Spaceballs: The Quote Thread

[JandoFett1842]

Here are a few quotes from Spaceballs

Post some of your faviorite from spaceballs

 

1)"If you can read this,you don't need glasses"

 

2)"Colonel Sandurz" "What is it Sergeant Rico?" "You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, Sir." "So?" "Planet Druidia's in sight, Sir." "You're really a Spaceball, you know that don't you?" "Thanks, Sir"

 

3)::shhhhnhhhhh:: *Chink* "I can't breathe in this thing!"

 

4)"What? YOU WENT OVER MY HELMET?"

 

5)Not exactly over, Sir.....more to the side"

 

6)"Yes...THAT!"

 

7)"What's the matter with this thing? What's all that churning and bubbling? You call that a radar screen?" No, Sir,we call it....Mr. Coffee"

 

8)"Yes, I always have coffee when i watch radar, you knows that!" "Of course I do sir" "Everyone knows that?" "OF COURSE WE DO SIR"

 

9)"Everybody got that?"

 

10)"I hope its a long ceremony, 'cause its gonna be a short honeymoon."

 

11)"HOT! TOO HOT!"

 

12)"Sorry I'm late, I was so excited I couldn't hold my oil."

 

13)"Now everybody starting on your left foot!" "Daddy that's your right foot" "It's too late keep going!"

 

14)"We are gathered on this most joyous occasion to witness Princess Vespa,daughter of King Roland, going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door"

 

15)"COME Baa ::yawns:: aack!!"

 

16)"Barf" "Baaarf" "Baaaaaaarfffff" "Always when i'm eating!"

 

17)"No no no! It's not what I want...it's what HE wants"

 

18)"PIZZA THE HUTT!!!"

 

19)"Barf...Puke..whatever"

 

20)"Or else Pizza, is gonna send out for YOU!"

 

21)"You're delicious!"

 

22)"and I'm Glad! Glad Glad Glad Glad GLAD!" "I wonder if she's glad?"

 

23)"Oh yes, Sir, Snotty beamed my twice last night... It was Wonderful."

 

24)"What the hell....it worked on Star Trek."

 

25)"Gee BEASTLIES! What's happened to his head?"

 

26)"Why didn't someone tell me my ass was so BIG?"

 

27)"Forget it! Forget it! No more beaming! This time I'm gonna walk!

 

28)"Ahh, go chew your gum."

 

29)"I'll call my father....1...800......D-R-U-I-D-I-A."

 

30)"Careful you idiot I said across her nose, not UP IT!" "Sorry, Sir, I'm doing my best." "Who made that man a gunner?" "I did, Sir,he's my cousin." "Who's he?" "He's an ******* sir" "I know that. What's his name?" "That is his name sir, *******, Major *******" "And his cousin?" "He's an ******* too, Sir, Gunner's Mate, First Class, Phillip *******." "How many *******s we got on this anyhow?" "YO!" "I knew it, i'm surrounded by *******s!" CHINK! "Keep firing *******s!"

 

31)"Your staring to fade... we're losing your picture, Your Highness."

 

32)"We're not doing this for moneeeey....we're doing it for a ****LOAD of money!"

 

33)"The minute we move in there they are going spot us on their radar." "Nu-nuh," "Uh-huh," Nu-nuh, not if we Jam it." "Ah- ha."

 

 

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[XERXES]

[obi]

"When are we going to get to now?"

 

"We just did sir."

 

"When?"

 

"Just now."

__________________

 

"They've gone plaid!"

[KordKelly]

"What's your name?"

 

"Barf."

 

"No, your FULL NAME."

 

"BARF-olomew."

 

[Darth Talliusc]

FOOLED YOUUUU.

 

god i love the way rick moranis said that... and the timeless "i bet she gives GREAT helmet"

[Darth Jello]

you forgot

Evil will always conquer because good is dumb

[PJMPirate]

"what's the matter, colonel sandurz? chicken? "

"...and I see your schwartz is as big as mine!"

"um... he did it!" (after d.helmet slashes cameraman)

"she's gone from SUCK... to BLOW!"

"did you see anything, sandurz?

no, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, sir!"

"Who are you?

I'M the bearded lady! who are you, one of the FREAKS?

come back here, you fat bearded B****!"

[Darth Groovy]

"Funny, she doesn't look Drewish."

 

_Barf

 

"I'm a Mog, half man, half dog, I'm my own best freind."

 

_Barf

 

"Stop looking up my can!"

 

_Dot Matrix

 

"Drewish princesses are attracked to power and wealth, and I have both and you know it!"

 

_Dark Helmet

 

"My brains are going into my feeeeeeeeeeet."

 

_Dark Helmet

 

"I'm the Bearded lady.....what are you? One of the Freaks!?!?"

 

_The Bearded Lady

 

"Great you shut off the whole movie!"

 

_Dark Helmet

 

"Again we meet again for the first time, for the last time....yeah!"

 

_Lonestar

 

"I bet she gives great helmet."

 

_Dark Helmet