fitzwilliamd Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 You know the kind. They run around the map backwards racking up kills. I was a crusader against backsweep spammers; I would crush the life out of them, hunt them down like dogs and make them beg for mercy. I was relentless… until a recent cheat has left me powerless against them. This new ‘ass-backwards’ fighting style has created a cheat that is so nefarious that I am scared to present it to the JK community. If they load up the tavion model, backsweep spammers CANNOT LOSE. --Transcript from a server where I was 'owned'-- "That player loaded Tavion and she keeps killing me! I cannot keep my eyes off her ample bottom… oh no, here she comes… (BACKSWEEEEPPPPPPP) ...dead This happend 5 more times until... (my eyes glued to her posterior, I force pull) “Hey wait! If I pull when she is close it looks like my hand is on her a$$!” “Get up sweetie!” (Force Pull, she falls again) “Get up again, plenty more force power where that came from” (Hammering on the Force Pull button) (Screenshot) “yes! Yes! YES! Hmmm, I am out of force power, and she is getting up again with that glint in her eye. Her body rotating, sending shivers of delight down my spine; she turns her back to me with all of her womanhood concentrated down to the curve of her buns … " (BBBackkkksweeeeepppppp) …dead "Raven help! Stop the madness; this cheat is too much for a young man to bear." “She is after me again! OooooO, she is SO BAD! Maybe she needs a spanking …” "Here she comes! Look at the frickin' texture detail as she turns, I can almost see her bun muscles flexing! I can almost feel my lightsaber calloused hands squeezing her bottom…" (BBBackkkksweeeeepppppp) Dazed! Confused! (BBBBAAAAACCCCKKKSWEEEEPPPPP) ….dead "Yes! Yes! YES! Oh, yes, I got a screenshot of that one … she is a vamp, she is… a dark mistress of seduction … bad baby! Bad baby!!" "I am only flesh-and-blood!" "For the love of pete, how do I turn sway on from the settings menu?!" "I demand that this cheat be removed from the game! I demand that… wait, here she comes again … MmmMMM, she is spinning around … she is running at me, her pert bottom taunt, her hips swaying hypnotically … Arrrrrghhhhhhhhhh" …dead and loving it I always thought I was a leg guy, how wrong I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShogunBlade Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 omfg.. dude lol get out more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twins of Doom Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 you have wierd tastes....it's a computer image made of pixels and computer code....sounds like much fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice (Sic)kle Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Oh my ****, that is the funniest thing ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aylnon Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 "But surely that's the whole point. She's just a load of pixles!" "Yeah...but what pixles!" Arnold Rimmer and Dave Lister discuss the VR units on StarBug, from Red Dwarf...I think it's appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 She's a babe (yay, I finally get to use this smiley!!!) :naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThingAhMajig Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 agh... Less JK II and more time out in bars... clubs... etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzwilliamd Posted May 15, 2002 Author Share Posted May 15, 2002 Originally posted by ThingAhMajig agh... Less JK II and more time out in bars... clubs... etc... Chicks in bars are overrated, my friend. Can a chick in a bar Force Push a brewsky into your waiting hand? I think not, but Tavion can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBrate Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Ever tried your powers to grip that sweet piece of rear end? Ever notice she ends up dying dagnammit!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 you should choke here more... girls get hot when they are aphysiated a bit (well some do) jsut be sure to wear protection on your saber, and things should work out jsut fine with more practice of your "force" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djinn Altis{S} Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Somebody lacks a life outside of his computer world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twins of Doom Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Originally posted by Djinn Altis{S} Somebody lacks a life outside of his computer world... obviously he hasn't seen any real chicks and stays at his computer 24/7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UriDiuM Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 People like this kept Tomb Raider going on far longer than it should have i.e past the first 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzwilliamd Posted May 16, 2002 Author Share Posted May 16, 2002 you have wierd tastes....it's a computer image made of pixels and computer code.... -- Twins of Doom Somebody lacks a life outside of his computer world... --Djinn Altis{S} obviously he hasn't seen any real chicks and stays at his computer 24/7 --Twins of Doom People like this kept Tomb Raider going on far longer than it should have i.e past the first 1 --UriDiuM My friends, I can see that we have a few among us that missed the point of my post. *cough* I was being facetious and waggish, even ironic; satiring the inane proclivity of players to run at me backwards trying to get kills. It was a simple burlesque. I apologize profusely to the members of the JK community for trying to bring a splash of irony and whimsicality to this board. Furthermore, I apologize to Tavion for engaging in unlawful, sexually inappropriate behavior by putting my hand on her a$$. Prevention is the best tool to eliminate sexual harassment in the workplace; even when your workplace is map Narshadda streets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ono-Sendai Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Nice to see someone around with a sense of humour, no matter how socially deviant it may be. Ono-Sendai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoBa feTTichiNi Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Anyone ever notice she has a go-t:fett: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzwilliamd Posted May 17, 2002 Author Share Posted May 17, 2002 She has a goatee?! NOOOOoooOooooo! There is something horribly disturbing about women with facial hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThingAhMajig Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 Originally posted by fitzwilliamd Chicks in bars are overrated, my friend. Can a chick in a bar Force Push a brewsky into your waiting hand? I think not, but Tavion can. Hmmm.... Perhaps you force Grip your monkey too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzwilliamd Posted May 17, 2002 Author Share Posted May 17, 2002 Perhaps you force Grip your monkey too much? I found that force gripping the monkey at rank 3 force speed made for a very content monkey. Then Yoda told me I would go blind, so I gave the monkey to Tavion so she can handle his needs, take him for walks, and spank the monkey when he is bad. Oh, and he is bad a lot, sometimes two, three, or ten times a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyth'emos Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Originally posted by BoBa feTTichiNi Anyone ever notice she has a go-t:fett: thats why I prefer Jan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzwilliamd Posted May 18, 2002 Author Share Posted May 18, 2002 "My Gosh, Jan Ors has a fabulous body...I bet she shags like minx! How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process I have no inner monologue? I hope i didn't say that out loud just now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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