power_ed Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Then Kyle mindtricked a dolphin to swim into a rock CRASH!!! Lunch, yoda said.. then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anox Kleevah Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 ...a wild tsunami came flushing in from the north... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqdemal Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 Riding the crest of the great wave was a HUGE statue of Colonel Sanders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted May 7, 2002 Author Share Posted May 7, 2002 All the chickens and some confused turkeys:D all stood up ready for a fight. "Dude, He's HUUUUUUUGGGGGGGE!!!!" yelled Yoda, then a piece of swiss cheese with a fish bowl on his head washed up on the shore, the cheese got up and said IIIIIIIIIIIIII'AAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM RRRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! "Wow, Its Sponge Bob SquarePants!!!!!!" Yelled Yoda Then Sponge Bob took out a Kraby Pattie...... (For who that don't know, Sponge Bob is a cartoon caracter on TV) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 then spongebob's friend squidworth(sp??) came out also... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted May 7, 2002 Author Share Posted May 7, 2002 (I love that show) "WTF are you going SpongeBob???!!!!!" yelled Squidward. Then Patrick the fat pink starfish jumped out of the water and body slammed Squidward. "Got Him!!" said Patrick. SpongeBob gave a wink and a thumbs up and started into his war general mood with the chickens and gave his insparational speech. Then the Colonel Sander arrived. "Wooooow, he's huge!!!!!" screamed Yoda. Then the Colonel Sanders statue started to melt from the carbonite, when it melted away, an old man (not huge) came out with a walking stick, the the chicken decended on him like a cock fight. Then the fethers cleared. There was a pile on flesh and some white clothes that was starting to soak up blood. Then SpongeBob and Patrick came up to Kyle and Yoda and said, "Can we go home with you??" "Yeah sure." responded Kyle, And they went to Yoda's apartment...... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 LMFAO hahahahhahyahaha...anyway.... while at yoda's apartment...a wampa knocked on the door...but since he couldnt fit in the apartment...they all went to mr. wampas cave on the twin planet of hoth called smoth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 After a trip of a few hours they arrived on smoth. The Wampa showed the way and the party of 5 went to the cave. "Bit cold here"kyle said "Fart we must" Yoda said "Warm we will get". So they all ate some unions and beans and after a while they farted so loud they made the mountains thunder. When the temperature was decent they noticed a odd smell. "What's that smell" spongebob asked "Dunno must be the seasons" kyle replied "So now what"? said patrick "Wel we could... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borf Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 take off our pants and dance happily around a donkey, doused in petrol and set alight, and afterwards, when the smell dies down we could... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borf Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 or we could just sit here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 Sponge Bob stared at Kyle and said "THE BURNING DONKEY SOUNDS BETTER!!!!!!!" Then Patrick got a donkey and Sponge Bob got a lighter and a can of gasoline and dumped it on the donkey, curious, SpongeBob read a label on the can of Gas:Warning: Extremly dangerous, keep away from open flame, sponges, and starfish. "Cool!!!" yelled Sponge Bob and lighted the donkey..... (The next post better not say the caught on fire and died! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Sooo....then before they all could do anything...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! But yoda was trying to do his taunt...but his keys were binded wrong, so he put on absorb instead...and yoda absorbed the explosion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X R Kun Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 then an overexcited kid in the background screamed "yipee!" ( sounds familiar) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borf Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 luckily they all had bacta with them, which replenished their health. when all the fuss was over and they had finished peeling donkey gore off their skin they sat around and thought of an adventure to go on next... kyle remembered jan, and suddenly came up with a fantastic idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqdemal Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 A galaxy-wide Jan Ors lookalike competition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 "Okay, we since lost plot line our's." Said Yoda "What?" said Kyle "We since lost plot line our's." "What??!!" "He said Okay, since we lost our plot line." Said Patrick "Only idots can undestand idiots."said Kyle under his breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 ........................................ new story methinks dont you? 1 day Tk-421 was out a wandering in his summer (scout) uniform then ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 Okay, but it has to have KYLE ....he saw a shadowy figure in the trees, he thought it was just a mad deformed monkey. To make sure he pulled out his electro-binoculars and zoomed in on the shadowy figure. Because of the darkness he couldn't see anything, but then a glowing yellow flame started to appear. "What the?" Then a direct shot to the head killed him. Out of the tree came Kyle Katarn with..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 a small army of ewoks (im one of em in 4/5 posts yub yub) they all yelled yub yub and then ran off leaving kyle in the park (thats where tk421 was walking till u so cruelly killed him) and he saw jan sleeping on a park bench he said to her .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 "yub-yub" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 YYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB YYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB neway i gotta go to work .... dont ruin my story lads n ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 But then DS-61-4 was walking around in the woods...he saw TK-421 who was his cousin. He swore right then to go down the path of a dark Jedi and to hunt and kill Kyle.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 <wonders who that person is> oh well blokey then went to endor to find the emporers death place searching for some inspiration but confused it for kashyyk (sp) and landed ... then the wookies saw him ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Two of the wookie steped forward. Pipe sucker and sigarette wre ther names They looked at the hairless creature who just walked out of the craft. Then suddenly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 cheese (thats a testimony to u kake and ur nonsenicleness sp?) the wookies ripped blokeys arms off .... i think this story has lost any direction it eva had .... said tk-421 from the spirit world then ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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