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Trooper Officer: "Broddy! What the hell are you doing??"

Trooper: "Er.. nothing sir."

 

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"I just sneezed inside my helmet."

 

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Trooper Officer: "We must evacuate immediately!"

Trooper: "I think I just did sir..."

 

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"Aim for that glowing popsicle, it may be our only chance!"

 

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Trooper 1 (discretely indicating "Kiss Me, I'm Horny" sign taped to Darth Vader's back)

 

Trooper 2: "Hey, I ain't gonna tell him!"

 

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Trooper (to Jawas): "Alright Mr. Friend, you stay right there and if you move again... I'm gonna shoot ya!"

 

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Imperial Officer: "Kill the Jedi, immediately!"

 

Trooper 1 (turns to his buddies): "I think he said, 'Begin retreat, fall back' "

 

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Imperial Officer: "Where are you taking this... 'thing'?"

 

Trooper: "Umm... well.. you see.."

 

Imperial Officer: "What is it?!"

 

Trooper: "He has to go to the little wookie's room."

 

Imperial Officer: "I wasn't notified. I'll have to clear it!"

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That reminds me, they've got space troopers, and snow troopers, and swamp troopers, lava troopers, radiation troopers, etc. but what about RAVE TROOPERS?

 

This bold new division would have their armor painted in various clashing neon colors, and be adorned with pacifiers, candy bracelets and glowsticks. They would be specially trained to infiltrate raver parties and fight in even the most drug-hazed, smoke filled, environments.

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Well this could be my last post. I'm afraid I may leave the Jedi Outcast Community, I can't say why though, well, mainly because I don't have enough time. Thanks to everyone who posted their ideas, but Jedi Force is closed. I don't want to have it up if I can't put enough time into it for it to be good. Remember not to underestimate the Power of the Dark Side, and May the Force be with You, Always. :)

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