TiE23 Posted March 9, 2002 Share Posted March 9, 2002 My compliments to Ben Walker:atat: who came up with the idea before me :atat: Lets start with: Kyle was pinned down in battle with a hyper active Ewok with a concusion rifle with the finger on the trigger getting tighter and tighter each second becuse Kyle had stolen his drink of... My compliments to Ben Walker who came up with the idea before me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracken Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 "TAQUILLA! do-do-do-do-do-do-do! do-do-do-do-do-do-do! dooo-dooo-do-do-do-do-do! TAQUILLA!" the Mariachi band strummed in the background, and the bar was filled with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 drunken stormtroopers and rebel agents but they were to drunk to relize... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted March 10, 2002 Author Share Posted March 10, 2002 that Kyle was pinned down , even Jan didn't notice because she was to HIGH:barf: to listen to Kyle's girly screams. then Jan.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 ...jumped up on the table and shouted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND DANCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted March 10, 2002 Author Share Posted March 10, 2002 Then every body got up and did the Macarana and turned on the stupid Macarana music, this made the Ewok pissed and turned around and shot Jan who was doing a table dance, Jan was hit and .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 hit a knocked out stormtrooper and she passed out from the beer. This made Kyle angry at the ewoks so he pulled out his lightsaber and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenster22 Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 ...laid the smackdown on the small furry beasts. Then, all hell breaks loose as everyone starts fighting. All of a sudden, the troopers, ewoks, and Kyle stop and stare at the open door to the bar. Twenty Gungans, ready to drink. "This eesa the placeea to get drunkaa.. letssaa get the partyeeaa staaaaaarteedeee.. what the heeeckaa? what are yousaa doingsa in heresa?" says Jar JAr. Then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 Boss Nass and Jar Jar started singing Pink's "Let's get this Party Started".(Which sounds quite interesting with a Gungan accent) This makes the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted March 11, 2002 Share Posted March 11, 2002 Drunken stormtroopers mad and they fired aimmlessy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted March 11, 2002 Author Share Posted March 11, 2002 one hit Jans @$$ and made her say "If you wanted to get that *hic* close, you could have asked*hic*" Then she passed out and fell on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted March 11, 2002 Share Posted March 11, 2002 A horny Boba Fett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyt-Pon Dai'el Posted March 11, 2002 Share Posted March 11, 2002 After cleaning the blood and Ewok fur from his beard, Kyle approached Boba Fett, demanding that he release Jan. Boba Fett, blinded with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted March 12, 2002 Share Posted March 12, 2002 drunkeness, Fett pulled out his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGUS Posted March 12, 2002 Share Posted March 12, 2002 ...walkie talkie, and calls in the whole crew. The walls burst open and 5 big rigs run down the bar. The truckers hop out and ask for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted March 12, 2002 Share Posted March 12, 2002 ...Large bottles of No-Doz. Suddenly, the room grows quiet as... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar1 Posted March 12, 2002 Share Posted March 12, 2002 Rogues and Wraiths crash their ships into the bar. Suddenly Kyle used the Force to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted March 12, 2002 Share Posted March 12, 2002 ...give a little squeeze to Jan's bum. Jan angrily turns and slaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted March 12, 2002 Share Posted March 12, 2002 ...Boba Fett, mistakenly thinking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyt-Pon Dai'el Posted March 12, 2002 Share Posted March 12, 2002 that Kyle's Force Squeeze was for him. "Yo, I ain't in to that sh** Ho! Damn!" replied Boba Fett. Jan's eye's met with Kyle's, and the two... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUS_Tomcat Posted March 12, 2002 Share Posted March 12, 2002 hop in the love boat, to boldly go where no Kyle and Jan have gone before. But... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted March 12, 2002 Author Share Posted March 12, 2002 they were trapped by all of the people that were aim'n at Kyle and Jan. Then they.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGUS Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 ...hopped into Jan's ship and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 activated the auto repeater blasters on the ship and fired at... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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