Russk Rijann Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 hehe "many uses this walking-stick has, brown its original colour it was not! Painfull if wrong end used hmmmm!" (maybe a little too sick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 "Yo Qeiro Taco Bello." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 "Make out with me, you will." -MTV Movie Awards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techsurfer Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 "Computer generated now I am - a hand-puppet will I become. Felt it have have!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyJAllTheWay Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Usless it is. Own you I will. Do your worst! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Legend Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 "All your base... are belong to us." I don't even need to change that sentence to make it seem as though Yoda would say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulless Posted June 8, 2002 Author Share Posted June 8, 2002 mmm...muppet I may be, sing like a fool, i do not. Pretty light saber, i have, dance I can! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiran Dev Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 "A bartender i should have been" "All of my jedi powers i have, and still grow a full head of hair i cannot." "No other species there are of me, have i noticed" "Nine hundred years have i lived, and still gotten some i have not!!" Tiran Dev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throno-Denkai Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 Yoda-"I AM SCREWED, DARK FORCE WON." He thinks than,"Oh well, then I will play in Spider-Man 2 as the new Green Goblin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russk Rijann Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 Originally posted by Throno-Denkai Yoda-"I AM SCREWED, DARK FORCE WON." He thinks than,"Oh well, then I will play in Spider-Man 2 as the new Green Goblin." Yeah ok? Throno-Denkai do you even know who Yoda is? Yoda-"I AM SCREWED, DARK FORCE WON." What? Thats the worst Yoda impression ever! Put some effort into it man! Like: "Screwed I am, Dark force won it has." "To Spider-Man movie I will go, audition as gree goblin I shall!" (see that sounded a little bit more Yoda like didn'it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 "Quit, I do, Mr. Lucas. Untill I get a better trailer, yes." "Put your left foot in, you do, put your left foot out, put your left foot in, you do, and Shake it all about, you must. Only then , A jedi will you be." "Can you here me now? Good." "Your way have it." "Borg we are. Assimilated you will be. You will be. Futile, resistance is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russk Rijann Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 "Put your left foot in, you do, put your left foot out, put your left foot in, you do, and Shake it all about, you must. Only then , A jedi will you be." "Borg we are. Assimilated you will be. You will be. Futile, resistance is." [/b] lol, the borg ones good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russk Rijann Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 hehe you made me think of a Star Trek one Obi "Voyages are these, of the Starship Enterprise it is, boldly going they shall be, going they will be where no man has gone, a five year mission it is, seeking out new civilisations and life forms they will!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 With the World Cup in mind, Yoda as a commentator or coach: "Much diving I sense in you" "Score, you must" "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL, Yes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brosser_1999 Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 to anikan kicked your a$$ will be, by your son. whaddaya think.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 "Cloudy, the future weather is." -Yoda as Meteorologist on weather channel. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 "No other species there are of me, have i noticed" Yaddle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 "an offer he can't refuse, make him I will." "may the schwarz be with you." "some you will come get, hmm?" "suck it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwing guy Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 "Ears are long I have yes, hard to sleep on my side it is." "Mmmmmm, Jedi Knight 2 good game it is." "Have gore, Soldier of Fortune 2 does mmmmm" "That take, mofo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwing guy Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Bump. C'mon we need more Yoda stuff for Episode 3, this stuff is halirous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 "See through you, we can. Thong, you are wearing, yes." "Hey guys, watch this!" "George Lucas, Rich I made him, yes!" -Yoda, putting together very hard puzzle on floor, after 5 hours, he flings the pieces in the air-"Impossible this is! Stupid, waist of time, yes!!! Going in the garbage, it is, yes!" "Alert Red!" :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Ankain, have fun last night did you not?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Yoda Lines Count Dooku, i see that your swartz is as big as mine, is it not? Sas me again Anakin and wack you with my stick i will. (to padme) Mine! Mine! Mine! I was a moose once! Use the swartz, anakin, use the swartz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulless Posted June 10, 2002 Author Share Posted June 10, 2002 Speech Impediment, I have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Originally posted by Soulless Speech Impediment, I have Said already, That was. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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