Guest Redwing Posted March 18, 2001 Share Posted March 18, 2001 This is a topic fully dedicated to providing something for Jawamaster to talk about. Questions: How many Jawas are you master of? How did you become a Jawamaster? Why are you a Jawamaster? Are you a Jawa yourself? If so, why? If you are a Jawa, how do you drive a podracer? Are you a mutant Jawa with extremely fast reflexes? Are you a force sensitive Jawa? If so, why? Are you a Jawa Jedi? If so, don't tell me why, I don't care. **runs out of questions** ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro The Hutt Posted March 19, 2001 Share Posted March 19, 2001 For some reason, my seasoned jedi instincts tell me that this will have the opposite effect. ------------------ No! I am your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 You're no Jedi---Hutts don't do that kind of thing... ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uutont Fær Uulion1587246497 Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 the answers to those questions are: 1.seven 2.Luck 3.Of course 4.Why not? 5.See #2 6.Sometimes 7.See #6 8.See #4 9.See #7 Did I lose anybody? confused: 10.Thank You ------------------ Ooh Wah Fah Pah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jawamaster Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 Okay, you wanna know why I chose this name? Well, have you ever heard of R'kik D'nec Hero of the Dune Sea? No? Oh well. ------------------ Jawamaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi SuperBuen Posted March 21, 2001 Share Posted March 21, 2001 Pedro is very much so a Jedi... Show 'em your lightsaber! *ignited his own and prepares to slice and dice* ------------------ Ash to ash, Dust to dust, Fade to black, But the memory remains... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uutont Fær Uulion1587246497 Posted March 22, 2001 Share Posted March 22, 2001 *whips out light saber and advances* ------------------ Ooh Wah Fah Pah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro The Hutt Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 Alright Master , *whips out lightsaber, and ignites it, assumes defensive pose* ------------------ No! I am your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 *Whis out his two amazingly big lightsabers* *Puts one in each hand* *walks over to everyone and towers over them* It's time to teach you little boys a lesson. ------------------ I calculated the odds that this would work versus the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi SuperBuen Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 *sighs* First off all, Pedro, OFFENSIVE not defensive! You're no Luke Skywalker, you're the Dark Side... KILL KILL KILL ANIHILATE! And as for Boba Rhett... *Sees a little plug on Rhett's back... Pulls on it... Boba deflates, filling the room with nauseous gas... He flies across the room and is restored to normal size* There, now my Dark Jedis, let's do some damage! ------------------ Ash to ash, Dust to dust, Fade to black, But the memory remains... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 *the gas temporarily stuns everyone* HAHA!! Even in my normal size I tower over you all! I shall now slayeth ye all!! ------------------ I calculated the odds that this would work versus the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro The Hutt Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 Ahem, I can't allow you to turn against my master, you will have to destroy me first. *And the batlle begins...*(now let's hope watching all those Kurosawa movies and playing sword-figting games are going to pay off...) ------------------ No! I am your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 *The Kurosawa movies and playing sword-figting games don't pay off* Pedro is quickly dealt with, cut into small little bits and sprinkled over Bobas salad. ------------------ I calculated the odds that this would work versus the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uutont Fær Uulion1587246497 Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 Size isn't anything if you don't have speed. *swings around lightning fast disarming everyone and tripping over his own feet, landing on his face* OOPS! Hehe a sorry everybody it wasn't me ------------------ Ooh Wah Fah Pah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro The Hutt Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 Phew, good thing I placed that ketchup-filled decoy there.(Needed to visit the little man's room) Alright, let's see some REAL blood now! *re-whips out lightsaber, makes neat pose that is offensive, but can go to defensive if needed, begins to charge forward, and the real fight ensues* *cue John Williams' battle music* ------------------ No! I am your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bob the relentless Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 a bright idea lets all go at it ------------------ fools, all of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uutont Fær Uulion1587246497 Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 *stands back up and heads back into the melee* OOH WAH FAH PAH!!! ------------------ Ooh Wah Fah Pah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bob the relentless Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 ha ha ha ha ha hah haha hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha I've turned into a Giant killer beetle. Ill kill you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bob the relentless Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 A beetle with a tauntan might i add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uutont Fær Uulion1587246497 Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 *uses the force to wing the beetle and tauntan across the scene into the oppossing forces* Hehe ------------------ Ooh Wah Fah Pah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bob the relentless Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 Then i let out a giant destructive fart it kills all of the poeple in the battle. ------------------ fools, all of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uutont Fær Uulion1587246497 Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 *uses force to dispell the toxic gas, saving everyone in the battle *whips out the bug spray and defeats the giant insect* ------------------ Ooh Wah Fah Pah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bob the relentless Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 That wasn't very fair..... now i turn into the ebola virus. Now youl all pay for your crimes..... ------------------ fools, all of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uutont Fær Uulion1587246497 Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 *runs away before the virus can spread* P.S. bob the relentless, I would suggest fixing your spelling and punctuation. ------------------ Ooh Wah Fah Pah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi SuperBuen Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 *Batman arrives and throws Batarangs at bob's head, knocking him out* *turn back into Jedi* Alright Pedro & Boba, let's blow this thing and go home! *excitly runs around swinging his 'saber wildly!* ------------------ Ash to ash, Dust to dust, Fade to black, But the memory remains... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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