MaulerZ Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 This one is kinda nasty.... A baby sitter is sitting for a lunch the childs shes sitting kid: can i have another soda sitter: not i'll get in trouble besides u already got 1 kid:but my moomy lets me have 2 sitter: fine a few minutes later the sitter desides to take a shower kid: can i take a shower with you sitter: no i'll get in big trouble kid:but my mommy lets me take one with her sitter:fine a few minutes later they are laying on the bed kid:can i put my finger in your belly button sitter:no! ill get in really BIG trouble kid:but my mommy lets me sitter:fine few minutes later as they'er sittin down for supper sitter:i have a confession that wasnt my belly button kid:i know and that wasnt my finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by Jubatus Got a nasty one: OMG! I was expecting there to be a funny joke at the end of all that horrible story!! Originally posted by MaulerZ13 u gotta love the shockers tho!This one is kinda nasty.... that one was a bit silly i doubt you can get a finger mixed up with something that isnt a finger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by Kyth'emos Neither of those made sense to me, though I don't believe I remember Chain of Command. Well the Klingon one is funny because Worf always mentions how Klingon somethings never do something, or Klingons never do something etc etc I havent got a clue what the other ones about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyris Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 NUKED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubatus Posted July 21, 2002 Share Posted July 21, 2002 Don't tell me my joke was deleted due to content....man, americans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansible Posted July 21, 2002 Author Share Posted July 21, 2002 Please don't post your jokes in my thread, I don't mind one or two but this could get out of hand, remember the thread is called "Ansible's Joke Emporium". If you want your joke seen that badly send them to me, I'll give you credit ( Jmbennett1@aol.com ). I'll be back just for tonight, then off on another week to the beach. Oh, and from now on I'm going to post 1 or 2 jokes a post, ‘couse I don't want to run out of material too fast. ----------------------------------------------- A little girl asked her mother, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What’s that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it and said, "Okay, that should take care of that problem, You can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where’s Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home." ----------------------------------------------- Ole and Sven were golfing when Sven pulled out a cigar; he didn’t have a lighter so he asked Ole for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter. "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, "Vhere did yew get dat monster??" "Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie." "You haff a genie?" Sven asked. "Ya, shure, he’s right here in my bag," said Ole. "Could I see him?" Ole opens the side pocket of his golf bag and out pops the genie. Sven says, "Hey dere! I’m a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes I will", the genie said, so Sven asks him for a million bucks. The geniehops back into the bag and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard. Sven yells to Ole, "I asked for a million Bucks, not Ducks!" Ole answers, "Ya, Do yew really tink I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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