7-7ighlander Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 lol I slapped poop too! sevendashseven here! Poopslappers of the world unite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrewfus_SMC Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 got a slow connection, 56k on the brain DSL snipers gonna drive me insane. punks with warez, think they're so slick gonna get my legit saber, and slice off their ****! crusin, in the Moldy Crow seven years later, Orrs is STILL my ho! polishin on my massive light saber, just like she did, when we worked for Darth Vader. Blue milk, milk, baby. we're runnin blue Milk Milk baby! word to Mon Mothma yeah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediSith999 Posted March 27, 2002 Author Share Posted March 27, 2002 This is gettin popular, nice raps commin now btw, good job 7-7 and the new rappa Andrewfus, keep commin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-7ighlander Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 In great danger this thread is A thread might move to swamp, yes even this In regards to this, rap like Yoda we should If rap he could, Im sure he would! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coby Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Well its one day to go and Im goin insane Im trying to do something to occupy my brain But it just aint working everything seems boring compared to kyles life and his F****D up story Ive been walkin around all day in a long black cloak Making breathing noises at the back of my throat And pretending to have a light sabre to kick yo ass And making that svvwing sound that seems so class Until you realise that you look like a fool And now it dont make you look so cool So you sitback down and calmly wait and wonder why your God damn deliverys late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makkoan Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 i pre-oredered from eb da other day and if it dont ship taday im gonna cry "no way!" for i ben waiting a while and i cant wait much longer if it dont get here soon ill hav to cry till da day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wardz Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Puts shades on and clicks fingers I aint no mod So I dont give a sod But certain topics go here and others go there This guys small and green and hes got no hygene Lets do the Yoda stomp yeeeeeh the yoda stomp and he lives in the swamp shoobe doo deh oh the swamp.. (fade to end) *ducks thrown fruit* sorry wardz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanke4252 Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Ive read this and Ive tried to restrain myself but I cant help it. Number one, JediSith, you and me both know that you dont know any "fine ass chicks", and if you did you wouldnt talk to them. Proof you ask? Well your on the internet in a starwars type forum with the name JediSith. Secondly, I hate rap, the only thing I hate more than rap or commercial pop are the people who try to "freestyle" rap. Thirdly, all people who attempt to freestyle rap should be beaten severely, and on several occasions have been. Lastly, at least put "rap" or something in the title so I dont have to waste my time reading through your little mess of words before I realize that your trying to "drop those funky fresh beats" online or something like that. I'm not done but I thought it might be a good idea to pace myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPRODIGY Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 yea i listen to rap music and i think ur lyric sucks man =D all these used up rhymes, dont even have any punch line??? blah blah blah rhyme blah blah blah rhyme blah blah blah rhyme man so boring sh!t.. try something new man.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-7ighlander Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 aaaaaaaah cut us some slack were waiting for the release All we ever wanted was to rap in peace But no you had to get all holy on our asses No matter what would please the masses I know some on IRC like our rap But since I dont rap from an endless tap Id better stop soon or Ill say something wrong Come on people I wanna see as many as a throng! Rap with us, make the wait shorter And someone turn on a bs distorter We dont need someone dissing our **** Especially not someone who just learned to knit (J/K J/K J/K just fer da fun rap!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlbaniac Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 JED willed be missed very much, cleaving was my life and as such, using brushes will really suck at first, yo, not having to adjoin will really help, tho, Bless Alexei for his magnificent JED, May it rest in peace while we move ahead. We're gonna miss it anyhow, Let's get ready for JORadiant now. The upside of JORadiant will be, higher poly counts, for you and me, Vertex lighting down the drain, jaggy lightmaps to drive you insane! Bless Alexei for his magnificent JED, May it rest in peace while we move ahead. We're gonna miss it anyhow, Let's get ready for JORadiant now. It ain't UED and it ain't SeriousED, we'll be using JORadiant instead, There won't be any subtracting rooms now, don't even try and smash your head in the wall, 'cos compile times will rise high those two last lines were a bit too long, but hey, what do you expect from such a sucky song. (sing it with me now!) Bless Alexei for his magnificent JED, May it rest in peace while we move ahead. We are gonna miss it anyhow, LET'S GET READY FOR JORADIANT NOW! (okay..my contribution..and hey...I never said I could rhyme nor rap!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormHammer Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Well listen here people, I'll tell you straight, This thread was started, In the wrong place mate, I know you're hyped About the game, But I have to move it, All the same. So get your masks, And your waders on, Cos we're takin' a hike, To the Swamp my son, No don't despair, You'll like it there, There's a little green guy, With the frizzy hair. He's got long ears, And waves his hand, And he raps to the sound, Of a great Jizz band. Stay cool, In my pool, Cos my name's Yoda, I ain't no fool. Stay cool, In my pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r_e_c_o_i_l Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 hmmm thats about enough rapping.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coby Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 chanke my man, I dont like the music of rap In fact Id go as far to say that its crap But we're just pissing around and having fun So if you post like that again, you're gonna look dumb I cant last much longer, I need jk So to waste the time im gonna rhyme away And look a bit stupid seeing as I ain't black But we're just having fun with the music of rap Its getting harder and harder to think up a song, In the mean time I think Ill go smoke a bong Man this rhyme is getting quite long But Im in the spirit now So I guess i'll go on I wonder if one day they'll invent a light saber And a group of guys called "jedis" will be our saviour But probably not cos thats just quite retarded In fact this film called star wars had already started An idea like that so I now look quite thick I NEED JK NOW OR IM GONNA BE SICK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-7ighlander Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 A good rap has been posted and lo all behold The poster is stormhammer, let it be told He actually rhimed the best rap so far Albeit not with the rest of the posts in par You see storm can actually rap pretty good Not like the rest of us boys in the hood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanke4252 Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 "Im sorry I was terribly wrong." -Tim Meadows I still hate rap, but I'll live with it as long as you dont throw in any of that WT slang (i.e. "funky fresh", "kickin' it freestyle", "check it one two", "bomb diggity", "phat", "stupid fly", "wizard", etc.). If any of those words are seen by myself, the last thing you will hear is my complaining. Yes thats right, I will complain you to death. Anyway....... If I hear it I'll complain And you wont be entertained Youll be clutching your ears in pain And youll probably spy a cranberry juice stain Because nothing can get cranberry juice out Not even liquid Gain or that one with colorsafe bleach Nor a big fat mutated leach Even Chris Matthews can try to get it out He may yell, he may even shout But no mere mortal will win this bout Its all up to FLASH!!! AHHHHHHH! Master of the universe! FLASH!!! AHHHHHHH! King of the impossible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coby Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 YO YO YO CHECK IT ONE TWO This is a funky fresh rap were kickin it freestyle Man this is phat almost as phat as kyle Bomb diggity you all know im the best man this rap is just gonna be so superfly dude this is wizard, more so than you But don't fret chanke this was a joke, dont cry sorry, couldn't resist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furious Fish Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 yo yo yo Storm hammer bring it, valley to the swamp-side connection the battle is coming, jedi feel the dark-force infection you gonna feel the saber of the light side hater cos my force destruction rain on you ass chaotic chronic get in touch with the hatred and unleash the ill-matic! static! electricity, of the deadly force lightning jedis go run home cos this shiz is gonna be frightening yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Monkey Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 Jedi Monkey on da way got no game yet need some prey 10 more hours full of pain on the road to go insane wheres my sabre wheres my gun gonna have some outdoor fun looking for da warez dudes gonna kick them with my boots you should know the message kids you get warez you get hits MC Flash Grandmaster Big Daddy Funkydance Jedi Monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanke4252 Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 Thanks for the laugh coby. Once my extreme hatred of the modern pop culture wore off I was light hearted again. As long as nobody thinks they really can really rap then I'm fine. I was just traumatized in highschool by those two or three guys who would appear out of no where and start "freestyling". Oh how we hated them. We asked ourselves why they did it. We asked ourselves where they came from. We asked ourselves why they didnt just go home and leave us in peace. Of course none of these questions were ever answered. Anyway, good show old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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