CorranSec Posted December 31, 2002 Posted December 31, 2002 The printed picture of a banana is fairly inedible. However, printing a picture of a printer on a banana means that you could (figuratively speaking) 'eat' the printer, while eating the banana at the same time. Ah! Yes! Bananas are soft and mushy, while printers are hard and strong. Which do YOU like?
SE_Vader_536 Posted December 31, 2002 Posted December 31, 2002 printers are better cause you can eat the paper. theres more paper in a printer than mush in a banana so its technically the better of the two, and plus you can print pictures of food on the paper to make it more appetizing...
lukeiamyourdad Posted December 31, 2002 Author Posted December 31, 2002 Humanity has reached a new low...
Sithmaster_821 Posted December 31, 2002 Posted December 31, 2002 Who would win in a fight: the banana or the printer or Godzilla? JEDI, go see the Alien Jedi Thread:sheepdanc
lukeiamyourdad Posted January 1, 2003 Author Posted January 1, 2003 The banana. Godzilla would step on the banana, slip on it fall down and die crushing the printer with him.
Sithmaster_821 Posted January 1, 2003 Posted January 1, 2003 But godzilla would also kill the banana in the process:mad:
lukeiamyourdad Posted January 1, 2003 Author Posted January 1, 2003 No because the banana got reincarnated somehow...or clone so technically the dead banana is only a clone to the real banana so the banana is still alive:D
SE_Vader_536 Posted January 1, 2003 Posted January 1, 2003 bananas cant be cloned. theyre fruit. fruit are picked from a tree which can be cloned but as soon as the fruit is picked it dies. so it cant be cloned
CorranSec Posted January 1, 2003 Posted January 1, 2003 The printer would win in a fight, IF it was connected up to a computer. This is because the computer is (naturally) possesed of an incredibly high-tech AI, and can move. Thus, the computer and the printer keep dodging Godzilla, all the while shooting laser beams at it (and printing some attack bananas).
SE_Vader_536 Posted January 1, 2003 Posted January 1, 2003 arent we talkin about the printer NOT a printer comp partnership? and how may i ask can a comp and a printer shoot lasers? those attack bananas are on paper sec! theyll just fly in the wind. heck godzilla could eat the paper.
CorranSec Posted January 1, 2003 Posted January 1, 2003 If the banana can be reincarnated, the printer can have a computer. It's only fair. This computer and printer are special! They have been outfitted with special high-tech Kill-O-Zap guns, and a special hover-field made possible by Bistromathics. Quite an advanced brand of science if you ask me... The attack bananas are special. They're not printed on paper. This is a special printer which can actually form objects using special object-forming lasers. They're just like normal bananas, except they have arms, legs, eyes and mouth. And tommy guns. Picture those people who dress up as bananas, except smaller, and dangerous. Hey! Look! If you put yourself in the right frame of mind, that could be a banana....
pbguy1211 Posted January 1, 2003 Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by Sithmaster_821 JEDI, go see the Alien Jedi Thread:sheepdanc Oh my god that smilie RULES! it looks like the stay puft marshmallow man! but the monkey is pretty cool too! as one of my friends from work says... it's all about the chimps and midgets! and the best is that now we can windu too!
CorranSec Posted January 1, 2003 Posted January 1, 2003 Mmm... I like marshmallows..... especially live dancing ones. Ooh! New smilies! Hmm, let's see if I can find some..... I think these ones are new. :podrac: It's actually supposed to be a sheep. But I prefer the dancing marshmallow idea. Pbguy- I just noticed your 'location'.... better hope he doesn't see that...
pbguy1211 Posted January 2, 2003 Posted January 2, 2003 lol he has me on ignore anyway not my fault i point out the fact that he's crazy to him
lukeiamyourdad Posted January 2, 2003 Author Posted January 2, 2003 he could simply stop spamming.... The marshmallow thing is supposed to be a sheep?!...I wonder who made that "sheep"...
CorranSec Posted January 4, 2003 Posted January 4, 2003 Probably someone who likes Stay Puft Marshmallow Men, but was told to make a sheep.
Sithmaster_821 Posted January 4, 2003 Posted January 4, 2003 Yeah its supposed to be a sheep. Doesnt look like one at all.
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