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"You kicked me in the stomach." Says Sithcloak in an angery mood. "Hand over the pizza."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Says rendar hogging all the pizza.

"Then I have no choice." Sithcloak says and ignites his saber.

*Sithcloak is about swing a Rendar when he activates his saber.*

"Winner eats all."

"I guess that means I get all the pizza." Says Sithcloak.

"We will see about that ... "

 

Sithcloak

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"NOOOOOOOO! Not the pizza!" Yells Sithcloak.

"Then lets comprimise." Says Rendar as Drake begins to get up.

"Ok, I get 3 quarters and you get 1." Says Sithcloak.

"No Way!" Says Rendar. "You think that I am weak minded?"

"You will agree to my comprimise." Says Sithcloak calmly, waving his hand.

Rendar repeats what Sithcloak said and sits down to eat his pizza.

"Sithcloak, give me some more pizza." Says Drake still quite shocked not knowing what happened to him.

"Ok, here is one of the quarter slices." Says Sithcloak and begins to wave his hand. "You will accept my offer without complaint."

"Ok, give that slice." Says Drake content with what he has, he sits down.

"Sithcloak, you tyrrant hand over a slice of that pizza." Says Krkode.

"You are not hungery." Says Sithcloak waving his hand.

"Mind-Tricks don't work on me, now give me a quarter slice."

Says Krkode now knowing that he has made Sithcloak mad.

"Ok." Says Sithcloak giving up.

As they begin to eat, their starship is hit by something ...

 

Sithcloak

P.S. check your PM box Rendar.

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"Ha I love tricks! You don't think you could play a mind trick on another sith do you?"*I use the force to pick up the pizza, and a pie-I throw the pie at SC and I eat all the pizza*"Oops forgot the cherry!"*I take a cherry out and put it on SC's head...The ship rocks again*"Hmmm seems like they've started the attack."*I consentrate hard and push the missile boat over 100 km away*"Now lets see full throttle get us out of the interdictor's range!"

 

 

OOC: You don't have to tell me when I get PMs I get an alert when I enter the site if I get a PM. If you want it its in the User CP.

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ok says drake i start teh engine if you give em somemore pizza

*SC hands him the pizza*

*drake knocks out SC*

thats what you get boy for using the force on me

*drake tries to start the engine

Drake: hey guys the engine isn't online

krkode screams like a girl and dash walks around with this blank look on his face untill

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then krkode comes back walking like a man and jump kicks heavyarms felling him immdly with a broken neck

 

he then walks up to the wimpering sithcloak and drake.....

 

krkode: i was trying to be nice by sharing you my pizza, presently i have grown angry

 

 

drake and sithcloak: we are sorry please forgive us

krkode: ok but you must each sacrifice your left ear to me

d and s: huh

krkode: thats right your ears or your life......

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krkode's voice comes on: in my mind!!

then krkode comes walking up all dressed in jedi robes

 

sithcloak and drake and rendar reach for their sabers but krkode force pulls them all 3 into his hand and bends them to make them unusable

 

cloak: is this a dream

krkode: its a nightmary real incident

 

now DIE

 

and he force chokes them all three at once

after he weakens them he lets them go and throws them into a pool with 99 sharks

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Sithcloak now happier than ever that he carries spares hands lightsabers to his commrades. Sithcloak igintes his saber above the water and looks across the pool. Above the pool he sees the controls and reachs out with the force and pulls the drainage switch. As the water drains krkode realizes whats happening and rushs over to the controls. The water is now onley 3 feet deep when he stops the drainage. Sithcloak gives the signal, and the two ignite thier sabers and kill all the sharks.

 

"Krkode is very un-origanal." Says Drake as they use the force to jump out of the pool, commenting on his trap.

"Rendar, lets go get some pizza." Says Sithcloak as they head for the galley.

When they press the switch, the doors slowly open ... And a cloaked figure is revealed. The cloaked figure reveals his face, and shows krkode. He then ignites two double bladed sabers.

The three not frightened then ignite thier sabers and attack krkode ...

 

Sithcloak

 

P.S. Sorry i have been gone forever. I had a very busy week, and this week will be even busier (With the olimpics and all.) I will try to come by as much as possible this week but that will probly be limited.

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my sweet sharks, my sweet innocent sharks, you'll pay!!!

 

he starts putting up a hell of a battle against the 3 with his two double bladed sabers and the three of them are having trouble fighting krkode who is only 1

 

krkode force pushes cloak and kicks drake into the drained pool to deal with rendar alone, rendar stands no chance 1 on 1 with the sith lord krkode and gets his arm sliced off, as rendar stumbles he shouts

rendar: all i wanted was pizza, now i can never eat pizza with my hand again. aaaaaaaah

 

 

cloak recovers and the duel of fates music plays in the background

krkode swilrs his sabers.......

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*As I force heal my arm I reach out with the force and grab my lightsaber from Kode and repair it then once my arm is fully healed I grab the saber SC gave to me and join the fight again*"HA Three against one!"*I then itroduce him to my apprentice by saying*"Make that four!"*My apprentice throws me my trusty DOUBLE sided lightsaber and then throws one to each of my commrades before he ignites his own and jumps into the fight*"SURRENDER!!!"

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Krkode realizing that he is quite trapped, looks for a quick escape and sees a ledge. Krkode jumps over them onto the ledge and leaves quickly without looking back. Sithcloak jumps onto the ledge after him and calls to his commrades to meet him at the hanger. Sithcloak knew that this ledge would lead krkode to a drop right into the hanger. Krkode a minute later looked over the small drop only to see rendar and drake having a picnic with lots of pizza, right in the middle of the hanger.

 

Krkode quickly thought to himself. "They walked right into my trap!"

 

Krkode not taking the time to worry about Sithcloak pulls out his comlink. Krkode then signals the remote turrets and activates the droids. Drake and Rendar quickly realize the picnic is over and activate thier sabers. Hundreads of battle droids poor into the hanger only to be destroyed quickly, while the whole time krkode watched from above. Drake and his commrade were growing tired of this and looked onto yet another ledge near krkode. Their was Sithcloak, gesturing to them.

 

"Thats, the signal!" Says drake now reaching for his belt.

 

"Its disintagration time!" Says dash pulling out two disruptors while drake arms a conncusion rifle.

 

Krkode now knowing that his battle droids were no match for disruptors and a conncusion rifle, he quickly called on his comlink for droidekas. As the battle below intensifies, a new battle starts when Sithcloak jumps onto the same ledge as Krkode. Lightsabers ignite and that familliar music starts up ...

 

Sithcloak

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*duel of fates music*

 

krkode ignites both his double lightsabers and says "your powers are weak old man"

sithcloak: im younger than you

krkode: really, how old are you old man

cloak: 89

krkode: :eek: it is true aaaaah never mind, your powers are still week

 

and the battle intensifies krkode fighting with the untmost sith style swirling his sabers stylishly ever so often

sithcloak is having a hard time keeping up and krkode is getting really aggressive

 

cloak: why, i didnt expect this, you have 4 blades while i have one, no fair:eek:

 

krkode: here

 

and from the side of the room are shot out two double bladed lightsaber like arrows straight for sith cloak

 

PS this is so fun

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I blast all of the droids and the turrets the drake and I jump onto the ledge ignite our sabers and then my apprentice comes out of seemingly nowhere again and slashes Kode in half and knocks the two pieces down a really really really really really really really really really really really deep pit and then SithCloak, Drake, my apprentice, Saen Kun, and I go back to the hangar to eat all of the rest of the 12 pizzas we ordered...

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