadron is decimated. Eta 1 is still prime!

uh oh, won't start!

 

lemme try again! angangangangangangang (sound of a bad engine starting)

 

wow, it started...

 

Better stop them before they get the reinforcements... It may be the end.....

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here come the CHISS!!!! (just kidding!)

 

(good cliffhanger eh?)

 

are the reinforcements phantom fighters (rebel assault 2?)

no just regular TIEs with expert pilots...

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"Green look out...the 85th is nearly within range"

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*at that moment the TIEs race towards the X-Wings and the modified ties join up with them*

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*Map*

 

:atat: (garrison)

(ground)

 

 

:vsd: (gunboats not SDs, 3 of them)

(4 minutes away)

 

 

:tie: :tie: :tie: (85th, and the modiefied TIEs...plus an int...)

(Fighting)

:x-wing: :x-wing: (Green and Scythe)

 

(supporting at close range)

:vsd: (Big Bertha Nebulan B not SD)

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Hey, look out! ITS BIG BETHA! NO no, not a woman! That big ship! That's it, it's mine! The interceptor goes full speed (or what is full speed) into the bridge of the frigate, It shakes and explosion rocks the ship... severe damage is caused... but it is hanging on by a thread... May my sacrifice be a good one... that is the end for me!

 

you can be a leader of the elites if you want heavyarms... -darthfergie

 

(kinda like independence day huh? :D)

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Ferg, i thought my squadron took out all of the Modified TIEs

Pm me the post about it and I'll modify the modified TIEs

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"Thanks Big Bertha. Ok, all remaining fighters pull into attack position. On my mark i want everyone to fire continuously for 3 seconds at the TIEs and then pull break and engage your targets. I want all of 1 flight to target the lead TIE. Watch out, these guys are good, but they still don't have shields. Use your wingman and team up on them. Do not engage the assault gunboats if they come into range. Just worry about the fighters, let the Big Bertha take care of them. Got that Big Bertha, you've gotta cover us."

 

*i pull up straight in front of the oncoming TIEs and see both squdrons of fighters do likewise. I wait anxiously for them to come into range. I hear my Switch, my R2 unit, beep that they would be coming into range in five seconds. 5.....4....3.....2....1*

 

"FIRE!!!..........Now take your targets and go!"

 

*i see several explosions in the distance, and i noticed that of the 3 X-wings targeting the lead fighter, and single bolt strucj the TIE. As he swerved to avoid the fire he was hit with a stray shot that sent him spiraling into the astroid field where his ship exploded. I pulled down hard to engage a fighter flying by. Since we had an odd humber of ships left, i got stuck without a wingman. I pulled up out out of m turn behind the fighter, but i couldn't get a good shot at him. These guys are good*

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"This is the Big Bertha I copy your request for cover...we'll try to but we just got his in the engines...our engineers are working to fix it as fast as they can...but until then fall back a little closer to our position so we can cover you properly"

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"This is Commander Garret of Garrison #11850034 we are requesting you to give up and surrender. You are out numbered."

 

*as this comes over Green leader's com system a targeting lock alarm rings in his cockpit...It seems in all the confusion of the battle 3 TIEs from the 85th have locked onto Green's tail...He immediatly jukes, but even as he does his fighter's shielding is hit...luckly the lasers were not able to blast through his shields, but that does not mean the 2nd and 3rd blast will be reflected by the shields...he had to think of something fast*

 

"Sir, We just can't shake these guys!!! WE NEED HELP!!!":biggs:

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Heh, what the heck? I'll be the ground commander. All TIE's head for the surface slowly. We got plans for bertha.

 

Activate the ion cannon! (i'm assuming they got one cuz the rebs did!)

 

fire 5 shots at big betha... now!

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"Switch, all shields aft!!!!!!!"

 

*the second shot hit on the reingforced shields, but did not penetrate while the third shot missed wide. I had too think of something quick. Just while i was thinking that i saw Green 9 slash through the TIE formation, drilling right through a TIE with his lasers, and scattering the remaining two. One broke left, or right. He pulled around to engage the one of on the right, and i swung back to target the one on the left. As i pulled out of my turn and loop i saw the fighter in my sight just for a second and i fired two quick shots. Both missed wide. I turned to follow the TIE and i managed to get behind it. He feigned a climb and then dove sharply into a loop. I, meanwhile, pulled up into a loop that took me up, as i came out of the loop i fired off a continuous stream of shots, knowing he should be coming out of his loop in my line of fire. As i turned around i saw the TIE for the blink of an eye before it exploded and i flew through the remaining debris with a jolt.*

 

"9, report in"

 

Nine: Still here boss

 

"Thanks for the assist back there, but where's 10?"

 

Nine: We lost her

 

"Oh....well, form up on me then, your my wingmate now."

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the five shots miss and hit the asteroids in their way...(BTW, you can control all the TIEs WC )

 

"LUEITENANT!!! HAVE WE FINISHED REPAIRING THE ENGINES YET?!?!?":indy:

 

"ummm...no sir...the engineers are trying their hardest sir":wedge:

 

"I don't like taking one from Skywalker, but 'DO OR DO NOT THERE IS NO TRY' YOU NUMBSKULL!!!" :indy:

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85th leader here, go with the 4 way crisscross now! the fighters go in a huge swinging x formation, confusing the x-wings.

X wing comm channel:

 

What are they doing?

How the hell should I know? keep on their tails!

one guy snaps: Oh my god, they are gonna kill us ! THey're gonna kill us!

NO they won't! Shut up and fly!

NOOOOO!!!!!!!

The pilot veers off from on he fighters' tails

Look out you fool!!!!!!

Green leader, we lost two, Sir Snapsalot died.

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"I copy sir, we're just a little bit busy over here if you know what i mean. All fighter fall back closer to the Big Bertha, we can get cover from the Frigate. Snubfighter destroying is their primary purpose after all."

 

*i see the entire X-wing formation start falling back, buit then i see the TIEs in a large X formation. Then i see another, smaller explosion. A TIE was killed in its own crossfire, i couldn't believe the luck, or stupidity. It would take an "Elite" officer to try a stunt like that, with so much risk involved.*

 

"Ok, all fighters full speed. Go behind the frigate, giving it a chance to fire freely, then come swing around and attack the TIEs head on."

 

 

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BTW heavyarms. If your gonna kill two of the good guys limited fighters so easily, then you can at least make a story out of it, eh?

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Originally posted by WC_heavyarms

He can't take control of all his fighters like that! I couldn't! BTW, I made a nice little story out of it, go take a look!

 

What? Thats not a story. Besides, you can't tell what my guys are thinking, i'm playing the X-wings, your playing the TIEs. You stick to what your guys say, i'll stick to what my guys say. And don't go around giving my guys names.

 

Oh, and you do control all of the TIE Fighters. And we don't have enough people here often enough to give everyone their own fighter, so i have to take them all just to continue the story.

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