Wes Marrakesh Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 Ok, Shadriss, mickie and i were fooling around in msn chat. Look what we made. GENERAL ORDERS OF THE STORMTROOPER: #1-If your enemy carries a lightsaber, save youself the effort and shoot yourself. It will be less embarassing. #2-Remember: You are expendable. Expect to be treated as such. #3-If Lord Vader needs an apolgy, make sure there's an officer around to give it. #4-Skill means nothing: We belive in peace through massive, superior firepower. Lots of troops also helps... #5- Civilians mean labor. #6-If you can't see through your helmet, don't worry. You'll never see the blaster bolt that kill you. #7-No matter how many rebels you have killed or how many other troopers you are with, if you see Han Solo RUN! If he has his wookie, RUN FASTER!! #8-Escape pods are for officer use only. #9-If the area you are patrolling is quiet, then it will be attacked by a single rebel in ten minutes. He'll probably have a lightsaber... #10-Your blaster rifle will ALWAYS miss the first shot. Expect to be lying on the ground with a hole in your armor, and remeber: Bacta tastes nasty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kengo Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 Damn straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karshaddii Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 LOL Ok, that truly did make me laugh out loud--its so true, so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Marrakesh Posted July 25, 2002 Author Share Posted July 25, 2002 thanks guys... after all it was only to make people go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karshaddii Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 Give us some more = ) Wait, no, I mught break a blood vessel in my brain laughing and that probably would not be good =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idontlikegeorge Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 this is funny #### Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Marrakesh Posted July 26, 2002 Author Share Posted July 26, 2002 yeah i could not stop :rofl:ing however, some of those are kind of...err.... wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Marrakesh Posted July 26, 2002 Author Share Posted July 26, 2002 duh! SIZE=1]should they make this thread sticky?[/size] just a very small thought... EDIT: database put this post above mickie's. and it lists almost everyone as being on, too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth_micke Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 wes,we certanly rule wit that list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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