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Luc Solar

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Hahaha... I'm quite surprised that I was able to understand the stuff that cjais and others wrote. Never really tried to _read_ Danish before.

 

As I once said:

 

I speak fluent Swedish. If I'm a bit drunk and put a potatoe in my mouth, I speak pretty fluent Norwegian. But Danish...well: I need a lot more beer and two more potatoes. :D

 

Looks much better on paper, though! :thumbsup:

 

Finnish on the other hand...well, let's not open that can of worms, shall we :(

 

I think Hitler (or someone during those dark years) said it well: You people need not worry about enemy spies. You have the best coding system in the world: Finnish! Nobody could possibly crack it. :D

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Originally posted by Luc Solar

I speak fluent Swedish. If I'm a bit drunk and put a potatoe in my mouth, I speak pretty fluent Norwegian. But Danish...well: I need a lot more beer and two more potatoes. :D

 

:lol::rofl::lol:

 

 

I'll take that in good jest Mr. Solar.... :D:p

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..as you should Mr. cjais. :)

 

Me being from Finland and complaining about other languages...lol...thank god basicly no-one here knows what kind of gibberish I talk all day long! :D

 

Hmm...think we should annoy the "Deutch" a bit too.

 

I've studied German for a while. It was interesting..we had to keep a short brake after every ten minutes or so, though... time for the cleaning lady to wipe the classroom floor clean of saliva....lots of saliva flying around those days... :D

 

Seriously.. most words are spelled consonant + consonant + consonant + consonant + consonant + consonant + consonant + vowel +consonant + consonant + consonant + consonant.

 

Take a really simple word like "abortion", for example:

 

Schwangerschaftsunterbrechung! :rolleyes:

 

...I sure wouldn't want to be face to face with anyone who tries to articulate that. Lol....

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