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General Orders of the Stormtrooper


Wes Marrakesh

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Ok, Shadriss, mickie and i were fooling around in msn chat. Look what we made.

 

GENERAL ORDERS OF THE STORMTROOPER:

#1-If your enemy carries a lightsaber, save youself the effort and shoot yourself. It will be less embarassing.

#2-Remember: You are expendable. Expect to be treated as such.

#3-If Lord Vader needs an apolgy, make sure there's an officer around to give it.

#4-Skill means nothing: We belive in peace through massive, superior firepower. Lots of troops also helps...

#5- Civilians mean labor.

#6-If you can't see through your helmet, don't worry. You'll never see the blaster bolt that kill you.

#7-No matter how many rebels you have killed or how many other troopers you are with, if you see Han Solo RUN! If he has his wookie, RUN FASTER!!

#8-Escape pods are for officer use only.

#9-If the area you are patrolling is quiet, then it will be attacked by a single rebel in ten minutes. He'll probably have a lightsaber...

#10-Your blaster rifle will ALWAYS miss the first shot. Expect to be lying on the ground with a hole in your armor, and remeber: Bacta tastes nasty...

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