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Because of their bad aim they all ended up killing eachother in friendly fire, after about 3 1/2 minute of screaming, dying storm troopers, Kyle decided to leave, as he went by the rooms he saw no other but..................................................................................

............................. SpongeBob and Patrick and Mr. Krabs.

"Can we come with you?" asked SpongeBob. "Sure" then Sponge Bob and Patrick walked up to Kyle. "Are you coming?" asked Kyle to Mr. Krabs. "Is there money involved?" he asked "Sure"they said

"Ummmmmm, okay, I'm in."

"What a f***ing cheapskate." whisppered Sponge Bob to Kyle. And then the gang went to Mc Donalds.......

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But he decided to go to Mc Donalds any way, when he got there he ordered some beer."We don't serve beer here, sir." said the order taker peson. "Fine then, I'll take 4 Big Macs, wait, is today Big Mac Monday?" said Kyle." Yes, $.99 a burger."

"In that case, I will take 7 Big Macs and 3 Cokes large, and 7 fries, bucket size."

 

Sorry, sir. Are rule is that we have to limit to 5 Big Macs to each person on Monday, sir."

 

"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Kyle gritted his teeth and took out his lightsaber and went on a rampage killing every one......

 

:thumbsup: 200! Ewok!!!

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he trowhs a few credits on the counter.

He walked out of the MCDonalds thing, and headed to the movies.

 

When he arrived there was a huge amount of people waiting in line.

"Hmmmm" kyle tought outloud, "What flick could that be"?

 

After a hour or 4 he finaly saw the billboard of the movie...

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That's the last thing I want to see.

So he bought a ticket for Bambi instead.

after 80 minutes or so, Kyle game out of the theatre,

with alot of tears in his eyes.

Than he bumbed into a familiar face.

"Hey Kyle, whats wrong dude,

have you been ctying?"

said...

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"Yes yes attack of the spoons i saw hmm hmmh".

"And any good" Kyle asked

"I don't know, A sleep I was" yoda replied.

And they walked further in the street.

"Any plans for the night, yoda ?"

"Special mission I have, Help me yoy can hmm yes"

"O.K. tell me about it" SAid kyle with a wispering voice.

 

"Well...

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"must go see aots again, gutted i was, drugged i was"

 

"missed it did u? .... foolish you are"

 

then they went to see aots and they thought it was a great film esp

 

 

when the spoons kill all the forks

 

 

they next left the cinema with big grins on their face and then ....

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They wanted some merchies.

so they went to the local store and bought some

spoons, knives, and forks.

"Hmmm nice and shiny they are"

 

"And expensive" kyle said

"120 credits is a lot of money"

"The council will pay hmm hmmm yes yes"

 

"So whats next" kyle realy wanted to know

 

"To the red light destrict we go"

"We are goinig where?" Kyle said with a high voice

"To Amsterdam we must go, yes hmmh hmm".

 

And so they went...

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(wonders y they bought cutlery ... and what are merchies)

 

amsterdam town coruscant was a seedy little area deep down in the depths of the city world (like the scene setting?) here they entered a small ...

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(MERCHIES = short for merchandising goodies)

 

 

 

 

 

Club wich was rich of a fariaty of humans, aliens and things.

"What are these thing ?" kyla asked

"Special things they are" said yoda while he aproached the bar.

"Some thing to drink you wabt hmmm?"

"Sure why not gimme a...

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rodian blended finely and sieved thru a sieve .... and served in a tall glass with ice

 

"ur wierd" said kyle who ordered the blood of a small south hothian rodent

 

now ive finished talking bollox sum1 else can take the reins (sp?)

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They both took a sip of their drinks when they hear some one calling her names.

 

"KYLE< KYLE, YODA, YODA....etc"

 

"Who's that" kyle wondered

 

"the things they are" yoda said

 

"What things, those things on the wall ?"

 

"Yes yes. hmmmm those things i mean."

 

"Why didn't you say so before" kyle said

 

Yoda sighted and walked to the stage where this realy groovy, funky, hip brass orchestra was playing?

 

Yoda grabbed the microphone and started to sing these words...

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"I'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, coming out so you better get this party started......" Singed on Yoda and kicked off some moves to like windmills, when the song ended, the people had their lighters on and waved them slowly. Yoda came over to Kyle and said "Good at karioke I am, hmmmmm." Then the heat build up in the small bar/night club from the lighters got to high and the roof caught on fire. Lukly Kyle and Yoda were close to the door and took a few steps out the door whistling not bothering to help the people inside. As the fire raged on Yoda said. "To the mall we must go to socialize, hmmmmm." "Okay." and they went to the mega mall.....

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As they got to the mall Kyle realized it was coupon day.. thounsands, and yet thousands off middleaged housewifes roamed the mall..

 

Aaargh crap thought Kyle..

 

then yoda thought out a plan to get rid of the mob..

 

"if We........

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...run around nekkid...it would scare all the people away"

but then Kyle said...

"you would have to run aroud nekkid yoda, cause you would be the only one actually scaring people"

yoda replied...as he took his robe off...

"you are wise Kyle..."

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Yoda was right over him still without his clothes. He woke up a minute latter and saw Yoda finnaly with his robes on. He came up to him and said."Sith, these people are, hmmmm."

"Oh S**t.".......

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thw first thing he saw was a :elephant: dancing on his belly.

 

After another 48 hours kyle opend his eyes.

He saw yoda next to him and a Lady in a white coat.

The lady spoke softly to kyle.

"Well, you are a lucky man Kyle Katarn, you almost...

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You almost got a bad case of the hiccups." Then she ripped off her clothes and did a pole dance with the I.V.(That liquid stuff that is in a plastic pouch) I.V. pouch holder. Then Kyle noticed that he was naked and the woman got on the table and jumped on into the air and she- :D we had to stop some time.

 

Kyle then woke up (For real this time) "What, where am I ?!" "At Wal Mart, duh." said Yoda.....

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