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Sixo

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Ya know, I almost wish I were joking here, but Im not.

 

Gather around, boys and girls, for L337's story time...

 

Once, I ran a Star Wars RPG game set in the New Jedi Order. I had one guy, who I will refer to as Gimpie, who decided he wanted to be a Sith. His character became not unlike the comic guy in The Simpsons, IE big and fat with a too-small shirt on. He wanted to make Jaina Solo his character's love slave, and asked me about it. I asked why, and Gimpie replied: so I can earn my Sith Name. Darth Maulester. I decided why the hell not, and he followed through with his evil schemes. He then had to face Luke about it, and he said this: "Kyp did it." He rolled a natural 20 on his bluff check, meaning success no matter what, and Luke believed him.

 

And thus began the evil reign of Darth Maulester, Dork Lord of the Sith.

 

:saberr: :saberr: :saberr: :saberr: :saberr:

 

She must ph34r my ninja...

-Largo, the L33T Master

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