inSpiRe- Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 kyle asks them for help. they look at him strangely, poke their spears at him, and say "yub-yub." meanwhile, the strange 'visitor' is actually a postal carrier, delivering a letter to bibble from his mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 But who cares it was a dream after all. Mean wile he was still stuck in the cabage compactor with the dancing ewoks poking spears at him. "Hey" kyle said "put that thing some were else" Yub YUb:ewok: the ewoks said and they started undressing kyle... YUB YUB< YUB YUB Kyle was butt naked and all the ewoks were still dancing the macarena. Like good ewoks do. Suddenly kyles hears a female voice saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 then all the dancing ewoks said "yub-yub" (dancing ewoks) "yub-yub" "yub-yub" "yub-yub" "yub-yub" "yub-yub" "yub-yub" "yub-yub" "yub-yub" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted May 6, 2002 Author Share Posted May 6, 2002 The voice was coming from an old woman "Don't worry honey, I've got them." Then she force griped them Until they turned funny colors and finnaly died. Kyle wachted in ammasment (sp) and said "Wow, your a Jedi!!" "Yes, Get your clothes on and follow me." Kyle got his clothes on and followed her to a Motel 6:D There were a bunch of Children in the room floating around things, when the woman came she said "WTF!!! Put those down!" Then she lead him into her kichten. "I am the Oracale, Yes I'am an old gezard, and stop thing about having Sex with a Hut!! :D He found out that she could read Kyles mind, then Kyle said "What doooo yyoooouuuu wwwwaaaaannnnntttt--" And then fell asleep, when he woke up he found that he was naked on a bed and the Oracale woman was smoking besides him, nude also. Then the bed stoped vibrating. "What do you think about last night?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed kyle and started to barf in the toilet...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 When he opend the door he saw a hole in the wall. Kyle stopped for a moment and look inside the hole. It was pitch black but he could hear som noises at the other side. Brave as kyle was he stepped through the whole, and suddenly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 .................. (just building up the suspense) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 He heard a voice saying hurry i'm late follow me. Kyle could not see the guy but he deffenitly heard a hopping sound. A few minutes later he saw a big bright light. he followed the voice at the light and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 yoda appeared as if from nowhere and said ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 come come.... hmmm hmmm this way.. hmm yess. Kyle did as asked and they arrived at a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 a Macdonalds Restaurant (restaurant??????) they ordered ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 freshly squeesed jawwa eyes and a bottle of blue milk. And the main course was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 refused cos its not on the maccy d's menu so they ended up eating a large big mac meal with vanilla milkshake between them cos they only had a fiver between them then they left maccy d's and ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 And walked to the nearest local nightclub. "Let's get pissed". Yoda said to kyle. "Sure why not". Kyle replied, and so they did... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 got pissed and danced all nite they left the nightclub at 6am the next day with .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Two beautifull Gamorreaann girls (for a gamorreaan ofcourse) They went to a cheap hotel and orderd one room for all. They walked into this sleezy hotel room and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 yoda collapsed and slept there all the next day (when 900 yrs old party this well u will not) so kyle had his way with the girls and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 He started body painting there green skins in pretty pink collors. "Now, that looks better almost like a little piggy" The girls snarllded and kyle blushed. after a few minutes kyle said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 ow ow ow oof ow OWWWWWWWW as the girls beat him up and ....... him ... (i couldnt bring myself to type it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Suddenly kyle felt in a deep sleep and the girls get bored so they left. The next morning they woke up. "Whats next" said kyle Yoda answerd with a loud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 hawaian (sp?) shirt "To the beach go we must" said yoda "yes my small green dude ... we must" said kyle and then ... (what ..... was kyle feeling in his deep sleep? "kyle FELT in a deep sleep"????) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
power_ed Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 The 2 dudes walked to the beach.... before arriving they had to show ID 45 times to troopers saying HEY YOU THERE !... "aaargh.. I'm sick of them troopers" said Kyle.. then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 (Mysteries al togethet) Theu arrived at the beach and both jumped in there shorts "Surfing we must" Yoda said "O.K. lets find some boards". kyle replied. And they walked to one of the shops... (as you noticed English is not my tongue) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
power_ed Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 as you noticed English is not my tongue said the guy in the shop.. What say he, said yoda.. dunno dude... kyle replied.. after browsing the shop for a couple of minutes kyle saw this awsome board with a painting of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 at the shop ..... the shopkeeper said HEY you there!! it was a in disguise!! lets see some ID they showed their id ... and bought some boards chess boards ... so ... (yeah mima i noticed ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 "Where are those littl puppets for yoda"? kyle asked 'Later i'll tell" said yoda and they both threw their chess boeards in the water and force jumped on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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