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Originally posted by Vestril

Kissamies I'm telling you that there was only ONE sith Lord--Wicket!!!! His apprentice was Paploo

Bah, those ewoks are only wannabees. The real threat is something much more sinister. Think about it, why do we keep returning to Tatooine in every other movie? Because GL loves Tunisia? I think there is something really important there, and it can only be... jawas! I bet they are the true sith lords and all these Darth Mofos and Darth Antagonists are only their pawns.

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Bah, those ewoks are only wannabees. The real threat is something much more sinister. Think about it, why do we keep returning to Tatooine in every other movie? Because GL loves Tunisia? I think there is something really important there, and it can only be... jawas! I bet they are the true sith lords and all these Darth Mofos and Darth Antagonists are only their pawns.

 

Naive fool, can't you see that the Jawa's ARE the Ewoks, but in disguise??? They killed Owen and Beru and were the true masters of the Death Star, they used an Ewok Force illusion to convince everyone that it blew up, it will be baaaaaaack, and this time, it will hurl rocks at planets :mad:

 

Yub Yub :ewok:/:jawa

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Originally posted by Vestril

 

Naive fool, can't you see that the Jawa's ARE the Ewoks, but in disguise??? They killed Owen and Beru and were the true masters of the Death Star, they used an Ewok Force illusion to convince everyone that it blew up, it will be baaaaaaack, and this time, it will hurl rocks at planets :mad:

 

Yub Yub :ewok:/:jawa

 

Lol :lol:

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Got to admit that it does make sense, but it doesn't explain what is so important about Tatooine. Was it a ewok homeworld before ewok dark side powers sapped all the life from the plants and turned it all into desert, forcing them to find a new home at Endor? If you remember that ewok movie, Endor moon is also supposed to have huge desert areas. Maybe ewok presence is slowly polluting that world too.

 

And what about ughnauts? Its obvious that they are up to something too. Helping ewoks to perfect their rock throwing superweapon, perhaps?

 

(Yay, watch that post count rise ;))

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Got to admit that it does make sense, but it doesn't explain what is so important about Tatooine.

 

Tatooine is, of course, an important world because it is the birthplace sand disco. 'nuff said.

 

Was it a ewok homeworld before ewok dark side powers sapped all the life from the plants and turned it all into desert, forcing them to find a new home at Endor? If you remember that ewok movie, Endor moon is also supposed to have huge desert areas. Maybe ewok presence is slowly polluting that world too.

 

It's all a part of their twisted plan to bring sand disco to all the worlds of the galaxy. Their true homeworld is shrouded in myster, all that is known is that the ravages of sand disco long since made the planet uninhabitable thanks to all of those furry little pricks.

 

 

And what about ughnauts? Its obvious that they are up to something too. Helping ewoks to perfect their rock throwing superweapon, perhaps?

 

The ugnaughts are failed clones of the Oompa Loompa's, they can't sing, but they're much, much uglier. Willy Wonka sells them by the Barrel to Lando. They are angry (naturally) at Lando and have decided to fight a hidden war against him. They may not look it but they are fierce warriors. Those porcine whines of their's is just a cover, its designed, coupled with their incredible uglieness, to give everyone headahces... Also they take any useful droid components they find and send them into incinerators. It's a somewhat passive agressive war, but outright attack is against the Ugnaught code, unless there are 13 of them and one of you.

 

The Pygmy Hutts...I wasn't ready for someone to figure that out...yes, of course, the Pygmy Hutts are the true power behind...Boba Fett!! They all take turns cramming into that costume and are the personal Bounty Hunter for the dark Lord Wicket. Watch out though they're acursedly good at lying to keep their secret--sometimes they even use him to attack themselves just to throw you off--and if they discover you've learned all of this...they may torture a gonk.

 

I think you begin to see where this leads!! :syoda:

 

Yub Yub!! :ewok:/:jawa:/:fett:

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Originally posted by SPY_jmr1

two points to this post: 1. bumpage. 2. w00t! I am a StormTrooper now!

 

i feel that this is my duty for all of you......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HEY! YOU THERE! :D :D :D :D :D :D

 

SPY

 

 

 

AAAARRGH!! Stormtrooper rules.. it should be like when u hit 950 posts u should be a stormtrooper.. but hey.. u only get to be one for 50 posts more :p

 

 

 

:D :D :D

 

 

 

oh and btw> HEY YOU THERE!

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I thought that I should bring up a previously unknown connection to the Ewok Conspiracy. The Ewoks, though they do not realize it, are mere pawns for the Tusken Raiders, true inventors of Sand Disco, and perfecters of the Tusken Mind trick (you'd think the name would give it away, but they're apparently JUST that good).

 

Of course, this is all speculation, some say that the Tuskens are merely a red-herring, but I tend to brush aside such criticsm. There are those who say that its the Bantha's who are in charge, but lets face it, who's riding who?

 

:D Yub Yub!

 

:ewok:/:jawa:/:fett:/:thrawn2:/:craider:

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Originally posted by power_ed

 

 

 

AAAARRGH!! Stormtrooper rules.. it should be like when u hit 950 posts u should be a stormtrooper.. but hey.. u only get to be one for 50 posts more :p

 

 

 

:D :D :D

 

 

so

oh and btw> HEY YOU THERE!

 

i donno.... wookiee hung around for 100 posts... 500-600... :p right back at ya :D

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I really don't post enough here *sigh* Don't have the time. I just wish I could convert my posts from the other SW-Forum I hang around, then it would be no prob :)

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