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got a slow connection, 56k on the brain

DSL snipers gonna drive me insane.

punks with warez, think they're so slick

gonna get my legit saber, and slice off their ****!

 

crusin, in the Moldy Crow

seven years later, Orrs is STILL my ho!

polishin on my massive light saber,

just like she did, when we worked for Darth Vader.

 

Blue milk, milk, baby. we're runnin blue Milk Milk baby!

 

word to Mon Mothma

 

yeah....

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Well its one day to go and Im goin insane

Im trying to do something to occupy my brain

But it just aint working everything seems boring

compared to kyles life and his F****D up story

Ive been walkin around all day in a long black cloak

Making breathing noises at the back of my throat

And pretending to have a light sabre to kick yo ass

And making that svvwing sound that seems so class

Until you realise that you look like a fool

And now it dont make you look so cool

So you sitback down and calmly wait

and wonder why your God damn deliverys late.

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Puts shades on and clicks fingers

 

I aint no mod

So I dont give a sod

 

But certain topics go here

and others go there

 

This guys small and green

and hes got no hygene

 

Lets do the Yoda stomp

yeeeeeh the yoda stomp

and he lives in the swamp

 

shoobe doo deh

 

oh the swamp..

 

(fade to end)

 

 

 

*ducks thrown fruit*

 

sorry :D

 

 

wardz

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Ive read this and Ive tried to restrain myself but I cant help it.

 

Number one, JediSith, you and me both know that you dont know any "fine ass chicks", and if you did you wouldnt talk to them. Proof you ask? Well your on the internet in a starwars type forum with the name JediSith.

 

Secondly, I hate rap, the only thing I hate more than rap or commercial pop are the people who try to "freestyle" rap.

 

Thirdly, all people who attempt to freestyle rap should be beaten severely, and on several occasions have been.

 

Lastly, at least put "rap" or something in the title so I dont have to waste my time reading through your little mess of words before I realize that your trying to "drop those funky fresh beats" online or something like that.

 

I'm not done but I thought it might be a good idea to pace myself.

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aaaaaaaah cut us some slack were waiting for the release

All we ever wanted was to rap in peace

But no you had to get all holy on our asses

No matter what would please the masses

I know some on IRC like our rap

But since I dont rap from an endless tap

Id better stop soon or Ill say something wrong

Come on people I wanna see as many as a throng!

Rap with us, make the wait shorter

And someone turn on a bs distorter

We dont need someone dissing our ****

Especially not someone who just learned to knit

 

 

(J/K J/K J/K just fer da fun rap!)

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JED willed be missed very much,

cleaving was my life and as such,

using brushes will really suck at first, yo,

not having to adjoin will really help, tho,

 

Bless Alexei for his magnificent JED,

May it rest in peace while we move ahead.

We're gonna miss it anyhow,

Let's get ready for JORadiant now.

 

The upside of JORadiant will be,

higher poly counts, for you and me,

Vertex lighting down the drain,

jaggy lightmaps to drive you insane!

 

Bless Alexei for his magnificent JED,

May it rest in peace while we move ahead.

We're gonna miss it anyhow,

Let's get ready for JORadiant now.

 

It ain't UED and it ain't SeriousED,

we'll be using JORadiant instead,

There won't be any subtracting rooms now, don't even try

and smash your head in the wall, 'cos compile times will rise high

those two last lines were a bit too long,

but hey, what do you expect from such a sucky song.

 

(sing it with me now!)

Bless Alexei for his magnificent JED,

May it rest in peace while we move ahead.

We are gonna miss it anyhow,

LET'S GET READY FOR JORADIANT NOW!

 

 

(okay..my contribution..and hey...I never said I could rhyme nor rap!)

:p

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Well listen here people,

I'll tell you straight,

This thread was started,

In the wrong place mate,

I know you're hyped

About the game,

But I have to move it,

All the same.

 

So get your masks,

And your waders on,

Cos we're takin' a hike,

To the Swamp my son,

No don't despair,

You'll like it there,

There's a little green guy,

With the frizzy hair.

 

He's got long ears,

And waves his hand,

And he raps to the sound,

Of a great Jizz band.

 

Stay cool,

In my pool,

Cos my name's Yoda,

I ain't no fool.

Stay cool,

In my pool.

 

:cool::D

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chanke my man, I dont like the music of rap

In fact Id go as far to say that its crap

But we're just pissing around and having fun

So if you post like that again, you're gonna look dumb

I cant last much longer, I need jk

So to waste the time im gonna rhyme away

And look a bit stupid seeing as I ain't black

But we're just having fun with the music of rap

Its getting harder and harder to think up a song,

In the mean time I think Ill go smoke a bong

Man this rhyme is getting quite long

But Im in the spirit now So I guess i'll go on

I wonder if one day they'll invent a light saber

And a group of guys called "jedis" will be our saviour

But probably not cos thats just quite retarded

In fact this film called star wars had already started

An idea like that so I now look quite thick

I NEED JK NOW OR IM GONNA BE SICK.

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"Im sorry I was terribly wrong." -Tim Meadows

 

I still hate rap, but I'll live with it as long as you dont throw in any of that WT slang (i.e. "funky fresh", "kickin' it freestyle", "check it one two", "bomb diggity", "phat", "stupid fly", "wizard", etc.). If any of those words are seen by myself, the last thing you will hear is my complaining. Yes thats right, I will complain you to death. Anyway.......

 

 

If I hear it I'll complain

And you wont be entertained

Youll be clutching your ears in pain

And youll probably spy a cranberry juice stain

Because nothing can get cranberry juice out

Not even liquid Gain or that one with colorsafe bleach

Nor a big fat mutated leach

Even Chris Matthews can try to get it out

He may yell, he may even shout

But no mere mortal will win this bout

Its all up to

FLASH!!!

AHHHHHHH!

Master of the universe!

FLASH!!!

AHHHHHHH!

King of the impossible!

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YO YO YO CHECK IT ONE TWO

 

This is a funky fresh rap

were kickin it freestyle

Man this is phat

almost as phat as kyle

 

Bomb diggity you all know im the best

man this rap is just gonna be so superfly

dude this is wizard, more so than you

But don't fret chanke this was a joke, dont cry

 

:D sorry, couldn't resist :D

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yo yo yo

Storm hammer bring it, valley to the swamp-side connection

the battle is coming, jedi feel the dark-force infection

you gonna feel the saber

of the light side hater

cos my force destruction rain on you ass chaotic

chronic

get in touch with the hatred and unleash the ill-matic!

static!

electricity, of the deadly force lightning

jedis go run home cos this shiz is gonna be frightening

yeah!

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Jedi Monkey on da way

got no game yet need some prey

10 more hours full of pain

on the road to go insane

wheres my sabre wheres my gun

gonna have some outdoor fun

looking for da warez dudes

gonna kick them with my boots

you should know the message kids

you get warez you get hits

 

MC Flash Grandmaster Big Daddy Funkydance Jedi Monkey :jawa

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Thanks for the laugh coby. Once my extreme hatred of the modern pop culture wore off I was light hearted again. As long as nobody thinks they really can really rap then I'm fine. I was just traumatized in highschool by those two or three guys who would appear out of no where and start "freestyling". Oh how we hated them. We asked ourselves why they did it. We asked ourselves where they came from. We asked ourselves why they didnt just go home and leave us in peace. Of course none of these questions were ever answered.

 

Anyway, good show old man.

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