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Well, my scariest dream must have been one of those "lucid" ones...

 

I'm in this dream, and free to go around, look and interact with things and people. I am aware that I'm dreaming as well.

 

Then suddenly, I see something truly horrible that disgusts and frightens me to no end(can't remember what), and I really want to wake up.

 

I run around, yelling and screaming to wake up, but alas, I could not. This goes on for some time until...

 

I wake up. But I really didn't wake up, I merely "woke up into a new dream".... This realization dawns on me after some time, and I get really scared when I find out. Now the sweat starts to run down my back, since I realize I'm sorta trapped within a dream I want to get out of.

 

I finally wake up though.... And I'm really relieved... So relaxed now...

 

Until I realize that it's another friggin' dream!!! AAARRGGHHH!

 

Of course I woke up for real in the end, but I was scared sh*tless at that point.... Or did I really wake up? :rolleyes:

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How about this.

 

A friend told me at a party that he had a dream that he drove his mother-in-law's Explorer (it's a car) to the store and then back to her house where he parked it in her garage. A girl told us that that translates into he wants to have sex with her. I agree, since she is really hot (and would probably laugh if she were reading this). :D

 

 

Oh what dirty minds we have.....

 

Mwa ha ha ha ha :lol:

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My weirdest dream ever is this, and its weirdness is is made even weirder by my initial reaction to it when I woke up.

 

I'm standing at a table cutting slices of a cat lying on it. But where there's supposed to be flesh, bone, sinew and blood as I carve into the cat the slices just come of with perfect fur all around them; no blood whatsoever. I like cats and have no feeling of malice against this cat in my dream. The cat is looking up at me, alive through the whole thing, and it's purring. I think to myself in my dream 'Strange, it doesn't seem to hurt the cat even though I'm cutting it into more slices than usual.'

 

That's when I woke up and the first thought to go through my head was 'How many slices do you usually cut a cat into?'

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