GendoTheGreat Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 It's not my poem and I don't remember who wrote it, but it conveys most succinctly my feelings this morning: ------------------------------------- -Awakening- I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill, He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles Began to slip away. He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun, It seemed his very trilling, Brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers Crept slowly out of bed, Then gently lowered the window And crushed his fucking head. ---------------------------------------- It's going to be one of those days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isis Kaldara Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 There's a chant from Civil Air Patrol that goes like this: A yellow bird With a yellow bill Hopped upon My windowsill I attracted him With a piece of bread And then I smashed His little head Oh me, oh my I'm such a clutz I missed his head And smashed his nuts The moral of Our story is You want some head You need some bread My idiot of a brother told it to me when I was little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted August 25, 2002 Author Share Posted August 25, 2002 I would have; but already did my duck bit so nothing fowl from me. and Gendo, snaps for you all around. Haiku few know the mystic word, Kudos to you. And a poem how very sunglases and black clothing of you. *snap, snap, and what iz theese! Zoot Alores! your profanity came through the happy happy rated G shield has been deactivated.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isis Kaldara Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 The Harbour Out at daybreak to the sun Seas are drifting glass The tides were turning to the storm Winds were moving fast Women waiting at the harbour Silent stand around Weather storms another day For men the sea had found Fishermen were laying nets The barrels spread the bait The seagulls warning echoed round Winds that wouldn't wait People gathered at the harbour Waiting for the tide Eyes half closed against the spray And tears they cannot hide Shadows falling at the harbour Women stand around Weather storms another way For men the sea have drowned Hulls were creaking crashing sails Rains were slating down The oilskins flapping, decks awash Slanting turning round Thunder roaring at the harbour Women drawn in fear Huddle up to wait the time And pray the sky will clear Howling winds and the raging waves Cracked upon the boats And torn from safety, torn from life Men with little hope Ghostly echoes at the harbour Whispering of death Women weeping holding hands Of those they still have left Shadows falling at the harbour Women stand around Weather storms another way For men the sea have drowned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted August 30, 2002 Author Share Posted August 30, 2002 *snaps and hugs and kisses and MUah's!!!!! the Anime Princess has returned once more.* this time trick your brother into getting grounded instead:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted September 11, 2002 Author Share Posted September 11, 2002 Therapist when you break it down; "The Rapist" think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted September 19, 2002 Author Share Posted September 19, 2002 like wow man, the Blue Casket is like so quiet these days, and so too is the GF forum. October is fast approaching and with it's autumn winds will come the return of navi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 It's been awhile, hasn't it, since we last saw our little friend? I am starting to wonder if she will return at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted September 21, 2002 Author Share Posted September 21, 2002 she was grounded until October she told me so in an email, no computer except for school work. I suspect when she comes back she will be manic. *snaps and medicinal left handed cigarettes for you too, because you've been away a long time as well.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 It seems like months since I sat down at the computer do anything other than read my email then log out. It hasn't actually been months, of course. Just seems that way. I took a well-deserved break tonight, though. Took my best girl (read: only girl) out to the movies. Actually, she's not really my girl. We have what you might call a complicated friendship. Needless to say, we don't get together often. Lots of uncomfortable tension, if you know what I mean. Some things just aren't meant to be. God I'm so lonely. Sob. Tired too. Fuck it, I'm going to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted September 21, 2002 Author Share Posted September 21, 2002 never mind the Shelia, Bruce; what movie did you see? that new Lawyer spy flick Exces verses Sabble or whatever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 We went to see "The Sum of All Fears". Despite being heavily edited in places (Boo-hoo, it reminds us of the terrorist attacks, wahh!) It was good, a solid political thriller. The ending was a little weak though, kind of sappy. A little out of place in a political thriller, it was more like the ending of an cheesy action movie. Despite these things, the film was pretty good. I'd reccommend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted September 22, 2002 Author Share Posted September 22, 2002 once a week friends come by to take my skeleton out of the closet and get it some air. yesterday was neat-O! I ate yummy breakfast cerial in the morning, and found a scratch and win card inside, I won a free movie ticket, and at the theatre they honoured the free win ticket and they had on a double feature: Spiderman and Men In Black II I had seen neither. Spiderman was cool. MJ looked hot enough especially in the rain sceen but she was such a silly, silly girl. I know Peter Parker in the comic was hot on her but she was eesh! a prom queen. MIB II was way cool! much better than the first one. the interaction and variety of aliens and MIB agents was what I had hoped for in the original. and my friends bought me popcorn, new york fries, and taco hell. then I got to surf highspeed *and finish uploading certain calaverablanca sections so yesterday was fun.* today I feel like Sh!tte though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted September 26, 2002 Author Share Posted September 26, 2002 the trouble with drinking is that it leads to serious thinking. and the more you think, the more you drink, until lying face down in the washroom under the bathroom sink, you ask yourself: "If the Blue Casket was not blue, what colour would it be?" aliceblue antiquewhite aqua aquamarine azure beige bisque black blanchedaimond blue brown burlywood cadetblue chartreuse chocolate coral cornflowerblue cornsilk crimson cyan darkblue darkcyan darkgoldenrod darkgray darkgreen darkkhaki darkmagenta darkolivegreen darkorange darkorchid darkred darksalmon darkseagreen darkslateblue darkslategray darkturquoise darkviolet deeppink deepskyblue dimgray dodgerblue firebrick floralwhite forestgreen fuchsia gainsboro ghostwhite gold goldenrod gray green greenyellow honeydew hotpink indianred indigo ivory khaki lavender lavenderblush lemonchiffon lightblue lightcoral lightcyan lightgoldenrodyellow lightgreen lightgrey lightpink lightsalmon lightseagreen lightskyblue lightslategray lightsteelblue lightyellow lime limegreen linen magenta maroon mediumaquamarine mediumblue mediumorchid mediumpurple mediumseagreen mediumslateblue mediumspringgreen mediumturquoise mediumvioletred midnightblue mintcream mistyrose navajohwhite navy oldlace olive olivedrab orange orchid palegoldenrod palegreen paleturquoise palevioletred papayawhip peachpuff peru pink plum powderblue purple red rosybrown royalblue saddlebrown salmon sandybrown seagreen seashell sienna silver skyblue slateblue slategray snow springgreen steelblue tan teal thistle tomato turquoise violet wheat white whitesmoke yellow yellowgreen perception is everything, especially when thinking and drinking. was this post a complete waste of time? did the use of coloured type font vex you? or maybe you just learnt the hexidecimal colour code. that's right, my gosh you just learn something? go tell your parents right away they'll be thrilled. yes in a multitude of dimensional afterlife's the blue casket could have been any of those other colours, and in the wide world of cyber space type fonts and website backgrounds can be any of these colours too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted September 29, 2002 Author Share Posted September 29, 2002 *sighs and looks at the cheap calendar hanging behind the bar. will Kaldaravera return in time for the Day of the Dead?* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isis Kaldara Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Gollum! Lovin' the avvie, DE! Sorry, peeps... GFN is a royal pain in the arsephault on Navi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted October 15, 2002 Author Share Posted October 15, 2002 my preciouss, we thinkss you is cute. yes, cute my preciouss we seess a cutessie, and we wonderss is she juicy, gooey, yucky, scrumptiouss or just cutessie? there you go 4 cyber dollars so you can buy some french fries in the school caffeteria tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isis Kaldara Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 ^^ Domo arigatou gozaimasu, watashi no tomodachisan! It slices! It dices! Look at that tomato! You can even cut a tin can with it! But you wouldn't want to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Originally posted by GendoTheGreat Haiku: My hard-drive is a Seagate. Seagate's are bloody Stupid cheap bullcrap When I actually took it out I found it was in fact a Samsung Spinpoint, a bigger piece of crap than the one I thought I had. What does this have to do with anything, I hear you ask? Well, as soon as I find out you'll be the first to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted October 18, 2002 Author Share Posted October 18, 2002 ackk ssss seasgate, my preciouss doess not know what a seagate iss? iss it juicy, gooey, yucky, scrumptious? my preciousss does not know, gollum...gollum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 The double irony is that my new HDD is a Seagate, and the new seagates are now one of the best on the market. Freaky isn't it? Well, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lateralis Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 some pieces of me ill never get back, she took them away, and im left to crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted October 20, 2002 Author Share Posted October 20, 2002 *snaps finally a new arrival in Pocky World. Pull up a chair, Lateralis; Gendo and I are just sitting here smoking the Evil Bone. Hey Gendo I see you trying to Bogart that Bone, pass it over on the left hand side to Lateralis.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lateralis Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 *If you cough, you pass* . Let's call it home, and keep moving on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted October 20, 2002 Author Share Posted October 20, 2002 not if your 'Bucketing' and your friends clamp your mouth shut until white blinding light fades to black and nearly topples you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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