Kissamies Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 This ewok conspiracy theory is starting to get too complicated, and when things get too complicated its time to apply Occam's Razor. Simply put, I think that the ancient and powerful Space Gods are slowly turning all planets into desert worlds to accommodate the slowly increasing need for litterboxes for their ancient and powerful pets. That would be a simpler and therefore more plausible explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 No no, the simpler explanation would be: Yub yub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kissamies Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Heh, im just waiting to see how Wampas might factor into all this. Also, what do they put into Bantha fodder anyways? I suspect that the ingredients are collected from wretched hives of scum and villainy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Bantha Fodder are, of course, food for the Bantha's... lol and as for the Wampa's...well lets just say that the Tusken Raiders have to have a foil...Shhhhhhhh Ian, you've said too much!! Damn, you're right, Ian!! Wait...I'm talking to myself...awwwww nuts, it happened again... Yub Yub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shidobu Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 isn't it obvious? Wampas are the aprentices of the Ewoks. Someone has to carry on the Sith tradition, and the WAmpas are IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shidobu Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 AARGH. I hate being bantha fodder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 I'm sory...but I have to disagree I wasn't going to say all of this...but the Wampa's are the other side of a secret Galactic war. They are trying desperately to remake the Galaxy in their icy image and spread the horrors of the 'Ice Slide' This is why Luke was attacked by a Wampa in ESB, it could tell, with its keen 'Wampa Sense,' that Luke was from Tatooine. Recognizing its mortal enemy it captured him and brought it back to its lair, hanging him upside down in preparation for interrogation... Luke, ignorant though he was to the forces at work, barely managed to escape, as we all know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Rwaaaaaaar *eats Vestril for giving away his secret plans* owwwww...that hurt --Edit-- See this post? it's an excellent example of how to avoid being Bantha Fodder forever...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Originally posted by Vestril --Edit-- See this post? it's an excellent example of how to avoid being Bantha Fodder forever...lol so is this one. its not hard. not at all. AT ALL. whatsoever. ok? this has been a public service message from thesaurus man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 so is this one. its not hard. not at all. AT ALL. whatsoever. ok? this has been a public service message from thesaurus man.... But...really, neither of those were as spammish as this... HEY, YOU THERE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kissamies Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 This is the point where I could falsely claim that I am actually proud of having retained my Bantha Fodder status so long, but I'd rather just spam. Thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Forceflow Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 I love those general SPAM threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenothrope Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 i just have to say -you are not your post count- thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 i just have to say -you are not your post count- thank you No...I'm not, you're right. The fun in it is the cool names you get, its neat to be an Ewok, or a Stormtrooper, or a Wampa Anyway this isn't ordinary spam, this is FUN spam!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Yub Yub--throws off Jawa Cloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Forceflow Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 *have to think of something intelligent to say* Uhm, I finally saw Blade II yesterday. (Well, I live in Germany, it only came out a week ago) I dunno, who else has seen it? I am still not sure whether I should like it or not... I mean it wasn't bad... but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerfYoda Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 I declare this thread and all of its participants SILLY. :elephant: (postcount++ ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Forceflow Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Hehe, I like that Avatar of yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by xenothrope i just have to say -you are not your post count- thank you yes this is correct. my post count reads "696" or "697" cant remember. My name is"SPY_jmr1" see 'SPY_jmr1' '697' 'SPY_jmr1' '697' diffrent HEY! YOU THERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Forceflow *have to think of something intelligent to say* no not really. we dont care. ;) j/k:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIO Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 heres to raiseing my title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 YESSSSSSS one more post and I will have the pitiful number of 350!!! .... Now Wampa... soon to be........ to be............. [Edit] A WHAHOOZIT?! STUPID Jawa, how is jawa better than Wampa?!? *grumbles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 ...Jawa, isn't the presitge wonderful?... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Vestril ...Jawa, isn't the presitge wonderful?... lol HAHahAHAHH!! ho ho ho ho, HEE HEE HEE, HAHAHAHA!! OMG MY SIDEs... HOW WITTY!! HAR HAR hAR! ... No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 okay well... it's been fun people - g'night I will now have sweet dreams about my newly recieved jawa rank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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