jp-30 Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 This sounds like something Guybrush would do. Man smuggled monkeys in pants ...Assistant US Attorney Joseph Johns said Cusack had been undergoing a routine inspection when he arrived last June until an official opened his suitcase. "It became non-routine when they opened his luggage and a bird of paradise took off flying in the terminal," Johns said. Johns said the agents found three more birds in his bag, tucked into nylon stockings, along with 50 orchids of a threatened species. Asked by agents if he had anything else to tell them, Cusack responded: "Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants."... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 I want that man's autograph, damnit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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