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Ok this is Spam Wars episode II. Just like the first one, rules wise. You may join in at any time. Ok here is a small intro.

 

Sithcloak sits in the living room with popcorn on one side and soda on the other as he prepares to watch the entire Star Wars saga I - VI when he hears a knock at the door ...

 

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Sithcloak is caught off gaurd and where his hand used to be, there is now a stump.

*Sithcloak face changes from horror to a big Grin.*

"Its good to see ya, don't sweat my droid will get me a new arm."

"Great to be here, I see you were about too start without me!" Says Dash angerly.

"Oh, i'm sorry but I was to excited i didn't wait for the others too arive."

"Do, we have too wait?" Says dash impaintly.

"I belive we must have diciplene young paddawan, let us meditate" Says Sithcloak apologeticly as the medical droid begins to attach a new arm.

*The two sit and meditate for 15 minutes when they sence somthing.*

"Master, somthing is here." Says dash as begins to rise.

"I feel it too." Says Sithcloak reaching for his saber.

*The two activate their sabers and begin to reach out with the force.*

"Wait, its coming from above." Says Dash who starts to crane his neck, when somthing strikes ...

 

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and then krkode walks in a massive figure holding his lightsaber....he says " AND I GOT THE COFFINS"

 

one by one he slices and kills the siths, he goes slicing and slicing and everyone starts to die and run helter skelter......when he comes to the last two sithcloak and Rendar he says "i got the pizza too, care for some".......

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"Hey, the cake is for the guests of honer!" Says Sithcloak looking at drake. "That reminds me, have the guests of honer arrived yet?"

"Well, R2 and C3po are on there way." Says krkode.

"And Lando says he will be here in a bit with luke and mara." Says Drake.

"Wait a minute whos missing?" Says dash as he looks around.

"Uh, Oh." Says Sithcloak discouraged. "I belive we have some univited guests."

*The door is knocked down and in come a bunch of storm troopers. A large battle ensues ... *

 

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*Sithcloak walks through the pile of dead stormies and to the door to invite Luke and Mara in.*

"Good to see you luke, and your wife mara." Says Sithcloak in a host like mood. "Just sit down in front of the TV we will be starting soon."

 

*As everyone gathers around the TV an alarm goes off.*

 

"Wait, a minute." Says sithcloak as he turns on his comlink. "Whats going on!"

"I, belive that we are under heavy fire from imperial fighters" His rebuilt droid replys over the comlink.

"Ok, they won't be there long." Says Sithcloak turning off his comlink. "Ok, rendar and Krkode theirs a freighter in the garage, it dosn't look like much but its got it where it counts. Now me and Drake will take the two turrets in the towers."

"What about me?" Says luke whining.

"You, just sit there ok!" Says Sithcloak as him and his pals get to their positions.

"Ok, Rendar and Krkode their coming for their first pass." says Sithcloak. "Come on Drake lets hold them off so the freighter can launch."

*The turrets take down the first wave of fighters, but more of them begin to appear ... *

 

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"Ok, got that rendar. We will hold them." Says Sithcloak worried.

"There are to many of them." Says Rendar as he destroys one tie and two more appear from a large fog.

"Don't worry, after they get away we can use the emergancy Z-95s."

"I don't know if we will be around that long."

"Don't worry these turrets will hold." Says Sithcloak hiding his true worry.

"Listen to me please, hold together." Says Sithcloak to himself more than to the turrets.

"I have just got a signal indacating 12 tie bombers coming this way!" Yelled Drake over the comlink.

"Wait, hold." Says Sithcloak as he switchs Com channels. "Are all the guests away?"

*Static.*

"I repeat, are all the guests away?"

*Static.*

"Do you copy?"

*Static.*

"Darn, the radio is out!" Says Sithcloak as the tie fighters move in ...

 

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"Ok, we will hold them. Drake take the left squad, I will take the right."

*Explosion*

"My turrets busted!" Yells Sithcloak over the comlink. "Let me get to my Fighter."

*Sithcloak leaves the turret and enters a room full of confusion.*

"Ok, everyone single file, now lets move!" Says Rendar as he hurry the worried guests to the garage.

"Hey, your quite the leader Dash." Says Sithcloak who trips over the still piled stormie bodies.

"Ok, I'm going to take off and meet you at the rendevous point." Says Dash as he hurrys the last of them.

"See you in a bit." Says Sithcloak as he moves toward the garage door.

*An explosion goes off and a pile of derbis seperates Sithcloak from Dash and the garage.*

"You, ok!?" Shouts Dash.

"I'm Fine." Shouts Sithcloak back. "But some of the droids and the queen are stuck back here with me. I and Drake will take the guests in the falcon that lando left in the back."

"Ok, see you later!" Shouts Dash back.

*Sithcloak looks up the ladder toward drake.*

"Drake we have to get the droids and the queen off the planet get down here!"

"Down in a flash!"

*Sithcloak waits for a minute impaitantly for the droids and Amidala to get up, and still wait for drake to get down here. Drake a minute later slides down the ladder and starts to take the droids down the corridor.*

"Ok, amidala lets go!" Says Sithcloak in a impatiant mood.

"No, I must stay here with my people!" Say the Iritating queen.

"Oh, come on." Sithcloak responds annoyed. "We can save your pepole later, you won't do them much good if your dead anyways."

"Then I will plead our case with the senate." Says Amidala more annoying and beautifull than ever.

*They run down the corridor and jump into the YT-1300 as it launchs into the air *

"Hey, How did you get into space so fast?" Says Sithcloak over the comlink to dash.

"Don't know?" Says Dash. "R2 get us out of here!"

*The freighter jumps into hyperspace.*

"Uh, Oh Drake we have company." Says Sithcloak looking at the Tie squad that just picked up on them.

"On, it right away ..."

 

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P.S. Didn't see the above post.

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"Wait, a minute. We came out of hyper-space to early." Says Rendar over the com. "I don't have any idea why."

"Well I do." Says Sithcloak. "Drake has picked-up an interdictor on the scanners!"

"Don't worry, we just have to blow up the interdictor." Says Rendar pretending to be reasurring.

"I'ts a lot more than that!" Sithcloak yells into the comlink. "We have two Star Destroyers coming in at high speeds."

"Well ... "

 

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Drake in the middle of eating the pizza gets even more angery

and procedds to whip out his blaster and geuss riffle and kils david fett

 

Drake:hey guys do we have any piza left cuz i....

BOMMM

 

Sithcloak:oh no the star we were passing just exploded r2 get us out of.....

sound of krkodes head banning aginst the bulkhead

Sithcloak:nowwwww!!!

the ship jumps to hyperspace

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then the firing stops and krkode enters through thin air....thought you would desert me do you

 

he snaps his fingers and his lightsaber appears and he ignites it

sithcloak who left his lightsaber in the bathroom is starting to feel tense.......

 

krkode then whips out a freshly made pizza and cuts it into slices and starts eating.......

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When Sithcloak has had enough of the crew and chokes Rendar while using lightning on Drake.

"Now, Krkode get me some pizza or you won't last much longer than the guys on the floor." Says Sithlcoak.

"I refuse to get pizza for a tyrrant." Says Krkode chanllaging him.

"I was just mad because you guys didn't save me any pizza!"

"Well ..."

 

:D

 

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