Guest Darth Crater Posted April 21, 2000 Share Posted April 21, 2000 Well, who isn't afraid of those things! You have to peel back the cardboard until they explode on you! I don't know who in the world came up with that idea. I can't stand having to wait for that loud pop that I know is going to make me jump ten feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chipmunkfan Posted April 21, 2000 Share Posted April 21, 2000 Amen to that crater! And even worse when they don't explode and you put it down to get a spoon so you can pop it "Manually", then when you go to pick it up again. POW!!! lol ------------------ Your Schwartz is so much bigger than mine AHA! So...We meet again for the very first time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kat Posted April 21, 2000 Share Posted April 21, 2000 I've gotta agree with Crater! Those little tubes are really really scary! I never want to bake those thingys because I don't want to open the little tube. Its like it's going to practically going to explode and send dough everywhere. Luv your voice Crater ------------------ "Will you write it down so I don't have to pay attention?"-Timothy Yang Yuen Cheng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iguacu3948 Posted April 21, 2000 Share Posted April 21, 2000 What ARE the little tubes that cinnamon rolls come in? I've never heard of them before. And why would they be made to generate a pop sound, and what's this about them opening manually and automatically? ------------------ "Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile, send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."-Pennsylvania Traffic Laws Ammendment Concerning the Safety of Livestock, 1997 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth Crater Posted April 22, 2000 Share Posted April 22, 2000 iguacu-- Go to the grocery store. Buy one of those cans of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls, the kind that you just pop in the oven and bake. Follow the directions on the label. Then, WATCH OUT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chipmunkfan Posted April 22, 2000 Share Posted April 22, 2000 It is a cylinder comprised mostly of atomically enhanced paper which, upon tearing, generates a static field that is lower in pressure than the dense contents of the cylinder, causing a release in pressurized contents that causes a disruption in the surrounding space equal to 12 log 56 / sqrt 35^2 and eminates a loud vibration at a frequency of 30Hz at a time of 13ms (POP). This is known as the "Automatc" variety. The "Manual" variety is comprised of thicker atomically enhanced paper that does not give way under the stress caused by the static field around it and causes the operator (That's you) to use a mettalic instrument to induce the pressure difference by hand. Any questions? ------------------ Your Schwartz is so much bigger than mine AHA! So...We meet again for the very first time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth Crater Posted April 22, 2000 Share Posted April 22, 2000 Hey Chipmunkfan!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iguacu3948 Posted April 22, 2000 Share Posted April 22, 2000 Just one question Chipmunkfan, isn't it metallic, not mettalic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echobase_69 Posted April 22, 2000 Share Posted April 22, 2000 I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt! ------------------ The trouble with heroine, or so I've heard, is that it's rather moreish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth Crater Posted April 22, 2000 Share Posted April 22, 2000 Ok. This morning I decided I didn't want to deal with one of those cans, so I found some apple turnovers to make that were in a BOX. Well, I open the box up, and what's in the box??? A canister!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wizzywig Posted April 22, 2000 Share Posted April 22, 2000 Run away! Run away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Light_or_Dark Posted April 23, 2000 Share Posted April 23, 2000 Those cans must be really trying to take over the world!! AHHHHHHHHHH!! ALL WE'LL HEAR FROM NOW ON IN THIS WORLD IS THE DREADED *POP*..*POP**POP* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ------------------ Bullseye......GREAT SHOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BillyBobJoe Posted April 23, 2000 Share Posted April 23, 2000 My My My.. What is the world coming to when ladies are afraid to open the DOUGHBOYS homemade goodies? These are dark times we live in... Is this gonna turn into a new 'The Announcement' Well I should hope not! Crater, to solve your problem DONT EAT EM! Eh? what da ya think? Good Idea? Just get an already prepared one from like Mickey D's or something! I have enough of this gibberish and I am putting my foot to down make it stop... *turns* Wait what the? AHHH *POP POP POP* I'm Sorry Poppin' Fresh DoughBoy Please dont hurt me!!!!!!! Just a few MORE words from the wise BBJ ------------------ Where ever there is a lonely wall or cliff, there is where you will find the infamous BBJ, burning in the rubble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chipmunkfan Posted April 23, 2000 Share Posted April 23, 2000 Hey Crater!!!! Run for your lives!!! The canisters are taking over!!!!! ------------------ Your Schwartz is so much bigger than mine AHA! So...We meet again for the very first time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Light_or_Dark Posted April 23, 2000 Share Posted April 23, 2000 THIS IS A WARNING *DO NOT INHALE CHOCOLATE MILK POWDER! IT IS VERY BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH AND IT MAY PREVENT YOU FROM BREATHING FOR A SHORT SEGMENT OF TIME! CHOCOLATE MILK IS ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS POWDERS IN THE WORLD ALSO BECAUSE OF ITS ADDICTIVNESS! IT IS IN THIRD PLACE IN THE MOST DANGEROUS POWDER LIST NEXT TO KILN WASH AND ANOTHER SUBSTANE WHICH IS JUST AS TOXIC AS KILN WASH!* ------------------ Bullseye......GREAT SHOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nodrin King Posted April 23, 2000 Share Posted April 23, 2000 WIZ, yep...Geezer by the standards of the rest of the good folks here. A dream to some....A NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS! (From Merlin in the classic EXCALIBUR) I don't feel old though. ------------------ Hey, who helps the Help Desk anyway??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hile Tr0y Posted April 25, 2000 Share Posted April 25, 2000 Hey everybody. This is a new incarnation of Tyrael99, not that many people will remember me . I haven't been on for a while; it's nice to see everyone again. What's up? Just a thought, Hile Tr0y ------------------ "There Is Nothing Left To Lose" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeastMaster Posted April 26, 2000 Share Posted April 26, 2000 <font size 5><font color red> POP!</font></font> BTW, I'm 20. . . I'm just saying. . . y'know, in case it comes up. . . ------------------ "The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb [This message has been edited by BeastMaster (edited April 26, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wizzywig Posted April 30, 2000 Share Posted April 30, 2000 Crater is afraid of spray cheese in a can. --wiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth Crater Posted April 30, 2000 Share Posted April 30, 2000 You know what??? I think it is a bad idea to have family members on the same forum. Revealing secrets and all, it's awful! Kurgan, is there any way you can expel wiz for child abuse or something? I mean, this is ridiculous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theahnfahn Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 She doesn't like to kill insects, either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth Crater Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 So, anything else you guys would like to say about me? I have some pictures I'm just dying to post ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theahnfahn Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 D'oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BeastMaster Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 Note: Never taunt people who's names start with "Darth." ------------------ "The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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